Jacaerys Targaryen - Tumblr Posts
Aegon and Jace have one year difference/mpreg/omegaverse or IDK
Aegon loves to moan loudly so everyone knows what he's doing, and who he's with, he loves having sex in places where people might see him, on the balcony, in a dark castle hallway, in the throne room. And Jace also likes that. He likes to hear Aegon scream his name while Jace fucks him. He like to see Aegon cry in overwhelm, he likes to feel Aegon's body. He likes the thought that anyone could see him fucking Aegon in any moment; but he doesn't look like he does. Honestly, people don't really understand how a whore like Aegon ended up being friends with someone as pure as Jace; and they don't have idea that Jace is the one that pulls Aegon into the purification room of the temples to fuck him, they don't know that every chance he gets, Jace rubs against Aegon when no one is looking. They don't know that the one who actually took Aegon's virginity was Jace, a long time ago after see in a book. They don't know that Jace marks every part of Aegon, that he ties him, that he licks him.
Jace likes to look innocent. After all, who would doubt his angelic face? If a servant found him slamming Aegon against the wall in a corridor and told someone else, everyone would say; "Prince Jacaerys? He wouldn't do that." He likes this weird immunity he's been given. He likes to have everything he wants from Aegon. As far as he knows, Aegon likes to have everything he wants from Jace. He likes the relationship they have, they don't have much commitment, they fuck, and say goodbye.
Somehow in the end it always bother Jace when someone flirt with Aegon, when he receives to much attention from the others, He hates that Aegon smiles at people other than him. He hates to think that Aegon has slept with people who aren't him. He hates to think that Aegon sees him as Jace sees him; a fun toy that he can play with sometimes. He hates that he wants Aegon to be more than his toy. He hates to see Aegon smiling lustfully at someone other than Jace himself. He hates being jealous over Aegon. He hates feeling like killing the person Aegon smiles to brightly at. He hates he feeling of desperately wanting to make sure Aegon was just his, and no one else. He hates the felling of possession he felt over Aegon. He hated seeing Aegon away from him. He hated not being able to let everyone know that Aegon was his, and only his. He hates that Aegon would never agree on marrying him. He hates that Aegon likes to enjoy his freedom; and he hates that he wants to take Aegon's freedom. But Aegon shall be his as he shall be Aegon's
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Aegon is not that jealous, of course not, he is not one of those crazy people that is jealous of someone he can't even have. He is not jealous over Baela and Jace, why would he be? Jacaerys is not his, he must have as many lovers as Aegon himself— why did it bothered Aegon? Maybe because he thought he wasn't enough for Jacaerys. Maybe because he is a whore, of course someone like Jace would never want to be with someone like him, why would he? Jacaerys is perfect, everyone knows. Aegon is just— himself, unfortunately. Maybe if he was more like Baela, Jace would look at him in other way, Jace wouldn't look at him just like he was fun. But how could he even start? Everytime Jacaerys touches him, he melts like he was just a piece of butter left to the sun. He hates himself for it. He hated himself for not being enough. He hated himself for wanting to tame Jacaerys for himself. He hated the idea of Jace one day marrying someone, having kids, being happy. He hated that he couldn't do anything about it.
But those feelings didn't stop them from meeting each other in the city, or going to festivals together. Or even fuck everywhere. Aegon felt a little saddened by the fact that Jace had desperately made him drink moon tea as soon as they were done having sex. He was offended in the least, what did Jace think he was? A Street of Silk whore itching to have a bastard child? Aegon hated it when Jace treated him like that, like he was a cheap whore. But maybe he was, because after a crazy week, where Jace fucked him all the nights; he found himself pregnant, crying to Jace, begging forgiveness, saying that he didn't planned that. And in a sea of anguish, Jace touched her face and smiled. "I think we'll have to get married then." Aegon didn't quite understand the victorious smile Jace had on his lips while saying those words.
Thanks for your treat!!! Love it so much 🥰
I read the story several times and firstly I thought “oh you two adorable idiots falling in love without even knowing it I want to force you confess to each other so bad and finally I’m delighted you two have the happy ending you deserve”.
Then I get a little sad cause I felt something else. So Jace had the “I hate myself for loving you”issue it’s good angst material but it gave me the feeling that he didn’t know how to cherish the one he loved.
