Only The Best Monsters Get Fucked In This House

Only the best monsters get fucked in this house

Guys holy fuck okay so there’s these girls and they just started speaking perfect French. They’re not french

Alright we just had our d&d today and I’ll tell you how it went-

We introduced our characters and the kids who were already in our club just watched us judging.

So we’re in a bar and this one kid in our group ask if he can check the place out with a spell or some shit and this other guy ask for another round of drinks for all of us

And me being me started a fight with this one npc and this one kid ,in group of older kids aka the ones who are in the experience group, throw his hands up and yelled that I was a bard

Why the fuck are people so good at art. Like they’re over there fuckin making masterpieces while I’m over trying to convince my friends I know what Im doing

After my family and I finish roasting marshmallows in the backyard I was talking about how cool Norse mythology and why couldn’t America have cool shit and how awesome that they had a world tree that lead to nine worlds and then my dad was like that some stupid bullshit aND I KID YOU NOT THE FUCKIN FIRE RELIT ITSEF AFTER WE PUT IT OUT AND IF THAT AINT A SIGN THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS

TROLLHUNTERS: A SUMMARY MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS 5 EPISODES IN AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON ANYMORE

i found this power point i made after watching 5 episodes of Trollhunters.

I seriously seriously didn’t understand a thing.

Enjoy