Bill Photosynthesizing Is Both Horrifying, Hilarious And Logical. In Your AU Do You Think That's How

Bill photosynthesizing is both horrifying, hilarious and logical. In your AU do you think that's how the Eucladians got their energy? Or do you headcanon that as a 3D thing?

yeah, I headcanon they had a sun over their dimension, so even though they couldn't see it, they naturally evolved to absorb all the free energy they were being bombarded with.

But since they were ALWAYS bathed in sunlight—no nights, no rotating planet to turn them away from the sun—they didn't need to evolve a way to store spare energy. Like when you have a phone or a laptop with a battery that can't hold a charge so it drains and dies almost immediately if you unplug it. If Bill weren't a god-tier being that's MADE of energy (and a lot of it), wearing an exoskeleton would starve him to death in hours at most—possibly minutes. However long it takes his body to finish "digesting" the last sunlight he got.

That's the funniest explanation I've sent and Imma start using it if you don't mind, haha

ARE YOU ASEXUAL because if so based 🖤🤍💜

ace + aro + agender

When the puppet master that built my body handed me a checklist to select my gender & orientation I just handed it back without filling anything in and they went "okay sure"

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There's also a HUUUGE difference between bdsm and rape shit, THERE'S CONSENT. Violence like knife, fire, wax and whatever else-play always has consent, consent checks, safety and safety words. You can be a kinky mf without wanting to rape someone. If you wanna rape someone or write about raping ppl/characters, seek professional help. It's a crime for a reason.

stop making fanfics about characters raping and sexually assaulting y/n, you are fucking disgusting people who romanticize a serious crime that happens every day to children and women

"but that's just reading dark romance" that's not a dark romance, that's just the stuff of a horrible fetish, IF YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH, GO SEEK FOR FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST HELP!!!!!!!!!!

I'm crying of laughter form all the "Kamala almost called him a motherfucker, and she should've" posts

kamala's facial expressions tonight made me think that she was going to jump over that podium and cuss his ass out

Frrrrrr

rewatching httyd and like. Astrid was right to be pissed abt hiccup suddenly becoming competent. imagine you've been training ur whole life and ur so fucking kickass and then this weird little nepo baby emo kid shows up and beats you at everything and steals all your friends. ngl I would be experiencing a breakdown. I'd be having a midlife crisis. yknow actually I think she underreacted