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vhagar: i didn't understand why dragons care so much about their dumb riders until i got one for myself. vhagar, gesturing to baby aemond: i've had this little blond bitch for a day and a half and if anything happened to him i'd kill everyone in westeros and then myself
Modern AU - when they have therapy
Dr. shrink: So what’s the most irritating thing your mother say to you?
Aegon: “That’s how princes end up dead”
Aemond: “It’s inappropriate because he’s your nephew.”
Aegon: what?
Aemond: what
Modern AU - when they have therapy p2
Dr. Shrink: What happened if someone tried to come between you and your partner?
Jace: (thinking carefully) I would sit down and initiate a calm and reasonable conversation with the third party until I talk the sense into him/her. They would realize how special the connection me and my partner have and walk away.
Aegon: I don’t know. Probably whining and crying? You know, making a big fuss, a scene. That would scare people off —I mean the wedge, not my love.
Lucerys: I don’t like to be the jealous one. I would text my my suitors. I could find a new boyfriend in a sec if I want.
Aemond: (already draws out his dagger) AND WHO ARE THE SUITORS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT?
Dr. Shrink: I’m feeling a serious problem here.
Aemond: Lucerys blocked my on everything
Aemond: He must wanna see me in person so bad
Aegon: ....Hell yeah
Aemond *holding flowers, preparing to ask Lucerys to marry him in the throne room
Aegon: Dude y’ all right?
Aemond; I’m fine
Aegon: but your legs are shaking like 143 mph
Aemond: I said I’m fine!
Jace: I'm the type to restart a song cause i got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
Aegon: Funny you never thought about that during our sex when you got distracted and wasn’t appreciating me enough
Jace: I —
Jace to Luke: I sent Aegon a selfie half an hour ago but he hasn’t replied. Do you think he may not like it???
Meanwhile Aegon to Aemond: bro how do you spell gorjus?
Lucerys: What time will you be at home babe? I’m cooking us dinner
Aemond: ...7pm n I’ll bring the fire extinguisher
Lucerys: [angry face] I can cook!
Aemond: Luke, last time you cooked the kitchen was on fire
Aemond: and the family almost had food poisoning
Lucerys: ONE TIME, Aemond, ONE TIME
Luke is a bad cook in my hc
Modern AU - during pregnancy
Aegon: so who’s ready to hit the ice?
Jace: what? didn’t the doctor say you needed to take it easy now?
Aegon: oh that’s just one of those things they have to say, like ‘you can’t drink when you’re with baby’ blabla
Jace: *laugh….but you are not REALLY drinking, right?
Aegon: no of course not
Aegon: but promise me don’t check the liquor cabinet sweetie
Jace:
Jace: Aegon i swear to god—
Modern AU - Jealousy
Aegon: Open the door please, Jace
Jace: I don’t really think so
Aegon: Come on. I promise I wasn't flirting with Baela
Jace: Then why did you tell her she looked gorgeous and you couldn't wait for her to ‘do you’?
Aegon: Honey I was doing her eyeliner, she was going to do mine. I swear I was NOT flirting with her
Jace: Prove it
Aegon: Baby let me in and I’ll prove it to you so hard
Modern AU - Luke’s college boyfriend
Jacegon being older and more experienced
Aegon: I’m meeting Jace tonight I need you to stay home covering it up for me
Aemond: Can’t do. I’m busy tonight
Aegon: What could you possibly be busy with? Studying for exam? Knitting a scarf? Going to your hair stylist’s?
Aemond: No. I promised Luke we’d Netflix and chill
Aegon: LMAO I’m afraid that means something different than you may think, little brother
Aemond: It means Luke and I are gonna have sex
Aegon: Oh
Aegon: I’m impressed
Aegon: You don’t need to save me🎵
Aegon: But would you run away with me?🎵
Jacaerys: …Hell no
Aemond: I can’t believe we finally make it
Lucerys: I can’t believe either
Aemond: After what we’ve been through, what the odds with all the people in the world that you chose me and I chose you?
Lucerys: i know
Aemond: Isn’t it just so pretty to think there was some invisible string tying you to me?
Lucerys:
Lucerys: I’m pretty sure that string called family, uncle
Aegon: Are you still mad about the whole taking Lucerys to Silk Road and we getting drunk there overnight thing?
Jacaerys: What do you think
Aegon: Right okay, yes
Aegon: Hey Jace
Aegon: What does Avy jorrāelan mean in our ancestors’ language?
Jacaerys: I love you
Aegon: Aw I love you too, honey. I'm so glad you've forgiven me😘
Luke: Mondays are like Aemond
Jace: How?
Luke: They come to soon
Jace: wai…wh…Why are u telling me this???
Luke: Sometimes they are also too much to take
Jace:
Jace: I’m blocking you
Lucerys: I gotta tell you something
Aemond: Which is?
Lucerys: Promise me you won’t freak out
Aemond: What makes you think I would freak out? *snorts
Lucerys: I’m in love with you
Aemond:
Aemond: I’m freaking out
Watch the gifs carefully and answer the question below:
What kind of relationship(s) do you think these two guys have?
A. They are perfectly normal relatives
B. They are perfectly normal relatives who may have sex once or more
C. They are perfectly normal relatives who may have sex once or more but they don’t want to admit it so they pretend everything is fine
D. They are perfectly normal relatives who may have sex once or more but they don’t want to admit it so they pretend everything is fine and the dark-haired does try to come out during the toast in front of the whole family but he chickens out the last second and the silver-haired gives a “I knew he’s a quitter” look but they definitely hook up again tonight
Modern AU - When they have therapy p3
Lucerys: Confrontation is the one thing I’m really terrible at
Lucerys: I would avoid it at all costs
Dr. Shrink: Could you give me an example?
Lucerys: Once I tried to break up with a one-eyed guy and I danced around it so much. He didn’t know I had broke up with him
Lucerys: Three years later we’re still married
Lucerys: You are the worst, Aemond
Lucerys: I’m crying. YOU MADE ME CRY
Aemond: Baby
Lucerys: Pet name doesn’t change anything!
Aemond: …No, I’m calling you a baby
Aemond: I’m insulting you
Modern AU - Egg staying at home
Aegon: Hey Jace how's the business trip going?
Jacaerys: It goes well, except Winterfell’s really cold. But no need to worry. You?
Aegon: I’m Okay I started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went on a hike
Jacaerys: Bullshit. What'd you really do?
Aegon: …Drank 3 bottles of Dornish wine and fell down the stairs🥺