This Song Embodies Exactly How I Feel When I Think About Tennessee, The South And The Rest Of Backwards,

This song embodies exactly how I feel when I think about Tennessee, the south and the rest of backwards, conservative, good ole boy, religious, tornado infested, redneck ridden America. It's really fucked up here. If I don't get out I'm not going to survive. Heart attack'll probably get me. I'm not joking...massive heart attacks seem to run in my family. And healthcare is just balls here. Real mental help is unattainable unless you're rich... Mkay. Rant complete. I'm going to live amongst the Kiwis now. 🙂🥝💚🖤

I accidentally inhaled a dandelion (still don't know how that happened exactly) and had an argument with a bumblebee (we're good now, we talked it out) so pretty good comparatively. 🥝💚🖤

i love when people tell me about their day and share their thoughts and emotions with me like really i enjoy this

Bird names are so fucked up. Like, there's a tit outside. So if there's two, they're titties? Who even thinks of these names. There's a South American bird that's shaped like a pp and it's legit called "cock-of-the-rock". Swallows...why? Why call a bird a "swallow"? "Boobies"! Birds got a shitty deal on the name card... it's like, "whoever picks the dumbest name wins and that's what we're naming this new bird!" 🤣🥝💚🖤

Aw! This little kiwi is so sweet! 🥰🥝💚🖤

✨ If you see this, please spread the Kiwi of Luck to have a good day ✨

Same

im so angry rn i need to punch a boy

Happy birthday, Barney 🥝💚🖤