Bruce Wayne Is So Dumb. Billionaire Playboy Bachelor Is Such A Stupid Cover When Stressed Single Parent

Bruce Wayne is so dumb. Billionaire playboy bachelor is such a stupid cover when stressed single parent is not only the truth but also easier to explain to all these rich folks.

All this weird in depth knowledge? Had to help with school presentations

Tired? Sleepy? Looks a bit sick? Huh yeah the youngst has the flu right now

Literally always has “my child is sick/home alone” as an excuse to not be anywhere and leave suddenly

No need to flirt with people

Can talk about children for hours and bore people away from paying attention

“So my child’s first languge is actually X so of course I had to learn it”

“Oh yeah, I was in Spain last week. Lovely country.”

“Really??? Didn’t see any pictures from you.”

“I don’t want my children exposed to the media storm”

Buying weird stuff!!!!

“Oh yeah, Jason’s super into DIY right now, we’re at the hardware store every week basically”

Bottom line Single Dad is the bet cover he could have had and DC has to ruin it

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#10-18: Birds and bugs 🐦🐛

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Omi asking Chase if he’d still like him if he was a worm and Chase grimacing and just insisting that he’d personally ensure Omi is just turned back into a human so it doesn’t matter. Omi insists that it matters and says that he’d make a nice little worm house for Chase if Chase was a worm, and Chase just says that since he can shapeshift between human and dragon anyway there’s no reason he should be stuck as a worm in the first place.

They go back and forth on semantics and eventually just agree that while they’ll always like each other regardless of what form they take, they have to promise to intervene and turn them back if either of them becomes a worm for whatever reason.

some neat shots of my fav battle (2/3)

i love drawing these portraits too much