*A Demon Materializes Next To Larissa*

*A demon materializes next to Larissa*

Larissa: Oh my god!

Demon: Hey, you're out of toilet paper.

Larissa: Y/N… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Y/N: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Larissa: …

Larissa: I wrote sanitize.

This is the only day you can reblog this

Got my Flu shot and Covid vax and am currently dying.

I thought I'd be fine and just chug water and take Ibuprofen, but I almost passed out at work lmao.

They let me go home tho so that's good

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I'LL HELP YOU RICKY

Can you help me with legos?