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Anyways Im About To Use The Same God Damn Audio For Lore In Pnf
Anyways I’m about to use the same god damn audio for lore in pnf
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As much as anyone likes drama between the intimidating brothers, phineas Flynn and ferb fletcher. Let’s step back and think of Baljeet tjinder. High intelligence, and a horrible habit of overworking himself.
Baljeet was well known of phineas and ferbs reputation of fun and new adventures each day. Alongside the other two, Buford and Isabella. He was also tagging behind with their adventures.
Making sure nothing could go possibly wrong in each one just as ferb does. Sometimes though his calculation’s are not accurate from his lack of sleep. Not as accurate as ferb anways. Baljeet found himself jealous of the brother’s higher intelligence. The intelligence he worked so hard for. But it never stopped their friendship or adventure.
“What is it you wanted to tell us?” Baljeet pops the question, as the three Isabella, ferb, and himself stood in the backyard “it’s still cold can we not we do this inside?” He asks. Looking up at the forever night sky. “It wouldn’t have been any better with dad and mom in there” phineas said. He always seemed so skittish to be with his friends when his guardians were here. Baljeet nodding in defeat crossed his arms “so what’s this news that you called us..” he checks his watch “at 10 AM” he said. The sky threw him off, ever since the sun seemed to dim for an unknown reason. “Uh..yeah me and Buford has some hopefully good news!” Phineas exclaimed, he fidgeted with his hands “me and him are a thing..” he mumbled. Quietly. “What??” Baljeet leans in a little to hear phineas speak, “WE’RE LIKE GAY CATS” Buford yelled instead to spite Baljeet. “Gay cats-??” Phineas faces Buford confused “what do you mean gay cats??” Phineas asks again. Buford picked up phineas in one easy swoop “Buford!!” Phineas exclaimed still fixated why they were cats. Buford kissed phineas’s cheek “why we’re cats?” He asks as phineas crossed his arms. Embarrassed. For a good reason too “yeah..” he mumbled, “you’re chaos. An orange cat, I’m a black cat” he said. And everyone knew that was their dynamic.
“Congratulations you two!!” Isabella said enthusiastically, in awe of the relationship as she clapped her hands together, hair swaying left and right “when did you finally confess?” She asks Buford, causing him to now wanting to die. “A week ago..” he muttered. “Hah! Good for you guys” she said happily.
Ferb just simply patted phineas and Buford’s shoulders.
As Baljeet watched, heartbroken.
Liking someone who’s been by your side for years surely takes a tow on you. Especially when they’re your bully.

I tried but I am actually so tired.
It took me a little too long to make this design anyways maybe the next one will be Buford’s design. Or ferbs
Merry Christmas
Part 1 part 2 Part 3
I don’t know what happened but I guess my family (mom and dad) just simply agreed I said “pebbles” not “pebble” so now its name is..pebble
Ok this’ll be out of character of me
But if I eve kinda stop posting
I’m going to a boot camp! For my dream job obviously, the military stuff (as I’m getting of age in 2 years)
I talked with my parents about it over dinner and myself fries. After 2-6 years of dreaming it’s coming true!
“What?? No no ferb belive me I would never do such a thing..no not on purpose!” Phineas begged as the ambulance took his ‘friend’ away to the emergency rooms. Ferb was angry. And for the first time in ages it was at phineas.
Lets back track.
Ferb fletcher and phineas Flynn. Most well known around the tri-state area, helping many others and making many unimaginable things. Fun always seemed to be written up everywhere they go. Though a lot may call it off putting as the two looked awfully intimidating. With their dull dyed hair and naturally sharp teeth and their strong stare. Never have they tried to piss them off. And of course the two never noticed them shift carefully around them as they walked and talked happily down the street.
Phineas Flynn was an outgoing teen. With a smile and hopes and dreams, he always found ways that could get the problem dealt with. He was more talkative when it comes to events or just simply random meet ups. Talking about new and exciting things to do, things they make to help the people and maybe even the world! But for him that felt like a little much, and wanted to see if the human species itself could maybe help the world. Even then he tried his best to apply himself to the helpings.