(Funny enough me and other fangirl friends once talked about something similar about Jace, about he looked like a very decent and honored prince but it doesn’t stop him fucking his uncle fiercely behind everyone. We thought it could create a very funny and “contrasting” effects, like adding a new dimension of his character)
Although I super love the idea that Aegon could bring out Jace’s worst (and truest) side and he was always the one challenging Jace’s bottom line, driving him crazy, I don’t appreciate if Jace loves pretending he’s an innocent man and he stays noble and asks Aegon to drink moontea immediately he finishes his fucking. Or even worse, he treated Aeg as if he was only a bedmate or a pretty toy. It’s definitely part of reason why Aegon thought he didn’t deserve Jace in this story.
I bet it took a long time for Jace to realize (and admit) his true feelings for Aeg. Did he choose to baby trap Aeg when he felt actual threat coming like Aegon was already arranged to be engaged with some Lord like a Lannister or Greyjoy???
(These are all my subjective words and hope you don’t feel offended 🤣 X)
Modern AU - Jealousy
Aegon: Open the door please, Jace
Jace: I don’t really think so
Aegon: Come on. I promise I wasn't flirting with Baela
Jace: Then why did you tell her she looked gorgeous and you couldn't wait for her to ‘do you’?
Aegon: Honey I was doing her eyeliner, she was going to do mine. I swear I was NOT flirting with her
Jace: Prove it
Aegon: Baby let me in and I’ll prove it to you so hard
Aegon: You don’t need to save me🎵
Aegon: But would you run away with me?🎵
Jacaerys: …Hell no
Bruh the awkward tense moment in the jaegon forced marriage au where aegon is told that he is pregnant by the court doctor and yhen tries to hide it from jace but nah my dude knew immediately and wasn’t gunna let aegon get away with lying about it for a sec even cause the dude has been wanting this for a very long time and aegon is forever now officially his haha 😂 jace probs be like having that shit eating grin and looking very pleased with himself meanwhile aegon is trying not to faint..Dude was probs banking on not getting pregnant right away after they wedding ceremony (it’s been barely a month since aegon was dragged home and wed to him lol jace was very busy getting busy with his new wife haha and he has been wanting this for the last decade so yea) and maybe his older age and drinking addiction would delay it even further but nah apparently Targaryen fgenes and fertility are just something out of this world lmao the chaos of dread and joy from the family when it was immediately announced at dinner that aegon was Preggo with the heir to the throne goddman the drama I love it haha
I laughed so hard that my tummy hurts!!
Aeg be like *wrapping bandages over his stomach when Jace walked in, asked “what are u so busy with?” Aeg awkwardly replied “nothing” and Jace grinned (like a devil) and sipped his wine “I thought you tried to hide the baby inside of you from us”. Aeg in shock: “You knew??? I thought the master was bought by me!” Jace sighed and told him “wouldn’t I be a terrible king if I was ignorant of such act right under my nose?” And watch fondly while Aeg taking the bandages off in anger.
Jace was so looking forward to his firstborn like u said he’d been wanting this for a long time so he was keen to talk about all kinds of plans he had for the babe like “We are to throw a great tournament and hunting event for him, bigger than your own second Nameday, Egg.” Aegon be like “how could i remember??? And you wasn’t born at that time either??? Are u listening to ur shit???”
Also this news gonna start a storm in the family and small council and the court. With some people genuinely happy for them, some plotting evil plans cause they didn’t like idea of Aegon and him carrying the heir, some amused and some in belief of the country was doomed :)
Dear anon, I was fucked by Tumblr
and deleted your ask by accident (bc I found sth missing in my post) So allow me to post it here and hope you could see this...
So basically the question was about although Jacegon know they love each other aegon know that Jace would always choose duty over him. So here's what I write based on this:
I do believe there's a sense of destined tragedy haunting the ship. I wrote something alike before about Jace being uncontrollably in love with Aegonsince childhood, but his feelings were shattered to pieces after him usurping the throne. When he returned from Winterfell, he sneaked into the capital to see Aeg for the last time and say goodbye (in cruel words) to him.
