Reblog If You Are A NERD Who Loves DRAGONS

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

I MEAN…

Who

Doesnt

like dragons?

They can be loyal

or they can be firce

How can you not love dragons?

They are like huge cats

I would pay anything to have that boy to rip hot, rank farts in my face and dick him down afterward

Can we have an appreciation day for TjBiggz ass

Overpowered

You two got into it very quick. "I love this bed. It's so big and the sheets are so clean..." Joel then glared right at you and finished his sentence, "can't wait to ruin it," he ripped a large fart with an evil smile on his face. His fart smelled like rotten eggs and it left a mark in his shorts. "Ooooh, that stank!" He yelled while laughing. He jumped on the bed and said, "You want this ass and farts? Then prove it," he rolled onto his back and lifted his legs up. The stain was very obvious in his gray cargo shorts. It seemed his ass was going to rip them. It was so fat and bulging that it seemed to jump out at you. "What? Does this ass scare you?" Joel asked in his gruff voice groping his cheeks. Joel had just turned 18, but that didn't stop his voice from sounding so sexy and attractive.

You remained still in awe of this wonderful man. "Okay, you're starting to piss me off!" He reached and grabbed your hair and pulled you into his ass. "Sniff it bitch!" He yelled and ripped an enormous, hissing fart right into your nose that burned your nostril hairs. It didn't even seem like it smelled, it just burned. "How do you like that? Huh?" He yelled while shoving your face deeper into his ass, ripping another long, hissing fart. "I love it! I want more," you said in between breaths. "Well get ready then! RAAAAAAAAHHH!!" Joel didn't fart. He sharted. So much diarrhea filled his shorts. "Aww, shit. That burns bad. I knew I shouldn't have had that leftover milk..." he was grunting in pain. "... frijoles... and...," He was panting hard, "Tacos!" He screamed. And a ton of gas and diarrhea left his ass. It ripped through his shorts and landed in your face. Most of it was already dripping so you turned over and he was flooding your face.

It was a beautiful sight. A helpless face under a gassy, dominant man. The man's ass squirting out far, shooting diarrhea all over submissive's body and sheets. The silky, white sheets of the bed were now permanantly stained with the watery shit of a hot, Hispanic man. It seemed never ending. The diarrhea now hitting the wall with the sound of thunder trailing behind it.

You began to suck on the hole aggressively, and pulled Joel lower on the bed. "Wow, you really do like this ass. Able to move me; a six foot two man with a pudgy body," he said admiring you. "Yeah! You like that shit don't you," Joel said while grinding his ass onto your face.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRPLPLPLOLPOPLOLPOLPOLPLOPLOLLLOPLOP!!! Joel had his biggest fart of the night. Although, he was confused on why you had stopped eating his ass out. He looked down and you had passed out from the gas. Joel knew he couldn't let a slave like you go to waste, so he put you into the bed and laid down next to you. But he did had some gas left so he just decided to sleep with the sheets over your head and his ass in your face.

Later you woke up and looked into his ass. It was disgusting. You could see the dry diarrhea still on his ass cheeks, and clinging onto his butt hairs. It smelled like something had died and you still wanted a bite out of his hot, smelly, and extra huge cake. You went in for a lick and a ginormous fart comes out of his ass. You were still dumbfounded on how his ass can produce these huge blasts, even in his sleep. You really wanted to eat him out now.

You placed your mouth in between his cheeks and began to lick Joel's hole. His hole was tight and it felt like you wouldn't even to be able to fit a finger in until he farted. His opened up wide like it was a black hole, and a large fart flew out of Joel's ass. The raw sewage smell sent you into a frenzy. You kept eating and smelling his ass, going deeper and deeper into his crack.

José's Party

"Hey, u ready 4 my party 2night? Its at my house," José texted me. I was in complete in shock that someone as cool as José would invite to a party. At his house too! José was one of the best people in the world! He was nice and generous, along with kind and loving. He had a huge future ahead of him and rich parents that spoil him, but he is still humble and thoughtful of other people. Not to mention he had the biggest ass in the world and all I want is for him to just sit down on my face and let it rip! He was my total crush, but he had a girlfriend(stupid Vanessa) and was a senior! He would never date me; a boy; a freshman. "Uh, sure. I'm coming," I replied back to him with. Did I really just say "uh," in a text? I'm absolutely hopeless. "Great! C u there. ;)," José said back. Wait, he went a winky face! What does it mean though? Does he like me? Was he hoping I would say yes?

"Dinner's ready!" My mom yelled. "Coming!" I yelled back. There is no way she's going to let me go to a party, I'm going to have to sneak out.

Later that night, I said good night to my mom and snuck out my window. I put a bunch of pillows as a decoy, just in case she comes to check up on me. It also was a hassle getting down the roof outside my window, because I had to carry my swimsuit for the pool I knew José had.

I walked over to his house, since he just lived up the mountain. Usually you could hear everything from the top of its peak and the entire town would be able to hear it. As I made my way up the mountain I heard music and people screaming and shouting, along with loud splashes. I soon turned the corner to the front of José's house and the utter chaos of this party.

As I walked up the driveway I texted José asking where he was. "I'm in the back," he texted me. So I made my way to his backyard and I could already people were judging me, and looking down at me (literally). I could tell right away that I didn't belong.

