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fyrecatz
Bog Witch Assman

I like to do things. I'm a nerd. Help, I have too many hobbies!

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fyrecatz
1 year ago

hi friends

as we boycott in support of palestine, here is a little reminder of the companies that specifically supported israel in their crimes against palestine (taken from the al jazeera website)

Hi Friends

do as much as you are able to during the boycott, but if you need essentials or need to go to work to support yourself, that is okay! anything helps and boycotting these companies specifically is great because of their direct role in the violence against people in gaza

free palestine

fyrecatz
1 year ago

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
fyrecatz
1 year ago

lord sega is gonna come for my ass

two Sonic the Hedgehogs on either side on a pink and purple background, both holding up peace signs. text in the middle reads "FUCK ZIONISTS"
Sonic the Hedgehog on the right side holding a Palestine flag. text on left side reads "FREE PALESTINE"

edit: i tried adding alt text to the images i'm so sorry if it's bad

fyrecatz
1 year ago
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fyrecatz
1 year ago

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

fyrecatz
1 year ago

I'LL HELP YOU RICKY

Can You Help Me With Legos?

Can you help me with legos?

fyrecatz
1 year ago

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

fyrecatz
1 year ago

Dember

its fucking dember.

fyrecatz
1 year ago
This Is The Only Day You Can Reblog This

This is the only day you can reblog this

fyrecatz
1 year ago

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

fyrecatz
1 year ago

*A demon materializes next to Larissa*

Larissa: Oh my god!

Demon: Hey, you're out of toilet paper.

Larissa: Y/N… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Y/N: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Larissa: …

Larissa: I wrote sanitize.


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fyrecatz
1 year ago

don't use "ftm" it's outdated and offensive. it implies that the trans person was their agab, which we never were. i was always a boy, never a girl who became a boy.

i'm 35 years old. i've been IDing as trans or something similar to trans for nearly 20 years. i was probably calling myself FTM while you were playing tag during recess, anon.

i WAS a girl. i IDed as a girl early in my life. i recognized myself as a girl, called myself a girl, lived as a girl, and was a girl. who then IDed as a man. hence, F t M.

spend more time worrying about yourself instead of strangers on the internet, anon.

sorry not sorry if this comes off as needlessly hostile, but i've been getting a lot of shit from a lot of teenage trans kids about the language i use to describe my own goddamn experience, and i'm growing real fuckin weary of it.

i have elder trans friends who call themselves transsexuals and transvestites and trannies. are you going to seriously go to a 60-year-old trans person who survived the reagan years and tell her she's not allowed to use certain language to describe herself because it might offend the delicate sensibilities of some teenager on the internet?

do yourself a favor and log off, find some real-life trans people who are over the age of 20 or 25, and spend time talking to them instead of getting all holier-than-thou at random strangers on tumblr.

fyrecatz
1 year ago

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

fyrecatz
1 year ago

Forget cat cafés, cat pubs are the way to go, baby!

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fyrecatz
1 year ago

Got my Flu shot and Covid vax and am currently dying.

I thought I'd be fine and just chug water and take Ibuprofen, but I almost passed out at work lmao.

They let me go home tho so that's good


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fyrecatz
1 year ago

It always makes me laugh when someone is like, "I'm so short" and they're like, 5'3". Like, bitch, at least you hit five feet! I'm not even 4'11"


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fyrecatz
1 year ago
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1 year ago

i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)

fyrecatz
1 year ago

Y/N: *Grabs a shovel*

Larissa: Oh my god

Y/N: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Larissa: What did you do?!

Y/N: NOBODY DIED!

Larissa: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

fyrecatz
1 year ago
The Outbursts Of Everett True Was A Comic Strip That Ran In Papers From 1905 To 1927, Wherein The Aforementioned

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

fyrecatz
1 year ago
Congratulations!

congratulations!

fyrecatz
1 year ago

im tired of things costing money

fyrecatz
1 year ago

What did she say?!!


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fyrecatz
1 year ago

Sponsored by: The Gays ™️

Lesbians Are Coming Out, A Poster By See Red Womens Workshop, 1982

“lesbians are coming out”, a poster by see red women’s workshop, 1982