Ferb on the other hand was more quiet and pretty closed off teen. Not knowing what he says they found him more intimidating then they do to phineas. And when he spoke his voice was always heard. And ferb knew this to heart. He knew if his opinion was said with his voice, it really mattered. He had much power with just a simple sentence. But he never used it to his advantage or own benefit. No no. He used his voice only when it’s really needed. Ferb always looked up to phineas. As he is of course 1 year older than he is. Though phineas never acted like he was older more or less the two were the same age instead. But when is that ever relevant in this moment? Ferb barely showed the same energy when it comes to helping others in need, neutral some may say. But never good or bad.
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Phineas was at Buford’s house leaning on the big guy’s back as Buford worked on whatever he worked on..probably with his fish biff was it? Yeah!
He had a clipboard in hand working on blueprints. Well making new blueprints. He sighed out as he made a quick rough sketch “whaddya think Buford?” He asks passing the clipboard to the bully. Buford was less..quiet but just as outgoing. He took the clipboard, scars covering a lot of his hands and arms “hm” he hummed shrugging “I’m not a scientist dinner bell” he said quickly tossing the clipboard carelessly back to phineas. The red eye’s stared at Buford with a smile. As the clipboard missed him completely. He wrapped his arms around Buford and sighed “I know” he said softly watching as Buford cared for his cared goldfish. Buford snarked a little moving his arm and patting the top of phineas’s head “yeesh you can never stay still?” He asks raising an eyebrow as phineas chuckled more “ha no!” He said rolling off of Buford’s back and onto the floor “I’m just so bored” he says looking up at his..let’s say better half. The dull brown eyes staring lovingly at his pet goldfish “surprises me how long biff’s been alive” he adds. Buford looked at phineas and gave him a look, “goldfish can live up to 30 years if taken good care of..” he said a little happy to tell phineas a fact. Phineas almost seemed to brighten up more too this new info “that’s great” he said getting up from the floor. “you must be an amazing owner” he said leaning down and kissing Buford’s cheek “well still bored…are you done?” He asks, Buford nods getting up “yeah” he said “to bad ferbs at camp for the day” Buford adds shrugging his arms. Phineas nodded “he’ll probably be back in a couple hours..you know how he came back early from debate camp?” He said. Buford nodded picking up the clipboard gently this time and looking at it “neat idea. What is it?” He asks, phineas looked at the clipboard thinking for a moment “global warning change I guess nothing to big..” he said shrugging. Phineas always brushed off the world stuff as something small though Buford usually had to quickly move phineas from that “dinner bell that’s more then ‘nothing too big’.” He said with a glare, phineas chuckled nodding “yeaaah..” he said putting his hands together “I just need to..fix some things and it should be good to go” he said, humming as he thought. Buford nodding to phineas’s idea he added on “how about we test it just me and you? Isabella and baljeet are busy with work.” Buford proceeded. The red eyed boy was hesitant at first “I’m not sure Buford..I never really done anything without ferb, without his intellect that is.” He said. Ferb had always went over his blueprints before they went in action. To see faulty equipment or things anything that could possible go wrong. Buford pat phineas’s shoulder pretty hard “I’m sure you can figure it out on your own” he said reassuringly. Phineas thought for a moment, letting out a content sigh he nodded happily “alright. Buford I know what we’re gonna do today “ he said gigging. Buford rolled his eyes nodding “of course you do” he said.
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The hours pass by, without anyone acknowledging the laziness of the writer….this time..
Phineas and Buford by anyone’s surprise were done. But phineas was a little fidgety about testing it, still not keen about the idea of ferb not checking it first. “I’m not sure..” he mumbled grabbing Buford’s hand for comfort, latley phineas had found out Buford does not care how much PDA phineas does. This gave him a lot of opportunities to be clingy as much as he pleases.
