Its That Time Of Year Again

It’s that time of year again

After my family and I finish roasting marshmallows in the backyard I was talking about how cool Norse mythology and why couldn’t America have cool shit and how awesome that they had a world tree that lead to nine worlds and then my dad was like that some stupid bullshit aND I KID YOU NOT THE FUCKIN FIRE RELIT ITSEF AFTER WE PUT IT OUT AND IF THAT AINT A SIGN THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS

Toxin is precious

I genuinely fully recommend the Toxin miniseries to anyone with an interest in reading about Venom and Venom’s family tree.

Toxin is only a few months old in it and you can tell from the way he acts. His relationship with Pat can be summed for quite a bit of it as “You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real dad Pat!”

There’s also how he proceeded to loot to try hide the fact that they accidentally broke Pat’s computer there, thinking he’s shopping but also not quite understanding the concept of shopping yet.

He’s a childish brat but also about as precious as a symbiote can get.

And I’m still sad about what’s happened to him since the series

And I really do recommend giving it a try!

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

These were all over one of my pmd gifs

Only the best monsters get fucked in this house