Hey Guys, Just So You Know, My Friend Has Claimed Me As Their Son And Wants Me To Tell You Guys:

Hey guys, just so you know, my friend has claimed me as their son and wants me to tell you guys:

*ahem*

I have a newfound father who makes me strawberry shortcake mug cakes and is a mentally unstable twink (derogatory) 😔🎀

Oh, very nice. Those things are FABULOUS.

And shucks, hopefully your bag can get a bag friend and they can bag it up together.

Indeed. I fear my bag will get too lonely and try to start a bag revolution

Is there currently anything inside the bag? Is the bag inside of something else?? 🤔

You know those huge sticky color by number pads with the little jewels/bead thingys? I have one of those in the bag

The bag is not in another bag, it is lonely 😔

Goodmorning guys! Sorry I haven’t been posting as much but I’ve had an insane two weeks and I’m extremely burnt out. I have a couple days off so I’ll probably make some regression related posts on those days along with my usual shitposts and nonhuman related things😊

I’ve also noticed that some of my posts get between 1-7 notes while others get like 30-400 notes so I’m going to let the other posts circulate around for a bit in hopes that the algorithm doesn’t stomp on them lol

Anyways that’s it!

Guess who had to stifle a *hissssss* while my dentist poked around in my mouth today!

I’m pretty sure she didn’t realize but like-

Hey guys!! I feel like I should post but idk what…. Can someone send me some asks? I’ll literally answer anything that doesn’t contradict my DNI’s (pinned post)