Mqf Poking Sy With A Stick: How Are You Alive

mqf poking sy with a stick: how are you alive

sy, crumpled on the floor in a puddle of sweat: spite

I'm also a fond believer of the "sy was sickly in his world" hc so if applicable here it would be so funny how little regard he has for his own health from the start. he's like yea. that certainly looks like my ribs. but they're not broken yet so we'll take that. and everyone is like what the fuck is wrong with you???? sqq is like are you trying to make me look worse and sy just "you guys are all immortal peerless beauties literally anyone slightly normal looks gross next to you" but he looks like death warmed over

GLKJDHFGAH i like that headcanon but i think it wld be funnier if sy was just actively decaying anyway. mqf just has to wait for him to collapse so he can finally get him to eat smth

this man WILL appear in your BEDROOM at 3 AM. (GONE WRONG)

I feel like fic writers (me) sometimes overlook the sheer hilarity that WWX and LWJ are Parents in the way that no one else in the MDZS universe seems to want to be. Like can you imagine a time travel AU where LWJ and WWX wake up 15 in cloud recesses, see all their peers and are like,,,, children. Everyone is children. 15 year old Jiang Cheng? A baby. 19 (?) year old Jiang Yanli? A child. Just 15 year old LWJ and WWX aggressively parenting their friends and family because damn it clearly none of the other adults are gonna do it

shen yuan is a teal guy to me

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Wei Wuxian and his murder children

Au where on top of A-Yuan Wei Wuxian ends up adopting all the murder gremlins in the show. Mainly because the author would pay cold hard cash to see Wei Wuxian, on his Yiling Patriarch days, storming a Discussion Conference, with A-Yuan in his arms (teething on the Chenqing), Mo Xuanyu hanging from his back (cause he's still shy but the goblin energy is slowly coming out and he wants to be included), and Xue Yang being dragged by the back of his robes (because if he can't be a serial killer he will be a serial pickpocket and no one can stop him). The paleness, trembles and twitches have less to do with the demonic cultivation and more with the fact that he is suddenly the father of three.

Why they stormed the discussion conference is anyone's guess but the author suspects it has something to do with the kids. Maybe one of them tried to steal Zidian the last time Jiang Cheng visited. Maybe the kids missed their other dad and tried to run away and find him and Wei Wuxian tagged along (read: found the older two had grabbed his baby radish and disappeared and flew into a panic).

-Wei Wuxian storming Lanling - "LAN ZHAN! You promised to take the kids this weekend! I have talismans to make!"

Meanwhile, Xue Yang is in the background excitedly showing some of the other junior disciples (he is Wei Wuxian's disciple and he WILL bite you for saying otherwise!) this new method of cultivation they have been developing that essentially boils down to using necromancy to just...Not. Let. A. Plant. Die. In his case it goes something like this:

As always co-authored with/enabled by @sswangxian

Little Palace Mistress and Gongyi Xiao!Shen Yuan from the fic Tarnished Gold by @primtheamazing - these two have such a good relationship i love them with all my heart 💖.