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Elphaba: My future partner must be mentally stable unlike me, intelligent, and capable of starting a revolution-
[Glinda while walking by Elphaba, trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in her hands and proceeds to have a panic attack over it on the ground]
Elphaba pointing at Glinda: Her. I want her.
Glinda would 100%, and then would become a stuttering and anxiety mess after. Elphaba would be confused and intensely flustered.
Yall know the song What is this feeling in the wicked st, right? What if instead of loathing, one of them accurately says "loving". The music cues and they're doing their thing but one of them goes "loving" and the record scratches and the other goes "what??" Idk I find it funny-
Of course! It’s in both characters to accidentally say it (knowing their luck), but either way whoever says it, they’re both going to become flustered, nervous, awkwardly silent, and gay messes. They are so intensely in love but cluelessly have a crush on one another. I’m also all up for breaking Glinda’s perfect facade, our poor girl (and of course Elphaba) needs break.
Yall know the song What is this feeling in the wicked st, right? What if instead of loathing, one of them accurately says "loving". The music cues and they're doing their thing but one of them goes "loving" and the record scratches and the other goes "what??" Idk I find it funny-
Glinda: My hands are cold
Elphaba: Here let me hold them.
Glinda: . . .
Glinda: My lips are cold too
Elphaba: [Covers Glinda’s mouth with hand]
Computer: Chose your password
Elphaba typing: GlindaUpland
Computer: You password is too short
Elphaba: I know, but please don’t tell her.. She’ll get mad.
Glinda bubbling from excitement: Elphie! Look! I made you a bracelet!
Elphaba: Oh thanks.. [Takes it but judgingly eyes all the pink and sparkles on it]
Glinda: [Crushed and suddenly angry] Fine! If you don’t like it, I’ll take it and give it to someone else!
Elphaba: [Puts it away from Glinda’s reach and hugs it to her chest] NO! MINE!
Pafnee talking about Elphaba: She can’t be good at everything, I bet she’s a bad kisser
Glinda: [Distracted filing her nails] No, she’s good at that too.
Shensen and Pafnee at the same time: What?!
Glinda: [Confused why they’re so shocked, looks up from her nails] What?
Elphaba: [Is being arrested]
Glinda: Wow. Sweet Laurine, Elphaba you’ll do anything these days.
Gale force officer: Kid, your friend-
Elphaba: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant asshole
Fyerio in the distance: HOMOPHOBE!
Gale force officer: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed 4 grown men in the hospital
Glinda: And . . . She looked gorgeous doing it.
Elphaba: They deserved it. One of them told me to put my book down and “de-demonify myself” whatever that means.
Glinda: You tell them babe.
Gale force officer: . . . You know what? I can’t with- whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially, your problem.
Glinda: Yay!
Elphaba: [pauses finishing her escape, handing the officer the broken handcuffs] Have a bad night officer. Go do some useful stuff.
Gale force officer: I hate you
Elphaba: I’m glad
Glinda: Hurry up honey, I need my cuddle buddy.
Elphaba: Coming my sweet!
Boq: So what’s it like dating Glinda?
Elphaba very happy to be talking about Glinda: She referred to sand last night as “heterosexual glitter”.
Boq: . . . [Questioning why he was romantically interested in her in the first place]
Elphaba: I love her so much
Elphaba: It’s dangerous to go out alone, take this.
Glinda: . . .
Glinda: You’re holding out your hand Elphie-
Elphaba: I said take it.
Glinda: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-
Fyerio: Elphaba’s in love with you
Glinda: . . .
Glinda: W h a t ? !
Glinda, Nervous: So uh, I wanted to ask you-
Elphaba: Oh FINALLY, you are proposing.
Glinda: What- How did you know?!
Elphaba: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.
Glinda: . . .
Elphaba: I even had to pick it up for you once.
If Gelphie raised a child:
Elphaba: I lost it.
Glinda: What?
Elphaba: The.. thing.
Glinda: If you’re talking about your hat Elphaba it’s in our closet.
Elphaba: No the- [Glinda turns around]
Elphaba: Oh, there it is.
Glinda holding a baby: you mean OUR CHILD?!
Glinda talking to Fyerio: And I’ve been dropping hints that I like her BUT SHE WON’T TAKE THOSE HINTS- [Elphaba walks in the room] Oh Hi Elphie!
Elphaba: What’s going on?
Glinda: I’m in love with my roommate and I’m not even subtle she just doesn’t pick up on it.
Elphaba: She sounds like a moron.
Glinda: . . .
Glinda: She indeed is a moron..
“Why Miss Elphaba, look at you. You’re beautiful.”
the way I know the whole "you know what your problem is?" to "so what'll it be, man ou woman"
Elphaba: You’re sick, your temperature is 103.9.
Glinda: If I was sick could I do this?! [Intently stares at Elphaba]
Elphaba: What are you doing right now Glinda?
Glinda, confused: Cartwheels. Am I not actually doing them?
Elphaba: . . .
Elphaba: No my sweet you are not..
Glinda running into the room: I’m so sorry I’m late! I broke down on the way here!
Elphaba: Is your car fixed now?
Glinda: What car?
Elphaba: . . .
Glinda: [Starts crying again]
Elphaba: Glinda are you alright?
Glinda shaking about to have a anxiety attack: Pssh who even is Glinda? Glinda? Not alright?
Elphaba: . . .
Elphaba: Glin..
Glinda: I’m f-fine Elphaba!
[Elphaba hugs Glinda]
[Glinda starts crying]
Glinda: I’m not fine..
Elphaba: And that’s absolutely alright.
Glinda trying to interrogate Elphaba: Elphie how many cups of coffee have you had today?
Elphaba: I don’t know, how many hours did you sleep last night?
Glinda: . . .
Glinda: Touché. But I’ve got my eye on you. [Dramatically leaves the room walking backwards glaring at Elphaba]
Glinda walking into the room crying very quietly: e-elphie?
[Elphaba stands up right away, walking up to Glinda and hugging her]
Elphaba: What’s wrong my sweet?
Glinda: I got a paper cut.
Elphaba: . . .
Elphaba: That’s terrible. Do you need a bandage or something?
Glinda: No! I just wanna hug and cuddle. And you can’t escape because I’m hurt!
Elphaba: Of course..
Elphaba after a short pause: You cut your finger on purpose to trick me into cuddling you, didn’t you?
Glinda: Maybe! You’ll never know.