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We cling to our fairy tales until the price for believing in them becomes too high.

Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children 

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Hey guys!

So I was thinking about starting doing ‘dating ___ would include…’ because I think it would help me ease myself back into writing and I can do them quickly, so hopefully they can be done on the same day or by the next day if people request them. So please send in requests with the name of the character and if you want a more specific one, go ahead and request it! All the fandoms I do requests for are in my bio so check there if you’re not sure or drop me a message to ask.

Anna

Ok so quick question (and I’m just asking myself this because I just read the book well the graphic novel I’m still waiting for the other books to come in the mail )

But did Abe (aka Jacobs grandfather) cheat/had an affair

Since its canon that Abe & Emma use to date but then the war came and Abe had to go in fight in the war then come home to the peculiars and life a happy life but that didn’t happened

And like in the graphic novels it states that they wrote letters to each other but Abe wrote less & less and there was a pic of a little girl being held by a man (witch I supposed it’s Abe holding Jacobs mother) so if that’s true

Witch also means that he’s Jacob’s mom dad and that little girl can be her

(Sooo yeah this can be dumb but I just wanna say it)

Alright mphfpc fans um someone made mphfpc rp on insta

And both of us are interested if anyone wanted to join it the only characters that are taken are Emma & Jacob everybody else is open

You can also join as ocs too

You can also be an of if you want too so if you’re interested plzz join :]]

Sorry but am I the only one who wonders what happened in Jacob’s job/work smart aid like

Like what happened in that job to make a teenager do ANYTHING & EVERYTHING just for his manager to fire. him and why isn’t he aloud to quit like I know that it’s a family tradition to work at the company (well in his mother side of the family) I think

And just imagine instead of a few pages of the 1st book is Jacob working we get a WHOLE chapter of him working and being miserable being there and we see

Some drama & tea and maybe we see him having a work friend or just someone he can talk too and that we see him deal with customers

So is it Just me……ok

Another thought about Jacob & Ricky and I’m just gonna post about them (especially Ricky) and it’s about them going to Abe’s house or just the car ride

Jacob looking at ’’Abe’s blind neighbor’’ Jacob:huh i didn’t know that Abe had a blind neighbor

Ricky also looking at the ’’blind neighbor’’ Jacob ….. what freaking neighbor are you talking about

Jacob pointing to a house Jacob: That neighbor Ricky

Ricky looking at the neighbor Jacob there’s isn’t any neighbor inside or outside of the house dude

Ok but does the abuse become the abuser trope kinda fit Abe , frank , Jacob

Since Abe wasn’t abuse but he was traumatized by the war since his whole family died by the monsters and he also moved a lot then met miss peregrine

Then after a few years he met his wife and had kids with her then after that he became the abuser since he was a neglectful dad and probably a husband to Frank & Susan mom and probably made her a single mother for the most of their childhoods

And this is just a thought that he also didn’t know how to be a dad at all

And now frank met Maryann and had Jacob and then he didn’t become the abuser but only after his dad died and that impacted Jacob for a few weeks to months

So after that then he probably became the abuser to Jacob since he called him crazy and also dented him to some hospital or somewhere and also had 2 people help them to sent him away(I can’t remember)

Mans this is just an opinion that maybe Jacob going to miss peregrines is just like a person going to the internet and being more happy their then with their own family’s

Maryann portman

The birthday party

Ok so I wanna talk about Maryann (aka Jacob’s mom) and on how she’s a shitty mom and yes I know that frank & Abe are shitty parents too

(Also how rich is Maryann’s family??)

First I wanna talk about this part on how she did/probably did not care about on how Jacob feels and it was during a party that Jacob didn’t even want in the first place

And invite people that Jacob doesn’t even speak to or barely does (relatable)

And that she only cares about their looks witch means that she doesn’t even care about his feelings but more about his looks & appearances

And the fact that she was drinking wine during the party and also the only one drinking too

Also the fact that she probably only threw parties to show of anything like the house or just money

Aunt Susie/susan & Jacob Portman pt.1

Ok so I wanna talk about Susan & Jacob’s relationship because well I wanna and yes I know she’s a minor character

So I wanna talk about Susan & Jacob and on how maybe they can actually have a good relationship as aunt & nephew

So in chapter 2 or in the the chapters that Jacob’s party happens that he didn’t want at all and on how Susan gave him the book that Abe was supposed to give him

And on how Susan gave him the book instead of throwing it away like almost everything else that she & frank threw away (this doesn’t make sense…)

And oh how Jacob’s parents aren’t happy with her at all and Susan try’s the hide her nerves because of Frank’s & Mary’s reaction of the book

(Ok now we got all the birthday stuff lest get into other stuff)

Ok so know I wanna know about Jacob & Susan and what’s there relationship since Jacob probably doesn’t have a good relationship with any of his family well his mom side of the family since Susan is probably the only member of his dads family

Because of the monsters that killed Abe’s family so the only members that Abe has are his kids & grandkid(s)

Aunt Susan/susie & Jacob pt.2 (and other stuff abt the family mostly Maryann’s family)

Now here’s pt.2 because pt.1 would be pretty long if i wanted to add more stuff and now i wanna

So now let’s talk about the business smart aid that Maryann’s family owns and the fact that Jacob is next in line to own/run the business witch probably means that Jacob is the oldest of all the kids in the family

or that he’s just a middle cousin and all the other of his cousins already work or run/own the business already

(If you’re wondering what a middle cousin it’s basically the middle child but expect it’s with cousins and not siblings)

And like I said in the parts that take place in Jacob’s party Jacob doesn’t really have a good relationship. with his uncles & cousins at all or just the 2 uncles that were supposed to teach him about the business

(Ok now we can talk about Susan & Jacob)

I like that image that they would have a mother figure & son relationship but when Jacob was like in 5th grade-now since I think before 5th grade Susan’s & Jacob’s relationship was strain since Jacob mostly spends his time with Abe

So after a few years they probably they got a good relationship (and this is a what if) and if maybe Susan has kids or just a kid maybe Jacob would get along with them

or maybe like them more than his other cousins

And that maybe Susan would listen to Jacob about the peculiars and not call him crazy since he does have evidence and also she did give the book

More Ricky & Jacob shenanigans (I wanna post more about them since theirs my fav

(Ricky higher then a damn kite)

Ricky:Do you think the wind is ever trying to tell us something. and we don’t know how to hear it anymore??

