The Fact That So Many People Unironically Ship Dany With Drogo As Like, A ROMANTIC Pairing Is So Baffling

the fact that so many people unironically ship dany with drogo as like, a ROMANTIC pairing is so baffling to me. like. how. how to you justify this.

who the fuck buys caricatures like wtf im not going to pay for somebody to point out my insecurities ike i dont have the confidence for that

I'm a simple lesbian, I see Mormont absolute chad butches and I go weeeeeeak

did grrm know what he was doing when he created a family of chad butch warrior women? did he realize what it would do to us? 

if requests still available, can i ask you about jon and theon having a nice time with each other?... pre-agot or post-adwd or modern!au, as you wish <з

*i would be glad to make a request for you too :')

im not sure if this counts as a good time, but compared to their adwd plotlines anything before agot was probably pretty solid

“rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a dub” are they gay

im filled with the uncontrollable need to make up headcanons about Jorelle, Lyanna and Lyra Mormont despite the fact that beyond brief mentions they have never appeared in canon yet hrrrrrrgn:

- Jorelle is extremely close to Alysane, and in return to calling her “Jory” she calls her “Alys”

- Both Jorelle and Lyanna take more after their mother (and Alysane) in the sense that they are both short and chunky. Lyra is also very broad, but is tall like Dacey

- Before his death, Lyra and Jeor would send each other letters. Seeing as they are both Mormonts though, they usually just traded witty insults and Lyra would sometimes complain about her mother (something Jeor could sympathize with)

- Lyra has really wanted to become a sailor and sail all around Westeros to explore Essos ever since she found some of the exotic presents left behind by Lynesse 

- Lyanna is absolutely untamable and a feral child to everyone aside from her mother 

- Jorelle shares a strong bond with her mother, and looks up to her. Aside from Dacey she’s probably the one closest to Maege

- All five daughters were super close (can you imagine? braiding each others hair in front of the fire and training together daily -- the big girls teaching their younger sisters how to fight?) 

- Dacey’s death was shattering to all of them (Lyanna refused to even believe it was true when news reached Bear Island. She refused to believe that her sister was dead)

- The rumor about Mormont women being skinchangers is ABSOLUTELY 100% TRUE