Top Tier Simping Post

Top tier simping post

or "Why Horatio is the deepest and most underrated mphfpc character"

Horatio appeared twice in A Map of Days and Conference of the Birds /don’t remember exactly, this two fused together in my head/and literally starring in last ten chapters of The Desolations of Devil's Acre.

He has more context in his few chapters of presence than anyone else has in six books!

His contradictory feelings for H, the decision to protect the children by prioritizing their lives over his own even though he doesn't have to actually. The consequences are for adults [yeah, Jacob?], so Horatio loses his arm while saving kids. None of other characters were injured equally.

[i remember that Fiona lost her tongue but she still can speak somehow]

Horatio is responsible and has a strong sense of duty. He's also the only person in the damn series who speaks straight without being inappropriately mysterious. Jacob needed it. I needed it.

Horatio is stoic, strong and golden-hearted mentor figure im not sure about father figure i see him more like teacher / mentor

/// i already posted about this alternate ending so please check this out!

I also like Sharon. And I'm upset that nothing is known about him at the end of tdoda...

Another one thing I want to specify:

Horatio's appearance

We have this picture in book and i like it BUT he was described in the text as blond so—

He looks so young my poor little meow meow;;

— so I immediately associated him with Nanami Kento from Jujutsu Kaisen anime

Nanami-san is sharing same character features [stoic, strong and golden-hearted mentor figure]. He's calm and responsible. ALSO! he’s wearing glasses completely covering his eyes almost all the time.

Stylish... handsome man...

All right, all right, I'll stop simping! Just one more thing! His way of speaking sounds a little mechanical, so the voiceover suits Horatio, too

And lastly, the wise words of a wise man.

You've fased several life-or-death situations. But that does not make you an adult.

I believe in Horatio supremacy

And I will write about him soon

Honestly he’s the Best. Don’t try to convince me otherwise

tdoda spoilers

It must have sucked for Jacob to lose both parents, but at least he ended up gaining 4: Miss Peregrine, Sharon, Miss Cuckoo, and Horatio

Library of Souls

is actually The Vault of Knowledge from Sky: Children of the Light

know that feeling when

when you just want to read soft drabble / sketch about your favorite character but then you realize you’re the only one who can write it. otherwise there’s no comfort content for him…

Yes, Horatio, that’s you. I love you so much and I want you to be happy in some peaceful place where nobody else can hurt you or ones you care about… (;-;)

Okay but LISTEN

WHAT IF ending of TDoDA was different

what if Jacob remained a sensible Hollowgast. And Horatio took it upon himself to take care of him!

An almost-human who had been a Hollowgast for most of his life, and a Hollowgast who retained humanity within…

Hilarious post-ending scene:

Imagine Jacob trying to hide somewhere in the dark corners bc he's totally frightened by himself. Horatio slowly approaching him and softly talking in both english and hollow languages.

Then Horatio just grabs one of the Jacob's tongues and drags desperately squealing Hollowgast away.

Enoch watching them from afar: Incredible. This Wight has three limbs and Portman is losing to him with seven!