Jacob hasn’t gotten any damn sleep (also is done with Ricky’s shit)

Jacob:I just want you to stop saying odd shit Ricky…

More Ricky & Jacob shenanigans

Ricky:it’s colder than witches tities out here

Jacob:don’t you mean it’s colder then a witches tit??

Ricky:I said what I said special ed

Idc what you say this is how Jacob Magellan parents met

Look at me and tell me the woman doesn’t look. like Maryann Portman and well yes the police officer does look like Franklin because they have the same actor

Hello it’s me I’m back from the dead and I have have an idea for a fic that I’m probably gonna make about Jacob & the peculiar gang

The fic starts in book 3 (libation of souls) when Jacob’s family sends him to a mental institution/ psychiatric hospital/ in-patient clinic and the peculiars stop them but in the fic that doesn’t happen and Jacob gets send into the mental institution / psychiatric hospital/ in patient clinic and after that he lives there for 5-8 (since he’s supposed to be there for 1 or 2 weeks

So yeah after that they go the metal institution/psychiatric hospital/in-patient clinic stays there and plan’s his escape with everything he’s brought and heads to miss peregrine & the rest of the peculiar gang and just lies there happily ever after & he also go missing again like last time so he’s hiding from the police

But I want a bit of help with the fic

1.whee does Jake gets sent too because I’m pretty sure that a mental institution/ psychiatric hospital/ in patient clinic are different places

2.should I add Ricky & aunt Susie busting Jacob or at Least sending him letters

3.should I add and of so Jacob isn’t lonely when he’s sent away??

No but I also believe that Jacob is bi because of what he said in chapter 1 & page 26 I think and this is was that Florida boy said

I emerged into the sticky-hot evening to find Ricky smoking on the hood of his battered car . Something about his mud-encrusted boots and how the sinking sun lit his green hair reminded me of a punk , redneck James dean he was all of those things, a bizarre cross-pollination of subcultures possible only in south Florida- Jacob Magellan Portman

And people if you don’t know who James dean let me introduce you to him (this is what google gave me )

Because of the way became on how the sinking of the sun lit his hair , the way the smoke curl from his lips and his mud-encrusted boots that is how Ricky reminds him of a punk redneck James dean

Jacob Portman is probably bisexual, like, he hung out with a guy with green hair and probably piercings, and, if I were Jacob, I would've had such a huge crush on him 😍😍 Jacob has a sense of humor, and I imagine him as one of those nerdy bisexual guys that dates goth girls LMAO and Emma was the opposite but RICKY however,,,, anyways,,

This is kinda unrelated, but Jillard (Jacob/Millard) is actually so cute guys, it didn't stand out to me initially, but then I saw a post like a year ago and was like ??? Ok,,, that's cute,, and periodically, I check the tag and there's a lot more stuff there than the last time I checked. Idk there's just something about them,,,

Btw I wish Jacob's parents were talked about more like poor boy went through sm and the thought of his parents meeting all the peculiars was such a fun thought to me and then reading was like 😧💔 which like, I understand why they would freak out but they were actually so rude abt everything sometimes iirc (I think they'd be lowkey homophobic and insist he was going through a phase and then when he's still bi like 3 years after coming out they'd either be like "Well, it could still be a phase, I doubt this'll last forever, you know 🤷‍♂️😒" or "we never doubted you! We'll always support you 🥰🥰" and Jacob is just 😐😐. All he ever wanted was for his parents to support him in something)

Yippeee I hope this pride month has been great for everyone!!

So I decided the to this with my oc again since I didn’t do it correctly the last time but here it my is oc Maxwell Emilio Gabriel Martinez Cervantes , I also added Ricky because he’s friends with him and also a background like him

So here’s some basic info about him

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Full name: Maxwell Emilio gabirel Martinez Cervantes

Nicknames: max , rat , mouse

age:15-17 (I haven’t chosen an age yet)

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: bi & agender

Langue’s that he knows: Mexican Spanish ,English, French

Hobbies: drawing , painting, reading , writing , sleeping , gaming , listening to music , sowing

Likes: fnaf , arg’s , analog horror , 2000’s low quality games , fashion , spicy food , alternative music , old regatón , Spanish rock

Disability’s & disorders: dyslexia, adhd , anxiety

Nationality: Mexico

Dislikes: his school life , Andrea & Aiden , small talk , long social interactionn

Siblings : 2

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I decided to do this thing with the relationship of ocs with mphfpc characters

Let me get this straight

This is base on a conversation that I had with @hannahhook7744

Jacob’s parents or Maryann

. They havea house with a ROOF DECK

.can pay HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS of dollars on expense Adirondack chairs they they brought from a trip to some Amish county

(Just outside chairs)

. Afford to get SCONCES FROM ITALY ( basically lanterns)

But they still HAVEN’T EVEN BOUGHT A GIFT FOR THEIR OWN SON!!!!

Okay so I wanted to add stuff that I hate the portmans for + Ricky

Okay so let’s start with Abe/ Abraham

I know that he is a victim of the war the possible or stuff that happened before the war if not his family was ( I could name multiple things that Abe has been thought in history witch is a lot for Abe)

List

1.black Tuesdays

2.the great depression

3.word war two

4. The Cold War

5.The division of Europe

6. The holocaust

7. The Korean War

8.The Vietnam war

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And with this information all of this will affect Abe’s life because nobody can forgot events like the ones I listed especially someone who has been thought them and lost all of their family & friends along the way

Witch is why Frank is an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE for sending Jacob to Abe’s house (like the original post there could been multiple things. that could happened to Jacob and/or Abe too when he was in a panic but also ricky as well since he was there but just outside . any of them found have been injured because of Abe and his panicking but also Ricky has a gun in his car witch is a 22 I believe , he could have brought that gun if something happened anyone inside the house , HE COULD HAVE SHOT SOMEONE!!!!

