The Tragic Irony Of Guillermo Always Being The One To Oppose Nandor's Relationships With Other People,

the tragic irony of guillermo always being the one to oppose nandor's relationships with other people, UNTIL it's a relationship nandor doesn't actually want. the tragic irony of nandor always being able to rely on guillermo to save him from himself and his mistakes even when he himself doesn't realise it's a mistake or believes he doesn't want guillermo's help, UNTIL he literally wants guillermo to do exactly that and all guillermo is doing is wholeheartedly supporting what he KNOWS is a huge mistake. the tragic irony of nandor wanting someone to ruin his wedding so desperately, whilst guillermo is literally driving himself insane trying to make it perfect for him. the tragic irony of guillermo thinking he's done right by both of them by moving on and letting nandor be happy with someone else and not being jealous anymore, when really what nandor actually needs right now is that old jealous, conniving guillermo who will try to sabotage nandor's relationship for his own good. the tragic irony of nandor finally giving up on running away from his feelings and turning around, only to find that guillermo has stopped chasing him.

its frenchie . he’s literally the ships Stand In Lucius guys

So we know that Lucius is the ship marriage counselor, but what happens when he and Pete fight? Who do they get advice from?

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Stede Bonnet in episode 1x10

further elaboration: this Official Sibling Order only applies to the dynamics the crew has with each other. in terms of where they lied as kids growing up there is a seperate list.

oldest siblings:

oluwande. there is no elaboration needed

wee john. i preemptively elaborated on this. plus its just in the way he sits.

jim, in contrast to the list i made four months ago. not only are they canonically the oldest but because of the stabbing instinct. yeah. i get it

fang. not on the previous list but i have learned from my wrongdoings. i am simply right about this

middle siblings:

frenchie. i mean look at him. do i even need to explain

pete. he has the vibes of someone who had to bus their way home from walmart on multiple occasions bc their mom forgot they were there between the youngests temper tantrum and the oldests bitchyness and left while they were in the washroom

ivan. "even a little bit of murder would have been nice" is very different from the stabbing instinct. again i’m just correct about this

youngest:

the swede

only children:

lucius. idk. its just the vibes

roach. his maniacal watermelon-killing feels like someone who has never been handed the opportunity to wreak havoc with a sibling in their childhood

i am fully convinced buttons just spawned in. if he ever was a baby (highly unlikely) there is no possible way he could have existed without looking like cgi baby colin robinson. sometimes i watch the bts clips where buttons is in costume and get jumpscared

Anyway, I headcanon Oluwande as an eldest sibling because of how effortlessly he took the scissors from Swede and Roach and passed them to Stede.