As I made my way into the backyard, I heard someone call me, "Hey, over here!" I turned my head and saw José in the hot tub with Vanessa, another two girls and a guy. "Come on over," he yelled and I went over to him and the gang. "Guys, this is my freshmen friend," they all waved with smiles (except for Vanessa) and said "Hi." I waved back and smiled, being polite to everyone. "Hey, this is, Becky, Grace, and Benjamin," he paused and Vanessa gave him a nasty look. "And my girlfriend, Vanessa that you should already know." Actually we haven't formally met, José only had talked about each other to the both of us. "Nice to finally meet you, Vanessa," I said as she glared at José. It was very awkward as there was no conversation and it was just listening to the mayhem happening around us. "Hey, you can join us if you want to," José said breaking the silence. I said sure and left to go change. When I got back and sat down in the hot tub we all began to talk and laugh. It turns out that the group really got along with each other. The only problem is that Vanessa didn't talk at all, and rather just stared at José with a deep hatred in her eyes.

But that changes when Benjamin ripped a fart with bubbles coming up. "Ewww," Most of us yelled out in digust, except for José who was laughing. "Stop It José, it's not funny," Vanessa finally said. "So, she does speak," I replied with, but ended up with Vanessa death staring at me. "Oh, come on Ness. You know your boyfriend can rip louder ones," Benjamin spoke out against Vanessa. I had got an idea. "I highly doubt that," I said. "He doesn't strike me as a gassy dude," I finished. Everyone looked at me as if I was crazy. "Is that a challenge?" José asked me. "Yes," I replied with. "Oh no, we're doomed," Benjamin said. I laughed while the others quaked in fear as José scrunched up his face. Some time went by and nothing happened, so we all relaxed until a ton of bubbles came up around José. The smell was horrendous and it chased us all out of the jacuzzi and grabbing our towels because we were cold. Well I grabbed mine to hide my boner from sight.

After that we all changed into our clothes with Grace and Benjamin leaving. "Hey lets all go up into the peak," José suggested. We all agreed, but Vanessa was still not having it. After we made our way up to the peak, José's stomach was hurting and he said everyone to get in front of him. We all knew why, so we did. As we got to the top of the mountain José asked how many people we think he could wake up from here. We all said he that he couldn't and we found out why his stomach was growling so much. He ran over to the tip of the cliff and ripped an ungodly fart that sounded like an explosion. We were all mutually disgusted. "That's it José! We need to talk alone," Vanessa screamed out.

With that Grace and I went down the mountain, but we could still hear Vanessa arguing with José. "First it was this party, where I just wanted it to be simply the two of us. Then, you invite a freshmen over, because you two are 'just friends'. And I already told you that this fart fetish thing is just way too far. That's it we are through!" Grace and I were in complete shock at that last statement and agreed that we will never talk about it.

"Yeah, I have to go. See you later," Grace said as she crossed the street down to her house. And than it was just me. My own lonely self walking down a mountain at 1:30 am in the morning. "Hey! Wait!" A voice yelled from up the street. It was José. "I'm sorry that you heard all that. Vanessa can be a little much," he was obviously depressed and was about losing Vanessa. But I really needed to know about the fetish. "So, is it true. Your... fart thing," I carefully asked him. "Um... yeah I guess so," he began, "I enjoy farting on people, it turns me on... so... yeah?" José finished. I stopped and looked back up the mountain. "Hey, I know a way I can cheer you up," I said to seductively and nudged him back up the mountain. I smacked his ass and he was pleased with it and we ran up the mountain. I had to stop a few times because José's stomach was hurting, but that just made me even more excited.

We broke into his house and ran upstairs as quickly as we could. And as soon as we got into his bed, he pulled down his pants and sat down on me with all his force, bare ass. It was hairless but was a dark brown from his shits. "Get ready!" José yelled as his stomach gurgled. I felt his cheeks clench around my face and BBBBBBBRRRRRRHHHTTTT a monstrous fart left his ass and went into my mouth. "Aw, fuck yeah!" José yelled out. He was moaning and laughing loudly. "Vanessa would have never let me to this!" PPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTT. I was ready to cum without him touching my dick at all! "Oh, I see you need some relief," José said as he took off my pants. He began sucking my dick and kept fart in my face, causing me to shoot my load into his mouth. BBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPTTTTTTTTT José ripped a large airy fart in my face that lasted for about 15 seconds and smelled as if he was about to crap himself. This made me shoot my second load. "Hey, are you okay with shit?" He asked me. I gave him a thumbs up and BBBBBRRRRRRPPLPLTTTTTT a smooth brown turd came out with a ginormous fart.

We soon became to tired to carry on, and I had to leave him. José was passed out on the bed, but it still didn't stop him from farting. How farts sounded different when he slept. They used to have a high pitch and sputtered a lot, but now they sound like deep rolls of thunder with a sloppy/wet sound at the end. I decided to take a few whiffs before I left.

As I inhaled his last fart, I got up and walked home. It was still dark and I wasn't sure if I still had shit on my face. I had to get in through the front door using the spare key on the front porch. I went into the bathroom and washed my face and went to bed. I fell asleep immediately and that completed the best day of my life.

What I would give just to be able to eat this man out