Buford shrugged off the worried “what could go wrong?“ he asks, which of course phineas answered with “anything and everything if it isn’t done right” he said staring at the machine they had built. He mumbled a bit nervously before nodding intently to himself “I have a button that’ll shut itself off just incase it..does something..” he muttered hugging Buford’s arm one last time before letting go. “Well..ok let’s start it!” He said almost back to his enthusiastic self, walking over and pressing a couple buttons the machine started to warm up. He backed up holding the remote tightly in hand incase it does something. Minutes passed by…what felt like nothing but intimidation from the mere machine and possibility of harm..surprise! Nothing happened
Buford and phineas stare at each other across from the machine. Of course Buford wasn’t having this. He walked over and practically punched the damned thing “Buford!” Phineas called out crossing his arms “what?? It isn’t doing anything!” Buford said crossing his arms with slight annoyance from the lack of action this machine had done. Phineas sighed nodding “I’ll see what time ferb should be back and he should tell us what went wrong” the boy said turning around and texting his brother.
“Ferb me and Buford made this thing for climate change anddd it isn’t working. When will you be back?” Phineas messaged. Which the message was very quickly read by ferb who took his time messaging
“I’ll be there in 10 minutes. I’m just at the park.” Of course he was. Phineas smiled as they of course were also at the park “sweet! Me and Buford are too!” Ferb sent a thumbs up. Typical of him but phineas never complained. “He’s such a soft talker” he mumbled to himself. Suddenly a loud crash was heard from behind him. His machine had fallen. And he didn’t hear any snarky or smartass remarks from Buford. “Buford??” He asks turning his whole body around swiftly, last he remembered Buford was standing..oh no. “Buford..” he calls out not seeing a sight of Buford anywhere. He walked towards the machine, terror slowly creeping in, fidgeting with his hands hoping it was just another sick joke..Buford hadn’t pulled..in a good 4 years.. he was around the machine to the angle it had fallen from and to now pure terror he saw. A see he didn’t want to ever see.
“Oh god..” he breathed out dropping the remote and running towards a bow very unconscious bully and a lot of blood to be seen. He was frozen from emotion but knew exactly what was happening.
The sinking feeling in his stomach was far to much to bare. He grabbed his phone in a quick haste and called the operator. Sobs choking up his throat
“911 what’s your emergency?” The male operator asked.
A short but painful story explained. The operators were much more quicker to understand, and quick to send an ambulance over. But of course this came with a couple of challenges..the machine being heavier then phineas himself. Thankfully the machine was able to fold itself in to a very small size. But he had to be quick incase Buford’s lungs or rib cage were being crushed.
He stood up speed walking over to the machine and quickly pressing the buttons his hands shaking violently. “Hh shock..” he muttered out loud as the machine successfully folded.
It wasn’t as bad as it looked but on the outside it looked horrible. “Phineas?” British recognizable voice called out almost in shock as much as phineas “ferb!” He turned around voice breaking. Ferb looked at the mess and the small metal square. A lot didn’t look okay to ferb. And he was too quick to assume “what did you do??” He asks as the ambulance arrives. Paramedics rushing out to aid Buford back to healthy condition but in a hospital of course.
And we were back. Phineas now in shock of ferbs response to the scene he slightly panicked “What?? No no ferb belive me I would never do such a thing..no not on purpose!” Phineas begged as the ambulance took his ‘friend’ away to the emergency rooms. Ferb was angry. And for the first time in ages it was at phineas. Woah de ja vu..
“Phineas did you do this without my knowledge??” He said in a serious tone “ferb please understand.” Before he could even explain ferb shut him up “NO. Phineas this was extremely dangerous. And not only that the AMBULANCE had to be now included?” He said with a strict tone. The lights of the ambulance blinding but fading away. But the cops staying behind to question phineas. “Ferb please it- let me explain” he begs tears welling up “i don’t know what happened i turned around and messaged you I made SURE it was stable enough! I did everything at my will to make sure it was even safe enough to be around” he tried explaining with choked up sobs. “Phineas. We will talk about this later.” Ferb said showing obvious betrayal and anger towards phineas.