But also Abe was a neglectful father and husband to his family witch cause the abuse because the abuser to Frank (basically the neglected becomes neglectful ). making him neglectful to his son and his OWN DAD because why on earth nobody decided that maybe it was a good choice to see if they can send. a nurse to Abe’s house when his health started to decline to help him or check up on him if they could .but yes I do understand why they wanted to send Abe to a home because Abe wound be able to get the help he needs.

But also to Jacob as well basically making Abe do all the parenting until Jacob was 15 and he FUCKING DIED!!! same with his mom if she was still alive when Jacob’s was born witch its a possibility since we don’t know anything about her😔😔 or when she died at all but we do know that that Abe didn’t take Frank truck or treating and she took of picture of him (I still don’t know why he didn’t take Susan maybe she went with friends or she was wasn’t born yet??) who knows.

The way he also broke up with Emma is just something but that something isn’t something that I like because why on earth did he send a picture of him with susan….. just why , like how on earth did he get the audacity to do that to her and also that his kids found one of Emma’s letters , got rid of it some how (I think they flush it down the toilet ) but it made them think that Abe was cheating on their mother with one or more woman

And I don’t blame them at all because if I found that out I wound believe that there was one or more woman but also they he was also neglecting his OWN wife too making her do all the parenting and if she was still alive when and died I do think that Frank’s reaction could different when Susan gave Jacob the book for his b-day

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Susan/susie

I really don’t have any problems with aunt Susan but I do wonder why she couldn’t give Jacob the book earlier since he was been dealing with grief & mourning for mine months I believe so?? , so why couldn’t she give him the book earlier , I mean the only things I can think is because she wants to Jacob fully heal before she gives him the book

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Franklin/frank

(I’ll mostly be repeating things I wrote for and for Frank I think)

Like I said in the beginning Frank is irresponsible for sending their own 15 yr old son ti deal his his own dad who has deal with many horrors of the past ( basically some of the stuff I listed) and not actually going to check up Abe him self since he doesn’t even have a job it’s volunteering (I don’t know if you get paid for it) he could have been a house husband at this point

Also making Jacob call out of work instead of Frank doing it and telling all the other volunteers that there is some family emergency 

Since the more responsible thing was Frank to go to Frank himself or ask Susan to go to check up on their dad who may or may not even recognize their own grandchild when he’s in a panic

And again Abe had a box cutter witch he could hurt himself or Jacob with where boxes cutter he could also do the same to Ricky

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Mary/maryann

There was no need for her to be the only one drinking in all adaptations of mphfpc she was drinking in the book , graphic novel , movie while everyone was completely sober during the “birthday party scene

Also that there wasn’t no need to even have a birthday party for Jacob at all when he wasn’t stable for it or that he didn’t even want one at all , hell she even threw a party for their own dog so she could just show off her house since she’s R-I-C-H

But also why did she and not buy any gifts for Jacob until he was 8 or 9 years old , THEY HAVE MONEY!!! or Maryann’s has the money because in the book she bought something from Italy or somewhere from Europe to south florida if she can do that she can buy gifts for her own KID!!!

And the fact she doesn’t even bother telling other relatives about his interest of even tries to learn his interest is just low because almost everything he has gotten are just stuff from his relatives that they don’t even want expect the book and the old Sudan that he got because his mom or parents are getting a new car and the new camera that he wanted but only to help Frank witch basically means that “ is this a gift for me or for you” type of situation for me in the scene

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Jake/jacob

I don’t make much to say about him since this post is basically just about his family and not the peculiars

But something I did found funny but is kinda fuck too is when he said “ do I look like a truck stop hooker” when Ricky said are you my mom when Jacob asked him if he was smoking and also chewing 🍃 at his roof after Abe died and that Jacob was trying to convince him about the hollow that he saw

Also he knew that they both came from different backgrounds and he knew that he was richer or his moms side of the family is richer

But I also would like the point out how he thought if Ricky when I received a new car that costed more than Ricky’s car that he bought with a jar I coins but still has parry goers hit the car with something

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Ricky

Like Susan I don’t have many problems with him

But I do agree with Jacobs frustration when he discover that he was smoking & chewing 🍃 at the fight page and also that he muttered that Jacob needing brain shinier

While Jacob was dealing with the lost of grandfather and dealing with grief (I haven’t dealt with grief but I know it can be hard on the person who is dealing with it ) and the fact that he said

“ whatever, I’m just being straight with you,” he said. “ keep talking about monsters and they’re gonna put you away. Then you really will be special Edd

Witch someone who dealing with grief that his grandfather is now dead but also going to some physiologist that he didn’t even want to and also he thinks that the hollow was just some hallucinations and doesn’t like the fact that people are treating him like he’s crazy , doesn’t want to hear at alll

And I do think that Jacob may or may not made it clear that is isn’t the biggest fan of Ricky doing both but this is just an opinion

Why Franklin and Maryann Portman are the Worst™ (Part 1)!;

I want to preface this by saying that I know that by no means Franklin and Maryann Portman are the actual worst parents in fiction or in this series even. 

Of course they aren't. 

But that doesn't mean that I can't still refer to them as the worst™ for them being shitty. Even if I do believe that on some leave that they do care about/love their son. 

I also wanna point out that it's been awhile since I read the books so I'm going off my memory and the wiki for this. So I may forget some context of why this or that happens, and if I do that, feel free to comment it down below respectfully. And if I forget something that you find shitty that they did, also feel free to reblog or comment it down below because I would love to talk about these characters and fandom more.

Am I saying that Abe Portman is 100% perfect and did nothing wrong whatsoever? No, that would go against how his character is betrayed in the books—as a flawed traumatized man who did his best to be there for his family and keep them and himself (as well as others) safe and went about some things the wrong way. 

 Now that that's out of the way…

According to the wiki:

“Jacob was born on Halloween, and up until he was eight years old was convinced by his parents that trick-or-treating candy was birthday presents (something apparently revealed in Hollow City).” 

These people are rich. 

R-I-C-H. 

Rich enough that Jacob’s dad can study birds and volunteer and write mine books that he never publishes without the worry of them not having anything to eat. 