The clip belowis also part of that story when they were still together, both of them young and knowing nothing about the tragic fate that will befall them. But Aeg already knew something.
Warning: NSFW 18+
Pairing: Jacaerys/Aegon ii
Words: 1.1k
The royal and noble lords' hunting party rested in their fancy tents by the campfire. But they sneaked out into the dark and hid under a large elm tree far side of the Kingswood. The night breeze was cool and sent up the scent of pollen. The soft spring grass tickled their bare skin.
Their armor and woolen sweaters had been left behind in the camp. They couldn't risk building a fire either. "I’m fucking cold," the prince whined.
He unzipped his velvet coat so the spoiled prince could huddle in his arms. A shooting star streaked across the sky.
"Look, Egg." He pointed to the stars.
The prince rode on his lap, biting his neck and nibbling on his ear, and answered half-heartedly, "Look at what?"
"A shooting star just crossed over our tree."
"Star above an elm tree — sounds like the family sigil of some lousy knight." The silver-haired prince used his mouth to undo the buttons on his shirt which was adorned with a three-headed dragon, a cold hand creeping up on the younger's collarbones.
He was impassive, concentrating on studying the stars with his head tilted back.
The prince pouted for his neglect, but quickly figured out a way to chase his own fun. The older plopped the body down, untied the lacing, and licked his cock eagerly till it got thick and hard.
He finally stopped looking at the stars and ran his hand through the choppy, wavy hair, "Want to be fucked by me that bad, huh?"
The prince pulled the length covered in spit out of his mouth and sat up straight to kiss him, muffling his trash before he could say more. He laughed softly into the silver-haired's mouth and said nothing else, focusing on rubbing the prince's entrance and pushing himself in.
The prince drew back a few breaths after a particularly deep thrust, "Did it hurt?".
The silver-haired shook his head and panted, brokenly, “It’s almost like......like riding a horse."
He stared at the pretty face for a moment, admiring the prince's thirsty expression. Then suddenly he pinched him around the waist and powered up, fucking him so fast and deep, "Almost like riding a horse, you say?"
The prince let out a few uncontrolled lustful moans and immediately bit his lips. The guards could very likely be patrolling nearby. His fingers tightened around his shoulders, "More, more like riding a dragon ......"
"You are always desperate to ride dragons, day or night." He teased in exchange for a glare. But the anger quickly faded when he paced up and hit the spot every time. The prince grabbed him by the hair and was soon crying and groaning loudly over the violent bumps. Warmth returned to their bodies and the prince flushed beautifully.
"Keep your voices down, uncle. People may find out." He warned with a teasing tune.
"They won't. And if they did, they wouldn't..." He trailed off, and caught his breath again, "They wouldn't dare to say anything."
"You wanna be my whore so bad, don't you? That you actually want to be found out." He attacked even harder, burying himself deep inside the sweet wet-ass walls.
The prince moaned loudly, legs shaking. He was lost in pleasure too much to care about anything happening around them, "Yes, let me be your whore...God, it feels so good."
"I won't exactly call myself that." He teased, "Do you want me to finish inside, my slutty little whore?"
The older's voice was shaky and sobbing, "Yes, please. Let me have your seeds. Let me have all of them. Jace, Jacaerys..."
"I'm gonna fucking breed you." He gritted his teeth. He loved the way the prince called out his name hopelessly, "I'm gonna fill my pups into you. Would you like it that way?"
"Yes, yes. I'm so close, Jace." The silver-haired started to stroke his cock, "I'm, I'm about to cum."
"Then come." He wrapped his hand around his and stroked him until they both spilled.
Aegon tilted his head and let out a long breath.
"Egg," Jacaerys called him by his nickname, "Are you satisfied with this dragon?"
Aegon rested his chin on his broad shoulder, "My dragon." He said in Valyrian smiley.
Jace turned his face sideways, their cheeking pressing against each other, "Yours." He replied in their mother tongue as well.
He ducked a strand of his silver hair behind his ear, "You're so beautiful." He said, looking at him the same way he looked at the stars.
"You always say that to the girls after you've finished your fucking?" Aegon gave him a teasing look and got off of him.
Jacaerys frowned, "What girls?"
"Whores, maids, noble ladies, Baela..." He enumerated offhandedly as he put on his clothes back.