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I’m hungry now I forgot to eat and drank a energy drink 0-0” (omg what the fuck)
An au that actually has full work!?? (And different design as welll???) :O
Part 1 part 2
What are your Phineas and Ferb ships and how do you imagine their dynamics? Love your blog btw! :)
I saw this question and suddenly I wasn’t as tired as I thought I was I sat up and ran to the kitchen I felt like entrapta
(Thank you so much)
OK OKOK!! I have a couple in hand not much but some :D (I went on a rant I’m so sorry)
Let’s start with my two obvious favourites
1. Buford x phineas, sure bully x nerd cliche but this is a different type of relationship I see.
Slowly but surely they become close friends and even buddies, I feel like Buford would be a the same just less defensive with phineas and his random unhinged moments. Usually listening phineas rant about what seems to be a bug (or other things) and what type of bugs he’s allowed and not allowed to eat (summer belongs to you episode), and Buford would talk about his fish they both could keep each other going if they didn’t have their best friend (baljeet and ferb) they can remind each other of the small things they forget say perhaps phineas waking up as early as Buford does. Or reminding Buford to take care of himself once in a while that type of thing. As much as Buford tried to be a bully he has a limit of being a bully and honestly he isn’t so bad of a guy and I can see phineas reading that pretty well.
Their dynamic would be like..not like baljeet and Buford’s it just as much as a symbiotic relationship but a lil differently. Clownfish and anemones!!! That’s their relationship! Buford’s the anemone and phineas is the clownfish! (Ironic because of his shirt) it’s healthy and they keep each other going and safe! (Also phineas would prolly help with biff alot)
2. Perry the platypus x Peter the panda
Yeah I know I doubt Perry likes Peter after doof ‘cheated’ on him with Peter but when they work together (when they saved doofenshmirtz) I feel like Perry’s bitterness would fade slowly. (Also the time they went on a date when they fixed the balloon) as it did happen. Perry would find a way to get Peter in the picture, long term relationship wise. Their dynamic is kinda like ‘I secretly love you but I have to much of a lone wolf ego to say it’ and Peter ‘I know.’ Peter understands Perry’s relationship with Heinz and respects what was probably said boundary wise. The two having to listen to their nemesis or not listen it would be nice to just be with someone you can open up to even if it means in your own agency. And different species. It’s like a..hero x hero typa thing! They can keep each other up and going if their nemesis gets abit..much..I also feel like he’s be texting Peter on how stupidly naive Heinz could be and Peter rant about mysterious (what’s his name) being too closed off to open abit more.
Ok this one is especially weird- like ‘wtf 🤨’ weird
3. Lawrence x Heinz; OK hear me out (pls)
They had one interaction (when Lawrence temporarily became evil..it didn’t last) I didn’t think of it, it’s the dynamic I thought of.
Lawrence watching as Heinz talks to himself about it some platypus and the explosion leaving marks behind he would probably tend to the dirt and messes. Listening to Heinz rant and rant and rant- and when Heinz is done he’d ask for Lawrence’s info about antiques and such and they’d just share each others special interest (ADHD + Autism) and he’d take care of norm every once and awhile so Heinz doesn’t flip out on him. It’s healthy and Heinz would be so affectionate (probably) AND ferb would get to meet Heinz which works out to help Heinz make some fun inator’s (not evil Heinz’s attention would be on ferb and Lawrence’s safety his own is irrelevant) Lawrence would be oblivious to the evil but not to oblivious to see the inator’s. He’d prolly go “what is this dear?” -L
“It’s my new inator that vines down to a traumatic period of my life!” -H
“That’s healthy to put it in scientific technology. Do you want to talk about it over some almond brittle and tea?”-L
“You know me so well” -H
IT WOULD BE ADORABLE. (In my eyes)
4. Buford x ferb.
Alright almost the same thing as BxP but ferb’s silent demeanour would probably have an affect with Buford’s bully behaviour. Like put them in a room together Buford would say a couple mean things then suddenly he’s quiet. Almost sleepy at this point. Then suddenly ferb says one fact and Buford adds on to that fact and suddenly they’re having a one sided conversation as Buford debates said fact and ferb debates silently.
One would be the voice of the other (Buford being ferbs voice) about what’s right or wrong.
(Not much on this ship tbh)
5. Baljeet x phineas the two’s dynamic is simple and easy!
Anddd baljeet would be there to fix little mistakes phineas would do (Audhd) and phineas would be sorta annoyed but literally happy he doesn’t think about that small mistake for the rest of his life.
Another symbiotic relationship. Unknown animals though I’d say Coyote and badger, both smart in their own ways.
Almost about It maybe Isabella one day attention for her x someone
Maybe a fireside girl
Alr let me think some more