R-I-C-H enough that Jacob comments that “I did love her, of course, but mostly because loving your mom is mandatory, not because she was someone I think I'd like very much if I met her walking down the street. Which she wouldn't be, anyway; walking is for poor people.” And rich enough that they gave their kid their four year old sundan so that they could get a brand new car. 

And for eight years, they had their son believing that candy was a birthday present. 

1. Now, look. I get it. Birthday shopping is hard, especially for a little itty bitty kid but not actually having the money to buy your only kid gifts and choosing not to because people are handing out candy on that day anyway? That's not a very nice thing to do for that long. 

They let him go through three years of school thinking that and we never learned how he found out that was a lie. That's not even including the fact that the rest of their extended family let this lie continue (assuming they knew). 

Can you imagine if Jacob found out because he mentioned this to his classmates or a teacher? Maybe a teacher or family member could salvage the situation but little kids can be brutal, especially towards other little kids who they think are wrong and considering we know that in that same year, Jacob was pants-ed causing him to stop believing anything Abe said…. It's not entirely out of the realm of possibility tl believe that one of Jacob's classmates got in a fight with him over it and caused some kind of embarrassing, painful memory. 

Though I guess it's a good thing they didn't get Jacob birthday presents that early on considering my second point. 

2. The birthday scene. 

Look at his birthday scene. 

This scene? Shouldn't really exist. 

Not because I hate birthday scenes but because Jacob literally told his parents he didn't want a party which under normal circumstances is a reasonable ask within itself. But these? These aren't even normal circumstances. 

Jacob doesn't want a party because the one person he'd actually want there, in his own words, is his grandpa. His grandpa who died in his arms nine months before and who Jacob has been viciously mourning for said nine months. His grandpa whose death caused Jacob's ‘mental breakdown’. 

Whose house they had also cleaned out recently, doing shit all for the now sixteen year old’s mental health and grief. 

But what do his parents do? 

Throw him a surprise party.

A surprise party.

For their jumpy traumatized son who found his grandpa bleeding out in the dark after getting attacked by a monster (or ‘rabid dogs’) and who has been sleeping in the fucking laundry room. 

Why on earth would going against his wishes be good for him? He said he didn't want a party and under these circumstances, it's even more understandable. If you really want your son to socialize or to celebrate, then get him a cake or some food he likes and invite his friend over. Talk to him. 

Don't throw him a party he doesn't want and don't throw the kid who's been having non-stop nightmares about the monsters who killed his grandfather a fucking surprise party. 

To make matters, in this party:

One of his uncles he’s not close to tries to spring a summer trip to his house on him, listing shit that he likely knows Jacob doesn't like with no previous warning to the kid himself (his parents were just planning to ship him off, whether he wanted it or not). 

They're calling Jacob's apparent disorder ‘his thing’. 

And nobody is actually getting him anything he wants. Just shit they've been gifted and are trying to get rid of. 

Gifts like CD's of country Christmas music or subscriptions to Field and Stream (because his Uncle Les thinks he's outdoorsy, this one I can understand slightly since Jacob did want to be an adventurer but still). 

The only exceptions being:

 1. The key to the family four-year-old sedan, which Jacob is embarrassed to be receiving in front of Ricky (who Jacob hasn't talked to in a long while after a fight they had). 

And 

2. A camera Jacob had been wanting for ages (since last summer) from his parents….who likely only gifted it to him because of his dad's new book.

Which leads to his mom drunkeningly making front of her husband at her sixteen year old’s birthday party…. Real classy. 

Oh and 3. A book that belonged to Abe that Jacob's parental Aunt Susie snagged trom the house when they were cleaning it out. A book titled “The Selected Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson”. 

She gave this to him, saying it was from Abe because he'd written Jacob's name in it. 

Thoughtful right? 

Well everyone else doesn't think so because they go quiet. Jacob's mom, Maryann even while drunk, tries to say it was thoughtful and that she didn't know Abe was a reader.

Meanwhile Jacob's dad, Franklin, is barely hiding how pissed he is. 

Like dude. 

Dude. 

Do you really hate your own dad so much that you don't want your grieving son to have even just a book of poems that the only member of the family who he was close to left for him? Are you still, even after that disastrous day where you cleaned out the fucking house with him there and fought with him, refusing to let him have any ties left?

To be fair, you can say that this is because of his own history with Abe and that it's because Jacob is in a worrying state. But that doesn't really hold up considering that they let Abe babysit Jacob often and fill his head up with stories they thought he embellished  due to his own trauma and because they thought that Jacob was well enough to handle trashing and donating all of his dead grandpa’s stuff. 

Sure, they don't take the book from him but the fact Franklin can't even hide how pissed he is is shitty. 

That's not even considering this little tidbit here:

“My mother leaned toward me and in a tense whisper asked if I needed a drink of water, which was mom-speak for keep it together, people are staring.”

….

Do I even need to say anything?

The fact that Jacob thinks this probably means that his parents—or even just Maryann—have said this to him before. Frequently so, even. To the point where he's trying to escape the room, feeling like he might cry, and instead of thinking that his parents (or anyone in this family) might be able to potentially comfort him in this hard moment, this is what he's thinking. 

It's infuriating.

But not as infuriating as my last point for now!

3. Franklin sent his then fifteen year old son to deal with what he thought was his dementia ridden, war world 2 veteran father having a PTSD attack/episode. 

Franklin gets called when he's volunteering at a bird rescue in what is either early afternoon or night by his worried fifteen year old said who tells him that Abe called him ‘flipping out’. 

He asks if he's taken his pills today and Jacob tells him Abe wouldn't tell him. 

At this point, any reasonable adult would go and help their poor ailing father who may be having an episode or PTSD attack about the war, what happened to his family. The monsters. 

At this point, any reasonable adult would send their son home out of danger and call up a friend or sibling or in-law to go deal with the situation. 

What does Franklin do?

He sends his fifteen year old, who is at his job, to go check on Abe. Who again, Franklin thinks is having an episode. 