"Don't let Daemon hear what you just said."
"I am not THAT stupid. " Aegon said as he lay upon his chest, looking up at the night sky. Their fingers were entwined.
"How was she to kiss anyway?"
"How could I know? I've never kissed her before." Jace paused for a moment, "I've never kissed anyone before."
Aegon giggled as if he'd heard the court jester's funniest joke.
"I wasn't joking. I love you and you only." The young lover said in a particularly solemn voice.
"Uh-huh."
"No matter what happens, I always love you and hold on to you, I promise."
Aegon kept laughing until he was limp, which disturbed Jace a lot. Before he could protest, Aegon spoke up, "Can you promise me another thing, my love?"
"Yes?"
"Never say things like this to me again."
"You don't believe me?" Jace felt a bit hurt, “I meant what I said.”
"I believe every word of yours. But, ” He sounded weirdly sad, “it would kill me to think that one day you’ll tell others the same, telling them 'I miss you', telling them 'I always love you'".
"That's not fair." He wanted to say. But he remained speechless. He could only sit and watch as Aegon fell asleep. He could only sit and watch as his figure became transparent and faded in the air. He could only sit and watch as fate whistled past and took him away from him.
He would be betrothed to Baela to strengthen his mother's claim. He would declare war against the Green to revenge on his brother. He would call Aegon a traitor and usurper as if they were born enemies. He would hope to slaughter him himself and watch him burn in hell because he would burn right beside him. He just didn't know it yet at that time, a time as beautiful and fragile as crystal. But Aegon knew it better.
Even on their best days, he knew.
That they could never be. That it will never be.
Watch the gifs carefully and answer the question below:
What kind of relationship(s) do you think these two guys have?
A. They are perfectly normal relatives
B. They are perfectly normal relatives who may have sex once or more
C. They are perfectly normal relatives who may have sex once or more but they don’t want to admit it so they pretend everything is fine
D. They are perfectly normal relatives who may have sex once or more but they don’t want to admit it so they pretend everything is fine and the dark-haired does try to come out during the toast in front of the whole family but he chickens out the last second and the silver-haired gives a “I knew he’s a quitter” look but they definitely hook up again tonight
I sent this to someone before but I also wanna forward to you cause I’m interred in your opinions haha:
But Bruh imagine rhaenyra getting a taste of her own medicine while watching across the room in horror like viserys did …alpha jace and omega aegon dancing and flirting in the crowd at lucemonds wedding 😂😂 girl was like I thought I only would have to deal with one of my sons being with their uncles smh this is some karma bs
Hahaha I would so love to see this!!
Imagine Jace and Aegon dancing together being so inviting and sparkling…though both of them were not best dancers but they were well taught in court and knew what the next move is.
Jace be like “May I have the pleasure of asking you to dance, my prince? ” And Aeg’s eyes were like “You sure? Dancing is a dangerous game.” but said yes anyway.
And they got too close and breathy and tense during the dance steps and bustling music. They probably had crush on each other and they both knew it. They sent each other jewels lately and enjoyed the forbidden games and tension between them (like the ‘family tradition’). OR they were simply bed-partners but with Jace staying Dargonstone they didn’t get to see each other often. And every time they met it was like wild fire burning cause they were both young passionate lovers.
And when Jace complimented him looking gorgeous and said some lords couldn’t get their eyes off him (jealously) , Aegon would definitely dare Jace to “if you don’t want others to see me, then steal me to Dragonstone and marry & mark me there, make me yours” like Rhaenyra did but Aegon definitely knew Jace wouldn’t. The young prince of the dragonstone was not reckless and unpredictable as his uncle. So Aegon being a bitch said those words for fun, for Rhaenyra to see them through the crowds, for tease. He hadn’t thought about what impact it’s gonna have on alpha and the consequences he may have to take later 🥺
Also its not normal for a younger brother to marry before the oldest one…so I guess Lucemond already did something they shouldn’t and Rhaenyra had to advance the wedding in case she had a bastard grandkid *gasp🫣
Omg that story is amazing, what do you think would happen is jace asked for help? Would cregan say yes or like would aegon feel conflicted and loyal to his green family in king landing
Hi anon, since the AI contributed a lot to the story so I asked it to continue. Here’s what it gave and i would put down my thoughts below. You could choose between these two versions!
