OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG So I Was In Class Today And We Were Doing A Little Worksheet And You Had To Make Smaller

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG so i was in class today and we were doing a little worksheet and you had to make smaller words out of a big word yeah? and the words 'crime' and 'demon' were next to each other. KAZ BREKKER BIATCHESSS. sadly none of my friends got the referance bc they dont read soc

not only does cardan have bi wife energy, he is a bi wife

cardan when he realises that jude killed valerian but shes holding him at knifepoint and leaning over him:

Jude: I killed and buried one of your friends. I'll kill you too.

Cardan: ohhhhhh so THAT'S where he went that makes so much sense.

i'm literally a gay MACHINE i came out to like 3 seperate people this week

i physically can't eat waffles without thinking of nina zenik

I've read the folk of air series a while ago and I don't remember correctly. Did Cardan ever straight up told Jude he loves her?

basically yeah. he did that whole 'shabby worm-eaten heart' thing and jude was so pissed that he just walked away afeterwards and didnt give her a chance to say it back. and then he turned into a snake yippeee