Now, even if there was a chance that Abe would still recognize Jacob and wouldn't be a danger to him, who would risk sending their son to check on an ailing relative by himself when there's every chance that when Jacob gets there he'll be having flashbacks to the horrors he witnessed. I mean, it's understandable if you or another adult is there and need help calming the man for you to maybe have your teenage son there. Especially if he may be caring for him one day out of choice.

But sending your fifteen year old there by himself to handle the situation when he probably won't know what to do and when he probably hasn't seen one before?

And doing that when you know that your dad was in a war and still has a sea of weapons hidden away behind lock and key (a key which you have) because you can't be half assed to tell the shelter your volunteering at that there's a family emergency?

Franklin literally sent Jacob into a traumatizing situation that could turn dangerous (for Abe or Jacob, if Abe didn't recognize his grandson) under the assumption that all of his paranoid dad's weapons are stored away. 

And what did Abe die with in his hand?

A box cutter. 

Which just proves that Abe had things lying around that he could use as a weapon if needed. Things he could improvise with. 

Just think for a moment about what could have wrong if Abe wasn't actually in danger from a wight but something he was actually imagining—a memory from his past. Imagine what could have happened to Jacob if Abe had mistaken him for a burglar or a wight or what Franklin thought he was imagining.

Jacob can't fight. 

It's dark. 

Things could easily go wrong.

And what would happen if they did?

Jacob would be hurt and traumatized or dead and Abe would likely be in a horrible place if he wasn't, all because Franklin didn't care enough about his dad to go check on him himself. Hell you can he didn't even care about Jacob enough here, because he didn't care about what Jacob could possibly see if he sent him to deal with his grandfather.

Like, not only is he being incredibly shitty to his son but to his own ailing father who was at the very least convinced he was in danger and who was actually in danger (for all Franklin knew his dad could have actually heard someone breaking in but he didn't even take the time to think about it). 

That's all I have time to write for today but there's several other things that they do that are pretty crappy where their son is involved that I will happily discuss.

Hope this doesn't disappoint, @kallmeweirdhprroe .

Yes especially when Abe and Jacob were both struggling because of the hollowgast that was at Abe’s

And also that Abe has been struggling since his own wife’s died but yet they didn’t do anything, basically playing some waiting game until who knows what would happen to him and especially that he has the take medication and had ptsd attacks/ episodes

and since Abe is old he can forget to take his medication or even take care of him self in many ways that being physically or mentally , physically becomes he has access to weapons and if not he can use house whole objects as weapons

Especially kitchen items like bowls , plates , knife , silverware if not anything solid like or small items that he can grab and use as a weapon

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Jacob was also suffering after the hollow and was traumatized to the point he didn’t event want or couldn’t go outside because of it and just stayed inside his house (specifically the laundry room where there aren’t any windows )

Had terrible nightmares and woke up screaming but also had to wear a mouth guard because he kept grinding his teeth in his sleep or the fact that he only gets 3-4 hours of sleep (witch is unhealthy for him )

But also he to be on medication for nightmares or the fact that he had panic attacks or anxiety attacks during the day that he could basically not go to school and had a tutor to help him as well

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Yes I do agree with Ricky , he’s a teen he’s going to say & do stupid stuff ( like having a gun in his car ) but he does care about jacob differently than how his family cares about him even if the friendship may be strained

Examples

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1. Driving him to Abe’s place

2. Probably listen to him complaining about his job and how was wants to quit it

3. Does his part of the deal when Jacob’s tutors him in English

4. He stayed out of the house when Jacob told him too and when he gave him the reasons

5. Got his gun when Jacob discovered Abe and shooting thin air

6. Checking up on Jacob when he passes out (I think he past out)

7. Still dealing with Jacob and going to his house even though he didn’t believe him on the hollow and he was probably uncomfortable

8.Showing up to Jacob’s birthday even after three fight that they have

9. Showing up to his funeral (I believe)

10. Stay at his house even though he made Jacob’s parents uncomfortable or that they made I’m uncomfortable because of their money it just because their assholes

11. Basically drive him places because jacon doesn’t have a car or he doesn’t know how to drive , maybe both

Why Franklin and Maryann Portman are the Worst™ (Part 1)!;

I want to preface this by saying that I know that by no means Franklin and Maryann Portman are the actual worst parents in fiction or in this series even. 

Of course they aren't. 

But that doesn't mean that I can't still refer to them as the worst™ for them being shitty. Even if I do believe that on some leave that they do care about/love their son. 

I also wanna point out that it's been awhile since I read the books so I'm going off my memory and the wiki for this. So I may forget some context of why this or that happens, and if I do that, feel free to comment it down below respectfully. And if I forget something that you find shitty that they did, also feel free to reblog or comment it down below because I would love to talk about these characters and fandom more.

Am I saying that Abe Portman is 100% perfect and did nothing wrong whatsoever? No, that would go against how his character is betrayed in the books—as a flawed traumatized man who did his best to be there for his family and keep them and himself (as well as others) safe and went about some things the wrong way. 

 Now that that's out of the way…

According to the wiki:

“Jacob was born on Halloween, and up until he was eight years old was convinced by his parents that trick-or-treating candy was birthday presents (something apparently revealed in Hollow City).” 

These people are rich. 

R-I-C-H. 

Rich enough that Jacob’s dad can study birds and volunteer and write mine books that he never publishes without the worry of them not having anything to eat. 

R-I-C-H enough that Jacob comments that “I did love her, of course, but mostly because loving your mom is mandatory, not because she was someone I think I'd like very much if I met her walking down the street. Which she wouldn't be, anyway; walking is for poor people.” And rich enough that they gave their kid their four year old sundan so that they could get a brand new car. 

And for eight years, they had their son believing that candy was a birthday present. 

1. Now, look. I get it. Birthday shopping is hard, especially for a little itty bitty kid but not actually having the money to buy your only kid gifts and choosing not to because people are handing out candy on that day anyway? That's not a very nice thing to do for that long. 

They let him go through three years of school thinking that and we never learned how he found out that was a lie. That's not even including the fact that the rest of their extended family let this lie continue (assuming they knew). 

