Bruh The Awkward Tense Moment In The Jaegon Forced Marriage Au Where Aegon Is Told That He Is Pregnant

Bruh the awkward tense moment in the jaegon forced marriage au where aegon is told that he is pregnant by the court doctor and yhen tries to hide it from jace but nah my dude knew immediately and wasn’t gunna let aegon get away with lying about it for a sec even cause the dude has been wanting this for a very long time and aegon is forever now officially his haha 😂 jace probs be like having that shit eating grin and looking very pleased with himself meanwhile aegon is trying not to faint..Dude was probs banking on not getting pregnant right away after they wedding ceremony (it’s been barely a month since aegon was dragged home and wed to him lol jace was very busy getting busy with his new wife haha and he has been wanting this for the last decade so yea) and maybe his older age and drinking addiction would delay it even further but nah apparently Targaryen fgenes and fertility are just something out of this world lmao the chaos of dread and joy from the family when it was immediately announced at dinner that aegon was Preggo with the heir to the throne goddman the drama I love it haha

I laughed so hard that my tummy hurts!!

Aeg be like *wrapping bandages over his stomach when Jace walked in, asked “what are u so busy with?” Aeg awkwardly replied “nothing” and Jace grinned (like a devil) and sipped his wine “I thought you tried to hide the baby inside of you from us”. Aeg in shock: “You knew??? I thought the master was bought by me!” Jace sighed and told him “wouldn’t I be a terrible king if I was ignorant of such act right under my nose?” And watch fondly while Aeg taking the bandages off in anger.

Jace was so looking forward to his firstborn like u said he’d been wanting this for a long time so he was keen to talk about all kinds of plans he had for the babe like “We are to throw a great tournament and hunting event for him, bigger than your own second Nameday, Egg.” Aegon be like “how could i remember??? And you wasn’t born at that time either??? Are u listening to ur shit???”

Also this news gonna start a storm in the family and small council and the court. With some people genuinely happy for them, some plotting evil plans cause they didn’t like idea of Aegon and him carrying the heir, some amused and some in belief of the country was doomed :)

Bruh chef kiss to the the concept (make me a platelet go feral) of alpha jace being like mama I love omega aegon and I believe I can change him..Wed him to me…and aegon is like to his mom like mother I believe I can change wed me to literally anyone else but jace…the hilarious and awkward political movings between some who are completely incompetent in different ways…one who is a mamas boy who spend his life tucked away from court within dragons stone and doesn’t know the lay of the land and the other who has mommy issues who knows court but fucked around and found out by burning every bridge without thinking of the consequences

That’s the definition of comedy couple!!!

Must’ve tons of fun to live around and watch them. Like if I’m a kingsguard I would witness Jace literally dragging Aegon off the bed every morning and forcing him to wash, eat and train and attend court with Aeg screaming crying and wrestling the whole way…

Also I believe Aeg is not dumb at all like you said he knows the court. He knows the strengths and weaknesses of the great lords and ladies in seven kingdoms. He can be a good player of game of thrones if he wants to while Jace always stays a noble and just prince like the way he was raised which is a even more rare virtue in the capital.

Aemond: I can’t believe we finally make it

Lucerys: I can’t believe either

Aemond: After what we’ve been through, what the odds with all the people in the world that you chose me and I chose you?

Lucerys: i know

Aemond: Isn’t it just so pretty to think there was some invisible string tying you to me?

Lucerys:

Lucerys: I’m pretty sure that string called family, uncle

Sociopath convict couple! Lucemond

Aemond “one-eye” Targaryen was born into high nobility but became an infamous outlaw in his early 20s. He was unpredictable, violent and dangerous, wanted by several governments. He enjoyed making any corner of the world his crime scene and never got caught. He was the idol of felons.

He was seen on occasions with a young dark-haired boy on his side, who was firstly believed to be his hostage, until a video released showing they were doing armed robbery in a bank together. People then believed the boy was the victim of Stockholm syndrome, brainwashed by evil Aemond.

But Lucerys ain’t victim at all. He asked or even begged for Aemond to take him along. They finally became a pair of desperados. Deep down Luke hated dreary days and humdrum life he was suffering before everyday — waiting tables, stupid friends, family responsibilities. Deep down he was thirsty for thrill. He couldn’t stop after the first taste of criminality. That’s who he was and what he lived for.

They met by accident and fell in love on the first sight. Aemond didn’t want him to follow after several acts. Looking at Luke getting so excited and bloodthirsty, he wished this boy could go back to a normal life track instead of sticking with him. So one afternoon in a motel Ameond warned him “Going on like this, you’ll have no peace, no shred of break for the rest of your life”

Luke wearing his tie only, still flushed and sweaty from minute-ago sex, but his eyes full of stars, “You promise?” his voice never so brighter.

Aemond hopelessly smiled, kissed Lucerys hard, “Can’t say no to you, my sweet Bonnie”

“Glad to hear this, Mr. Clyde.” Lucerys giggled.

Life Motto of Aegon ii (🥚:I’m so smart)

You read A battle of sons? I so wanted you to write a jealous Aegon inspired by their dynamic in this story!

Yes I read it!!! Its tons of fun. (I also ship Jofforn hard)

Could you share with me more about your ideas? I’m already into it. <:) Like who is Aeg jealous of? What’s kind of Jacegon relationship in the story?