I Am Aroace And You Better Be Fucking Aware Of Me This Week

I am aroace and you better be fucking aware of me this week

I’m so normal about him I’m just so normal about this fictional character I’m soooooooooo normal I’m so normal I’m so normal I’m so normal I’m so normal I’m so normal I’m-

Heyyyyyyy

YOU hates terfs

WELCOME TO THE GLOCK LIST YOU’VE JUST BEEN GLOCKED💥🔫

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

Bitch-less on Valentine’s Day because I’m aroace

but I have a cat and I can smooch her forehead

I love the idea that cats view themselves as the perfect ambush predator that should be feared cause then it makes so much sense why being held like a baby is a punishment for them

like just the image of a cat being easily lifted in the air while it seethes with hatred thinking “no… NO THIS CANNOT BE YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME THE ALMIGHTY CAPRISUN HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN HOW COULD I HAVE FALLEN FROM GRACE LIKE THIS OH ITS HUMILIATING!!!!!”