Can you imagine if Jacob found out because he mentioned this to his classmates or a teacher? Maybe a teacher or family member could salvage the situation but little kids can be brutal, especially towards other little kids who they think are wrong and considering we know that in that same year, Jacob was pants-ed causing him to stop believing anything Abe said…. It's not entirely out of the realm of possibility tl believe that one of Jacob's classmates got in a fight with him over it and caused some kind of embarrassing, painful memory. 

Though I guess it's a good thing they didn't get Jacob birthday presents that early on considering my second point. 

2. The birthday scene. 

Look at his birthday scene. 

This scene? Shouldn't really exist. 

Not because I hate birthday scenes but because Jacob literally told his parents he didn't want a party which under normal circumstances is a reasonable ask within itself. But these? These aren't even normal circumstances. 

Jacob doesn't want a party because the one person he'd actually want there, in his own words, is his grandpa. His grandpa who died in his arms nine months before and who Jacob has been viciously mourning for said nine months. His grandpa whose death caused Jacob's ‘mental breakdown’. 

Whose house they had also cleaned out recently, doing shit all for the now sixteen year old’s mental health and grief. 

But what do his parents do? 

Throw him a surprise party.

A surprise party.

For their jumpy traumatized son who found his grandpa bleeding out in the dark after getting attacked by a monster (or ‘rabid dogs’) and who has been sleeping in the fucking laundry room. 

Why on earth would going against his wishes be good for him? He said he didn't want a party and under these circumstances, it's even more understandable. If you really want your son to socialize or to celebrate, then get him a cake or some food he likes and invite his friend over. Talk to him. 

Don't throw him a party he doesn't want and don't throw the kid who's been having non-stop nightmares about the monsters who killed his grandfather a fucking surprise party. 

To make matters, in this party:

One of his uncles he’s not close to tries to spring a summer trip to his house on him, listing shit that he likely knows Jacob doesn't like with no previous warning to the kid himself (his parents were just planning to ship him off, whether he wanted it or not). 

They're calling Jacob's apparent disorder ‘his thing’. 

And nobody is actually getting him anything he wants. Just shit they've been gifted and are trying to get rid of. 

Gifts like CD's of country Christmas music or subscriptions to Field and Stream (because his Uncle Les thinks he's outdoorsy, this one I can understand slightly since Jacob did want to be an adventurer but still). 

The only exceptions being:

 1. The key to the family four-year-old sedan, which Jacob is embarrassed to be receiving in front of Ricky (who Jacob hasn't talked to in a long while after a fight they had). 

And 

2. A camera Jacob had been wanting for ages (since last summer) from his parents….who likely only gifted it to him because of his dad's new book.

Which leads to his mom drunkeningly making front of her husband at her sixteen year old’s birthday party…. Real classy. 

Oh and 3. A book that belonged to Abe that Jacob's parental Aunt Susie snagged trom the house when they were cleaning it out. A book titled “The Selected Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson”. 

She gave this to him, saying it was from Abe because he'd written Jacob's name in it. 

Thoughtful right? 

Well everyone else doesn't think so because they go quiet. Jacob's mom, Maryann even while drunk, tries to say it was thoughtful and that she didn't know Abe was a reader.

Meanwhile Jacob's dad, Franklin, is barely hiding how pissed he is. 

Like dude. 

Dude. 

Do you really hate your own dad so much that you don't want your grieving son to have even just a book of poems that the only member of the family who he was close to left for him? Are you still, even after that disastrous day where you cleaned out the fucking house with him there and fought with him, refusing to let him have any ties left?

To be fair, you can say that this is because of his own history with Abe and that it's because Jacob is in a worrying state. But that doesn't really hold up considering that they let Abe babysit Jacob often and fill his head up with stories they thought he embellished  due to his own trauma and because they thought that Jacob was well enough to handle trashing and donating all of his dead grandpa’s stuff. 

Sure, they don't take the book from him but the fact Franklin can't even hide how pissed he is is shitty. 

That's not even considering this little tidbit here:

“My mother leaned toward me and in a tense whisper asked if I needed a drink of water, which was mom-speak for keep it together, people are staring.”

….

Do I even need to say anything?

The fact that Jacob thinks this probably means that his parents—or even just Maryann—have said this to him before. Frequently so, even. To the point where he's trying to escape the room, feeling like he might cry, and instead of thinking that his parents (or anyone in this family) might be able to potentially comfort him in this hard moment, this is what he's thinking. 

It's infuriating.

But not as infuriating as my last point for now!

3. Franklin sent his then fifteen year old son to deal with what he thought was his dementia ridden, war world 2 veteran father having a PTSD attack/episode. 

Franklin gets called when he's volunteering at a bird rescue in what is either early afternoon or night by his worried fifteen year old said who tells him that Abe called him ‘flipping out’. 

He asks if he's taken his pills today and Jacob tells him Abe wouldn't tell him. 

At this point, any reasonable adult would go and help their poor ailing father who may be having an episode or PTSD attack about the war, what happened to his family. The monsters. 

At this point, any reasonable adult would send their son home out of danger and call up a friend or sibling or in-law to go deal with the situation. 

What does Franklin do?

He sends his fifteen year old, who is at his job, to go check on Abe. Who again, Franklin thinks is having an episode. 

Now, even if there was a chance that Abe would still recognize Jacob and wouldn't be a danger to him, who would risk sending their son to check on an ailing relative by himself when there's every chance that when Jacob gets there he'll be having flashbacks to the horrors he witnessed. I mean, it's understandable if you or another adult is there and need help calming the man for you to maybe have your teenage son there. Especially if he may be caring for him one day out of choice.

But sending your fifteen year old there by himself to handle the situation when he probably won't know what to do and when he probably hasn't seen one before?

And doing that when you know that your dad was in a war and still has a sea of weapons hidden away behind lock and key (a key which you have) because you can't be half assed to tell the shelter your volunteering at that there's a family emergency?

Franklin literally sent Jacob into a traumatizing situation that could turn dangerous (for Abe or Jacob, if Abe didn't recognize his grandson) under the assumption that all of his paranoid dad's weapons are stored away. 

And what did Abe die with in his hand?

A box cutter. 

Which just proves that Abe had things lying around that he could use as a weapon if needed. Things he could improvise with. 

