Wait. Wait. If Being Near Vampires Feels Like An Angry Crush To Van Helsings Then What The FUCK Is Going

wait. wait. if being near vampires feels like an angry crush to van helsings then what the FUCK is going on with guillermo

can't believe the brought back 'me old fruit.' didn't they know it was too powerful just the once?

do you hear it? the sound of me going insane?

I just think Nandor should feel bad for scaring him, also can you tell I've never played minecraft

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ID: 1. Shoulders up of 9 year old Colin Robinson in profile, sitting on the floor with his knees to his chest, playing minecraft on a laptop balanced on a couch in front of him. In the background stands Nandor, head cut off by the top of the panel and twiddling his hands together nervously. Nandor says, "Baby Colin Robinson?" Colin replies absently, "Yeah?" without taking his eyes off the screen.

2a. Close up of Nandor, looking contrite and uncomfortable, eyes squinting off to the side. He says, "I would like to apologize for being the angry scary man this weekend and yelling and throwing your computer device. I am...going through some things, but it was unbecoming of a warrior to act that way." Offscreen, Colin says "Hey, guess what?" Nandor replies, "What?" 2b. Close up on Colin, turned away from his computer to smile easily up at Nandor. He says, "I forgive you." A speech bubble offscreen shows a doodle of Nandor bursting into surprised tears.

3. Zoom out, Nandor now sitting on the couch with Colin sideways in his lap, back against the arm, with the laptop on his legs. Nandor points to the screen with a serious expression and asks, "So the purpose of this game is to create a powerful empire?" Smiling and back to playing his game, Colin says, "Sorta. It's a sandbox game which means you can build whatever you want, but guess what? In survival mode there are these monsters called creepers who will try to sneak up on you and explode so not only do they knock down your health but they can destroy your builds. There's also endearment who are neutral mobs but only if you avoid eye contact. Their backstory is actually really cool, cuz guess what? It turns out they were slaves of the ender dragon but they..." Colin's infodump fades out as it stretches his speech bubble offscreen before finally being cut off. /end ID

Robin, aka Sherlock Holmes, and the curious case of Fanny Button having an affair

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