From ChatGPT:
As the war raged on, Jacaerys Velaryon knew that he needed the support of the North to win the conflict for his mother, Princess Rhaenyra. He mounted his dragon and flew to Winterfell, hoping to convince his friend Cregan Stark to join their cause.
As they sat in front of a roaring fireplace in the Great Hall, Jacaerys pleaded with Cregan to join his mother's cause, explaining the injustices she had suffered and the rightful claim she had to the Iron Throne.
Cregan listened intently, but he was torn. He knew that Aegon, his husband, was fighting for the opposing side, and he could not simply abandon his duty to his house and his people. At the same time, he could not ignore the plight of his friend and the justness of his cause.
Aegon, meanwhile, struggled with his own loyalties. He loved Jacaerys deeply and could not bear the thought of fighting against him and his mother. At the same time, he knew that he had a duty to his house and his King.
For weeks, Aegon and Cregan debated their loyalties, torn between their love for each other and their duty to their respective sides. Jacaerys stayed at Winterfell, hoping that his presence would sway Cregan's decision.
In the end, Cregan made the difficult decision to remain loyal to King Aemond. He told Jacaerys that he could not support his cause, but that he would not fight against him either. Aegon also pledged to remain neutral in the conflict.
Jacaerys was disappointed, but he understood. He hugged both Aegon and Cregan, telling them that he respected their decisions and hoped that they would remain friends despite the conflict. Aegon and Cregan held each other tightly, both knowing that the war would test their relationship like never before.
As the war continued to rage, Aegon and Cregan remained in Winterfell, watching from afar as their respective sides fought for the Iron Throne. Aegon and Jace never wrote letters again to each other, knowing that their relationship would be forever changed by the conflict.
Eventually, the war came to an end, with Aegon's side emerging victorious. Aegon and Cregan knew that they would have to return to King's Landing, where Aegon would be hailed as a hero and Cregan would be welcomed back as a loyal servant of the King.
Upon returning to the capital after all those years, Aegon and Cregan were greeted with mixed emotions. On the one hand, Aegon was relieved to be back in his homeland after so many years in the North. On the other hand, he couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt and anxiety about his affair with Jacaerys and the fact that he had a child with him.
As for Cregan, he was both excited and apprehensive to be back in the heart of the Seven Kingdoms. He had heard stories of the war and the devastation it had wrought, and he knew that the city would not be the same as he remembered it.
Despite their trepidation, Aegon and Cregan were determined to make the best of their return. They settled into their home in the capital and tried to re-establish connections with the friends and acquaintances they had left behind.
However, their reunion was not without its challenges. Aegon struggled to reconcile his love for Jacaerys with his loyalty to the House, while Cregan had to come to terms with the fact that his first-born child was not his own.
In the end, Aegon and Cregan found solace in each other's company, and they resolved to face whatever the future held together. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they were determined to do what they could to make the best of their situation.
As for Jacaerys, Aegon and Cregan never saw him again after the war. It was rumored that he had perished in battle, but there was no way to know for sure. Aegon sometimes wondered what might have been if things had been different, but he knew that he had to accept the choices he had made and move on with his life.
So that’s what AI wrote (with small editing) Crazy isn’t it???? I’m amused that it strongly stans for “Cregon”
But here’s my own thoughts of what could happen in this story line:
Jace came to Winterfall, hoping to get support from the North and Aegon (with Sunfyre). He promised the position at small council for Cregan, less tax on the northerners, and Cregan’s son Rickon (he had with his first wife, heir to the Lord of Winterfall) get to be Rhaenyra’s cup bearer.
And their oldest daughter, Alyssa (which was actually he and Aegon’s and they all know the truth), would be adopted by himself instead of living in Winterfall. He would cherish his own daughter, give her everything a true princess could have and even marry her to his future sons so she gets to be Queen of seven kingdoms. Since her last name was still Stark, this marriage would be considered as the friendship between Iron Throne and the North.
Those genuine terms eventually moved Cregan and Aegon. Cregan called the bannerman and was getting ready for heading south. Aegon decided to fly to capital himself to negotiate with Alicent and Aemond who was crowned King now with a great number of army and largest dragon beneath him.