Just think for a moment about what could have wrong if Abe wasn't actually in danger from a wight but something he was actually imagining—a memory from his past. Imagine what could have happened to Jacob if Abe had mistaken him for a burglar or a wight or what Franklin thought he was imagining.

Jacob can't fight. 

It's dark. 

Things could easily go wrong.

And what would happen if they did?

Jacob would be hurt and traumatized or dead and Abe would likely be in a horrible place if he wasn't, all because Franklin didn't care enough about his dad to go check on him himself. Hell you can he didn't even care about Jacob enough here, because he didn't care about what Jacob could possibly see if he sent him to deal with his grandfather.

Like, not only is he being incredibly shitty to his son but to his own ailing father who was at the very least convinced he was in danger and who was actually in danger (for all Franklin knew his dad could have actually heard someone breaking in but he didn't even take the time to think about it). 

That's all I have time to write for today but there's several other things that they do that are pretty crappy where their son is involved that I will happily discuss.

Hope this doesn't disappoint, @kallmeweirdhprroe .

Another post about the conversation that I had with @hannahhook7744

( since I want to rant about it but sadly I don’t have anyone else to rant to sadly )

So in the original post when it mentions the fact that Frank sent his own teenager to check up on his dad who may or may not be dealing with ptsd attack/episode

And didn’t even think about sensed his own sister or just saying to the other volunteers that “ hey I need to to leave because of a family emergency ” but no he sent his own son

Who may or may not even know how to deal with Abe’s ptsd ( since Jacob said “ I can handle him , dad really) but yet that still is a maybe because we don’t know at all but also it is cannon that Abe use to sleep wiry his gun at hand , so he could actually shot his own family (that being Mrs.portman ,

Frank , Susan , younger Jacob , maryann)

Or anyone in the house could have gotten shot by Abe witch is why I do agree that it’s kinda a good idea to get rid of Abe’s gun , but getting rid of the Huns fully would be a better option to help everyone

But the fact that nobody ever even thought of paying a nurse to check up on Abe if that was an option ( witch can or should be an option if it was possible at all )

But the fact that Jacob found Abe with a box cutter witch means that Abe does have other small weapons if not he can turn house whole furniture ( kitchen knifes , forks , plates , bowls , cups , picture frames , chairs ,)

To use as a weapon , so he could harm himself or Jacob and maybe Ricky ( since he was still at Abe’s house but just inside)

But what can Jacob do he can’t fight of his life , it’s dark , anything could have happened to him or Ricky they could be traumatized of what Abe could do to them

They could have been stab with the box cutter , get hit by anything Abe could reach if not get hid by Abe himself and it would be the same to Ricky if he intervened on what would happen outside

And if Ricky used his gun as self defense ( he keeps a gun in his crown Vic , which is illegal I think) he will end up in jail for using it and keeping it , if not parole at best and it will be the same for Abe since people who are struggling with anything can still end up in jail

And if what I am taking about actually happen the argument part of the book will be different , and it will be different in many ways

Why Franklin and Maryann Portman are the Worst™ (Part 1)!;

I want to preface this by saying that I know that by no means Franklin and Maryann Portman are the actual worst parents in fiction or in this series even. 

Of course they aren't. 

But that doesn't mean that I can't still refer to them as the worst™ for them being shitty. Even if I do believe that on some leave that they do care about/love their son. 

I also wanna point out that it's been awhile since I read the books so I'm going off my memory and the wiki for this. So I may forget some context of why this or that happens, and if I do that, feel free to comment it down below respectfully. And if I forget something that you find shitty that they did, also feel free to reblog or comment it down below because I would love to talk about these characters and fandom more.

Am I saying that Abe Portman is 100% perfect and did nothing wrong whatsoever? No, that would go against how his character is betrayed in the books—as a flawed traumatized man who did his best to be there for his family and keep them and himself (as well as others) safe and went about some things the wrong way. 

 Now that that's out of the way…

According to the wiki:

“Jacob was born on Halloween, and up until he was eight years old was convinced by his parents that trick-or-treating candy was birthday presents (something apparently revealed in Hollow City).” 

These people are rich. 

R-I-C-H. 

Rich enough that Jacob’s dad can study birds and volunteer and write mine books that he never publishes without the worry of them not having anything to eat. 

R-I-C-H enough that Jacob comments that “I did love her, of course, but mostly because loving your mom is mandatory, not because she was someone I think I'd like very much if I met her walking down the street. Which she wouldn't be, anyway; walking is for poor people.” And rich enough that they gave their kid their four year old sundan so that they could get a brand new car. 

And for eight years, they had their son believing that candy was a birthday present. 

1. Now, look. I get it. Birthday shopping is hard, especially for a little itty bitty kid but not actually having the money to buy your only kid gifts and choosing not to because people are handing out candy on that day anyway? That's not a very nice thing to do for that long. 

They let him go through three years of school thinking that and we never learned how he found out that was a lie. That's not even including the fact that the rest of their extended family let this lie continue (assuming they knew). 

Can you imagine if Jacob found out because he mentioned this to his classmates or a teacher? Maybe a teacher or family member could salvage the situation but little kids can be brutal, especially towards other little kids who they think are wrong and considering we know that in that same year, Jacob was pants-ed causing him to stop believing anything Abe said…. It's not entirely out of the realm of possibility tl believe that one of Jacob's classmates got in a fight with him over it and caused some kind of embarrassing, painful memory. 

Though I guess it's a good thing they didn't get Jacob birthday presents that early on considering my second point. 

2. The birthday scene. 

Look at his birthday scene. 

This scene? Shouldn't really exist. 

Not because I hate birthday scenes but because Jacob literally told his parents he didn't want a party which under normal circumstances is a reasonable ask within itself. But these? These aren't even normal circumstances. 

Jacob doesn't want a party because the one person he'd actually want there, in his own words, is his grandpa. His grandpa who died in his arms nine months before and who Jacob has been viciously mourning for said nine months. His grandpa whose death caused Jacob's ‘mental breakdown’. 

Whose house they had also cleaned out recently, doing shit all for the now sixteen year old’s mental health and grief. 

But what do his parents do? 

