Update Update: So I Thought It Was Over...

update update: so I thought it was over...

apparently not, we have been gifted a five pound box of Twizzlers. I-

someone just sent my dad five pounds of gummy bears and now I know what i will be randomly snacking on this summer

what is wrong with me

i may have punched my ceiling with a large amount of force

i just rammed my fingers into my ceiling by accident and i can confirm stubbing your fingers is worse than stubbing your feet

I was babysitting a 3-year-old and we were playing with some dolls, and the entire time she made my character vacuum/clean, told everyone in the real house to “be quiet, the babies are sleeping,” shoved all the food in the closet, and said I couldn’t touch anything because everything belonged to someone called ‘babysitter’. 

wait this is happening to other people

We keep getting so many random packages showing up at our house that none of us paid for, but that are addressed to my brother.... this is really creepy, 100/10 do not like.

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