I'm Literally A Gay MACHINE I Came Out To Like 3 Seperate People This Week

i'm literally a gay MACHINE i came out to like 3 seperate people this week

i think im going to pinpoint the moment that jude realises she likes cardan on that part where cardan says 'my door'

TRY and change my mind

not only does cardan have bi wife energy, he is a bi wife

jude would get so annoyed bc of all the noise allllll the time.she would be like 'take that damn thing off' and cardan would be like 'make me'

Do you think Cardan would put bells on his tail

re-reading tfota for the idkhowmanyeth time and CARDAN WHEN HE GOT SLAPPED BY JUDE??!!?!?!?!??!?!??! I WILL NOT EXPLAIN FURTHER IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo dont say that to meeeeeeeeeeeeee

so like…

cardan sleeps in the room where his dad had affairs with ppl he wasn’t married nor consorted to

…does cardan just purposefully sleep in the room he most probably was conceived in??? 🤢