In Copenhagen, He Stood At The Traffic Light In The Pouring Rain, Looked Out The Driver's Side Window,

In Copenhagen, he stood at the traffic light in the pouring rain, looked out the driver's side window, and saw her. She had shoulder-length hair in a miniskirt and blouse, both completely wet like her hair. He looked at her uncurled leg and saw that she was sitting on a bicycle with her shoe in a small puddle.

After that, he never complained about the rain again. He always thought of her when it rained and he was at a traffic light.

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That reality sometimes influences the imagination is always an extraordinary phenomenon

True memories

Really well summarized:

The problem has emerged at some point “the perceived reality” or, worse, the alternative facts which are not facts or have anything to do with reality at all.

Only porn stars have to prove that they have a big cock the rest of the political society can just claim what they want without any restrictions based on ethical principles.

By the way, my cock is 30 cm long, which is the same for all French people. Not for women, but who knows. I only used the metric system to make the number appear larger. I'm not French either, but they have the quality of being good lovers. Which they don't have to prove. Smile

Stop lying to us

We can't stand this crap anymore, where are the demands on themselves with all these people. Journalists, politicians, media professionals and the rest, why study and do scientific work? A life without decency and morals, free of ethical principles such as truth is a great good, can easily be replaced by mindless bullshit with no outcome and for a lot of money.

Stop distorting reality, there is only one and it can be measured since man crawled out of the cave.

the first early man would have given the second early man hell if he had sent him 30 miles away to kill the non-existent mammoth. Where are your professional ethics or your claim to truth.

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One thing you can only notice is that the educationally disadvantaged classes have probably got a job.

Well, we always thought that education would protect us from false information and disinformation, but I guess we were wrong.

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We are atheists but this is our favorite song about the lord.

It has to be said that it doesn't specify exactly which lord is meant.

the one of the light or the other so we find the song even more awesome.

We often listen to the song under the image of the fallen angel and drink mass wine until the Lord touches us or the God of wine.

Just putting up the volume and dancing around the table with a glass of wine in your hand is a real spiritual experience. Well, we mean that seriously even as atheists. This is life, pure life!

The more rounds you dance and wine you drink with the song looped, the better it gets.

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We recommend a 2018 Masi Costasera Amarone - 3l double magnum in a wooden box to make sure that the tipple will be remembered in every respect.

Then a toast to the sweet lord in the name of the Roman god Bacchus and his brother the Greek god Dionysus.

To be honest, we manipulated the poll, the lord must have influenced us.

By the way, we are not Satanists. If you look at the history of mankind, the Satanists have really done less damage than other religious communities.

There are days when I just feel like I've been sucked dry.

Vampires simply know no self-control!

Lusy's last sentence could have been written in dracula.

Abraham „Bram“ Stoker more or less

In 1890, Stoker met the Hungarian professor Arminius Vámbéry, who told him about the legend of the Romanian prince Vlad III Drăculea (Dracula). From this character, Stoker developed the figure of the vampire Dracula. Stoker worked on this vampire novel for seven years until it was published on May 18, 1897.

John William Polidori, Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu and Bram Stoker can be regarded as the founding fathers of the modern vampire myth. While the former aroused general interest in the figure of the vampire, it was Bram Stoker who shaped the specific image of the vampire.

Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu (1814-1873), known as the author of classic ghost and vampire stories, especially “Carmilla”, the story of a lesbian vampire that inspired Bram Stoker's “Dracula”, among others, dispenses with all spookiness in “The Murdered Cousin” and - anticipating Alfred Hitchcock's technique of suspense - allows tension to arise solely from the announced horror, which is inevitably fulfilled step by step.

The Vampyre" is a short work of prose fiction written in 1819 by John William Polidori

Death has the same effect on people as it has had since time immemorial, but the cult of the dead in the form of tombs is now impoverished.

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Grave markers must have significance, otherwise all this nonsense was really in vain.

All of them can be cremated today and poured into low-cost urns.

If in doubt, they still have a sense of humor and put a wooden wagon on their urn grave.

It is sad that it is always only a statistical data conclusion with birth and death date plus first and last name.

A whole life lived and then only this! Sad..... in the truest sense of the word

On my grave is more to show that I had a life and a sense of humor.

How about the following grave inscriptions.

Don't look so stupid, I would also rather lie on the beach and watch the surfer.

Well, are there still fish in the sea?

You should tell a short story or write a poem that somehow embodies you on your gravestone.

A lifetime and at the end only the short credits like in the movie when someone died during filming. In memory names surnames.

Without me!

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I need a monolith that fits a lot on it plus a cast of my face.

As I said, I'm currently working on it, analog and digital. Smile

The phallus below would also be nice, quite steam punk decorative.

Then they're sure to like it too .

3,000 dollar tent for Cybertruck causes little enthusiasm

The Basecamp attachment looks completely different to the originally advertised design, and the ‘tent mode’ in the instructions doesn't even exist yet.

Our recommendation: sewing it yourself is cheaper.

Or...... old concept.

Why is the Cybertruck not authorised in Germany?

According to a TÜV expert, Tesla's Cybertruck would not be authorised in Germany. Occupants are therefore not safe in the electric pick-up - ‘even airbags won't help’

Why does the Cybertruck rust?

Causes of rust formation on the Cybertruck

One theory is that so-called ‘rail dust’, metallic particles that get onto the vehicle during transport by train and later start to rust, could be responsible for the rust spots.

Yes, of course my Audi also came by train, but this rail-dust probably doesn't exist here as it's complete rubbish.

Please investigate scientifically why other car manufacturers have totally solved the problem.

Since mid-April, Greek ferries no longer take electric cars with a battery that is too full. That must be because of the weight, right?

Question: Belongs to Elon Musk - letter X can only be used for a fee?

The Financial Times has reported that @xAI is seeking investment of up to $6bn at a valuation of $20bn. Note: Elon has basically denied the numerous recent reports that xAI is raising money.

Tesla the inventor was a genius, the Tesla brand is just the toy of a hasardeur with a maker myth.

Everything he does is as sustainable as trying to put out a big fire with a bucket.

It's all about generating money, that's ok, but he's not the man for a new utopia. He's just the man who can make money from the future.

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When a man's ego is so big that everyone gives him money because he makes even more money out of it. It's probably just greed.... At some point, he does charity work to improve his image. So this is a mafia boss taking care of the children of the lawyer he killed. A complete joke. I love it when they think they are benefactors of mankind, first driving up grain prices on the commodity exchange and making fat money. While the world food organisation can't help people because of the high costs. But then they open a poor kitchen in Chicago. The example can be applied to anything and is called exploitation.