Throw him a surprise party.

A surprise party.

For their jumpy traumatized son who found his grandpa bleeding out in the dark after getting attacked by a monster (or ‘rabid dogs’) and who has been sleeping in the fucking laundry room. 

Why on earth would going against his wishes be good for him? He said he didn't want a party and under these circumstances, it's even more understandable. If you really want your son to socialize or to celebrate, then get him a cake or some food he likes and invite his friend over. Talk to him. 

Don't throw him a party he doesn't want and don't throw the kid who's been having non-stop nightmares about the monsters who killed his grandfather a fucking surprise party. 

To make matters, in this party:

One of his uncles he’s not close to tries to spring a summer trip to his house on him, listing shit that he likely knows Jacob doesn't like with no previous warning to the kid himself (his parents were just planning to ship him off, whether he wanted it or not). 

They're calling Jacob's apparent disorder ‘his thing’. 

And nobody is actually getting him anything he wants. Just shit they've been gifted and are trying to get rid of. 

Gifts like CD's of country Christmas music or subscriptions to Field and Stream (because his Uncle Les thinks he's outdoorsy, this one I can understand slightly since Jacob did want to be an adventurer but still). 

The only exceptions being:

 1. The key to the family four-year-old sedan, which Jacob is embarrassed to be receiving in front of Ricky (who Jacob hasn't talked to in a long while after a fight they had). 

And 

2. A camera Jacob had been wanting for ages (since last summer) from his parents….who likely only gifted it to him because of his dad's new book.

Which leads to his mom drunkeningly making front of her husband at her sixteen year old’s birthday party…. Real classy. 

Oh and 3. A book that belonged to Abe that Jacob's parental Aunt Susie snagged trom the house when they were cleaning it out. A book titled “The Selected Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson”. 

She gave this to him, saying it was from Abe because he'd written Jacob's name in it. 

Thoughtful right? 

Well everyone else doesn't think so because they go quiet. Jacob's mom, Maryann even while drunk, tries to say it was thoughtful and that she didn't know Abe was a reader.

Meanwhile Jacob's dad, Franklin, is barely hiding how pissed he is. 

Like dude. 

Dude. 

Do you really hate your own dad so much that you don't want your grieving son to have even just a book of poems that the only member of the family who he was close to left for him? Are you still, even after that disastrous day where you cleaned out the fucking house with him there and fought with him, refusing to let him have any ties left?

To be fair, you can say that this is because of his own history with Abe and that it's because Jacob is in a worrying state. But that doesn't really hold up considering that they let Abe babysit Jacob often and fill his head up with stories they thought he embellished  due to his own trauma and because they thought that Jacob was well enough to handle trashing and donating all of his dead grandpa’s stuff. 

Sure, they don't take the book from him but the fact Franklin can't even hide how pissed he is is shitty. 

That's not even considering this little tidbit here:

“My mother leaned toward me and in a tense whisper asked if I needed a drink of water, which was mom-speak for keep it together, people are staring.”

….

Do I even need to say anything?

The fact that Jacob thinks this probably means that his parents—or even just Maryann—have said this to him before. Frequently so, even. To the point where he's trying to escape the room, feeling like he might cry, and instead of thinking that his parents (or anyone in this family) might be able to potentially comfort him in this hard moment, this is what he's thinking. 

It's infuriating.

But not as infuriating as my last point for now!

3. Franklin sent his then fifteen year old son to deal with what he thought was his dementia ridden, war world 2 veteran father having a PTSD attack/episode. 

Franklin gets called when he's volunteering at a bird rescue in what is either early afternoon or night by his worried fifteen year old said who tells him that Abe called him ‘flipping out’. 

He asks if he's taken his pills today and Jacob tells him Abe wouldn't tell him. 

At this point, any reasonable adult would go and help their poor ailing father who may be having an episode or PTSD attack about the war, what happened to his family. The monsters. 

At this point, any reasonable adult would send their son home out of danger and call up a friend or sibling or in-law to go deal with the situation. 

What does Franklin do?

He sends his fifteen year old, who is at his job, to go check on Abe. Who again, Franklin thinks is having an episode. 

Now, even if there was a chance that Abe would still recognize Jacob and wouldn't be a danger to him, who would risk sending their son to check on an ailing relative by himself when there's every chance that when Jacob gets there he'll be having flashbacks to the horrors he witnessed. I mean, it's understandable if you or another adult is there and need help calming the man for you to maybe have your teenage son there. Especially if he may be caring for him one day out of choice.

But sending your fifteen year old there by himself to handle the situation when he probably won't know what to do and when he probably hasn't seen one before?

And doing that when you know that your dad was in a war and still has a sea of weapons hidden away behind lock and key (a key which you have) because you can't be half assed to tell the shelter your volunteering at that there's a family emergency?

Franklin literally sent Jacob into a traumatizing situation that could turn dangerous (for Abe or Jacob, if Abe didn't recognize his grandson) under the assumption that all of his paranoid dad's weapons are stored away. 

And what did Abe die with in his hand?

A box cutter. 

Which just proves that Abe had things lying around that he could use as a weapon if needed. Things he could improvise with. 

Just think for a moment about what could have wrong if Abe wasn't actually in danger from a wight but something he was actually imagining—a memory from his past. Imagine what could have happened to Jacob if Abe had mistaken him for a burglar or a wight or what Franklin thought he was imagining.

Jacob can't fight. 

It's dark. 

Things could easily go wrong.

And what would happen if they did?

Jacob would be hurt and traumatized or dead and Abe would likely be in a horrible place if he wasn't, all because Franklin didn't care enough about his dad to go check on him himself. Hell you can he didn't even care about Jacob enough here, because he didn't care about what Jacob could possibly see if he sent him to deal with his grandfather.

Like, not only is he being incredibly shitty to his son but to his own ailing father who was at the very least convinced he was in danger and who was actually in danger (for all Franklin knew his dad could have actually heard someone breaking in but he didn't even take the time to think about it). 

That's all I have time to write for today but there's several other things that they do that are pretty crappy where their son is involved that I will happily discuss.

Hope this doesn't disappoint, @kallmeweirdhprroe .