Jacaerys wanted to go with him but Aegon said it’s too dangerous for he was heir to Rhaenyra. But Jace told him he worried about Luke’s safety.
Aemond kept Lucerys captive a while ago and sent messages to Rhaenyra, saying he already claimed Luke, and if Rhaenyra bent the knee, he would crown his omega Lucerys as his Queen or he would torture him painfully. Rhaenyra was deadly mad as he stole her favorite son and defiled him. She wanted nothing but Aemond’s head on a spike.
Aegon flew to the capital by himself anyway. He pretended he came to support the Green. He was good at lying (saying Cregan abused him these years) so Aemond didn’t get so suspicious or let guards take him. And a few days later he even saw “the prisoner” Lucerys, who was so lively, healthy and unmarked. Aemond didn’t even lay a finger on him although said million cruel words to him (like I will marry other noble omega and you only deserve to be my breeding whore) and Luke simply ignored him.
Aegon asked what’s all this about, and Aemond admit his obsessed love to Luke. They have long been lovers and hookup’s partners since young but Luke refused Aemond to claim him like 200 times. Aegon suggested Aemond could reach a peace deal with their sister, telling her the truth. But Aemond was like “i wanna lucerys has no one but me and realizes I’m only one there for him, his King, his Alpha.”
Aegon didn’t know how to talk sense into his dickhead brother so he had to talk with Luke to soften him. He already raised several kids now but he never felt so troubled with those two big babies.
My mom asked what’s on my mind:
Me:
Seriously I’m obsessed with the idea of Jace unplanned fucking Aegon in a sunlit castle room and fucked up in his “kingdom ruling business”.
Rhaenyra disappointed but Aegon was triumphant. The bitch got no shame and liked feeling important, wanted to showed off how much his husband loved him.
Yoooo so hotd abo solves the succession battle imo before it truly begins…picture this…everyone thinks aegon is a beta right…but dudes actually a very late bloomer omega and presents in the middle of court during Luke’s inheritance of driftmark hearing just as his father makes it to his throne in the court room and tries to address Luke’s claim and all the drama Vaemond has…..so everything is chaos once aegon starts sweating and hits by floor moaning and all confused about what is going on…then boom and suddenly aegon is claimed by alpha jace who has smelt the heat and went cray without meaning to….there is nothing that can prevent it cause they are in heat and rut and aegons neck has been bitten with a mating bite he is compromised so jaces bethroal to baela is now void…so visery demand a septa to quickly marry them in front of everyone before they start ripping their clothes all the way off and are dragged to a room to consummate lmao aegon wakes up after and is horrified dude doesn’t want to queen or have responsibility he was happy out being a beta and not having too many expectations on him and people thought younger bro alpha aemond would have the real claim to the throne and challenge rhaenrya when the time is right…jace is a little confused but overall happy with the situation aegon so a very pretty and he is optimistic that as argon’s alpha he can change him for the better and it also is great that the successions drama has been sorted by this mating…rhaenyra and alicent is worried for jacr but is relieved they will be now at and now there is gunna be some grand babies lol and nowthe greens and blacks are forced to make peace for the sake of soon to be preggo aegon…
You are absolutely right about omegaverse and preggo Aegon solve everything and now Targaryen dynasty gonna last forever!
(It’s hilarious to see Vis called the Septa and announced the most quick marriage like ever…)
Now imagine this:
After Aegon and Jace woke back up and covered in mating marks they were both furious and found the whole thing ridiculous. Aegon accused Jace of taking advantage of him cause he never wanted to be bound to a Alpha and Jace went like “Me? taking advantage of you?? Maybe it’s you and your mother plotted this!” And they all went mad and fought with each other in bed (naked) and confusing all the servants
Vis loved to pretend he had a great and delightful family so he urged Jace and Aegon to have a grandkid soon and forced them to toast each other on every family dinner and Jace and Aeg went so sarcastic and tried to pissed each other off. Like “Jace you are the most amazing husband everyone could dream of I wish you didn’t choke on death tonight”and Jace was like “No need to worry you sure drown in your cups first” Rest of family either confused or amused
Although they fought war all the time they have to perform they duty and spent the rut together. And they couldn’t deny that not like their minds, their bodies loved each other and dying for more contacts. Even on some night after their sex they would hold each other quietly and just enjoyed their scents mingling and felt so peaceful and joy and then they were like fuck i went mad to find him attractive…and things got even worse after Aeg was preggo..
Modern AU - Egg staying at home
Aegon: Hey Jace how's the business trip going?
Jacaerys: It goes well, except Winterfell’s really cold. But no need to worry. You?
Aegon: I’m Okay I started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went on a hike
Jacaerys: Bullshit. What'd you really do?
Aegon: …Drank 3 bottles of Dornish wine and fell down the stairs🥺
Jacaerys: So what’s your plan for tonight
Aegon: I don’t know. Maybe Netflix and cry
Jacaerys: You mean Netflix and chill?
Aegon: No
Jacaerys: (after sex, breathing stabilised, starting to feel shamed and regretful) We shouldn’t be doing this any more, Aegon
Aegon: *sigh, lying in his bed
Aegon: If every fucking time you say this I got a golden dragon, I would’ve been rich as those Lannister bitches now
We should all agree on that the best occasion where Aegon wears the Conqueror’s Crown is when he tries to make things more spicy in his and Jace’s chamber.
Modern AU - Siblings’ pranks
Aegon: Jace, if Aemond asks you where I am, don't tell him okay?
Jacaerys: Okay... Why?
Aegon: No reason
Jacaerys: Egg, what did you do?
Aegon: Wow. So you just automatically assume I did something, huh?
Aegon: Why can't it have been him? I guess it's too much to expect some loyalty from my own boyfriend smh
Jacaerys: Cut the crap, Egg. Last week you replaced his toothpaste with hemorrhoid ointment
Aegon: Oh yeah that was good
Jacaerys: So what did you do?
Aegon: …I knew Luke is coming to his place tonight, and I hid the dirty socks beneath his bedsheets and stole all his lube
Jacaerys: Okay, that is pretty good
Aegon was so skilled in sex and he meant to teach Jace a lot on their wedding night but Jace (as a virgin or few timers) surprised him in a way he couldn’t imagine.
Long story short, Aegon cried so hard that the whole castle knew he got heir in his belly already.
Jace and Aegon were best friends growing up. They studied, trained, took adventures and did every fun thing together
The rest of the family loved to make “you two go get a room” or “you may as well marry each other to strengthen our houses” jokes to make fun of how close they were and they would play along
But meanwhile Aegon thought “Someone as me can never be good enough for someone as perfect as Jace” and Jacaerys thought “I can’t possibly give the freedom and peace that Aegon truly wants as heir to the throne. I don’t deserve him”
And they both married others and attended the weddings with a good laugh and a teary toast
And they both died without knowing the other one was in love with them their WHOLE LIFE
Jace and Aegon arguing over sth
Jace: No, you don’t understand! You can’t go there! Listen to me, Aegon… You’re about to be a father.
Aegon: Oh no! Am I pregnant?!
Jace: …I’m pregnant!
Aegon: Oh God, you’re pregnant too??!!
Jace:
Switch identity! Jacegon
Imagine Jacaerys being Aegon’s uncle and Aegon would try everything to seduce him during his whole adolescence and getting rejected all the time.
Aegon was devastated. He thought Jace didn’t have the slightest affection for him and he still loved Jace so helplessly like a fool.
But God know how much Jace tried to constrained himself not to hurt Aegon cause he wanted his pretty annoying nephew just as desperate.
And the story goes to cliché when Aegon turned 18 and decided to lose his virginity to his newly-made boyfriend since he would never get what he wanted from his uncle. And Jace went madly jealous and lost his mind.
Long story short Aegon had a unexpectedly satisfying 18-year-old birthday and a new boyfriend and an evermore promise. What more could he ask?
In modern AU, Aegon would 98.4% probable to be the type who has a perfect marriage with Jacaerys yet has a fantasy about Lucerys which he likes to joke about but he knows Aemond’s gonna kill him if he actually tries to fuck Luke and he & Luke still stay besties only themselves knowing they shared a secret kiss under the violent moonlight once