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reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

I MEAN…

Who

Doesnt

like dragons?

They can be loyal

or they can be firce

How can you not love dragons?

They are like huge cats

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Omg. New favorite tumblr. I just want to suck the farts from outside those jeans. And for him to leave those pants permanently stained brown

Whoever this guy is, just please sit on my face. I want to eat that dirty, swampy ass right now and I'll become your diaper. You would never have to sit down to shit because I will be right there strapped into that ass for a millennia. I can already hear and feel the mighty farts coming out of that sexy ass and the whole world just shaking from the magnitude of the methane and sulfur leaving this man's huge ass. Just...

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What I would give just to be able to eat this man out

Can we have an appreciation day for TjBiggz ass

Smell of meeting the parents

I feel both completely embarrassed and extremely comfortable at the moment. I’m in my high school girlfriend’s parent’s house, sitting in a lazy boy, and only wearing a fluffy robe that’s a few sizes too big for me. Today I was going to take Kira, my girlfriend, to Dave & Buster’s for our date, but my car died on me a block from her house and it was raining. I was soaking wet when I reached her house; she took me in and gave me a robe to wear while she tossed my wet clothes into the dryer. After that she and Davis, one of her two adoptive fathers and a mechanic, went to tow my car into their garage. He said he’d have it fixed and us on our way within the hour. Kira tells me that they’ll be back soon and that her other dad, Hank, is down stairs working out and he knows I’m here.  That worries me. I’ve been dating Kira for a month and I have yet to meet Hank. All I know is he’s a huge bodybuilder, with multiple endorsements, and is very protective of his little girl. Kira gives me a kiss and then they’re gone. And that’s how I find myself here.

Since I came in, I heard the continuous clanking of heavy weight lifting coming from the basement. It soon comes to a stop and I hear heavy footsteps traveling up the stairs. A door across the room opens up and I press myself back into the chair. I watch as the most muscular man I’ve ever seen steps into the room. This must be Kira’s other father, Hank. His skin is sheen with sweat, and the only thing he’s wearing is a small, black pair of compression shorts. My eyes widen as starts walking towards me and his gray eyes are focused on me. He stops in front of me and I get a whiff of his strong and sweaty musk.

“H-Hello sir, I-I’m Kira’s boyfriend K-Kyle” I stutter. He jumps straight to the point, “What are your intentions with my daughter?” I don’t feel too bad as I lie to the guys face, “I have nothing but the best intentions for your daughter. Tonight I’m taking her out to eat and after we might catch a movie. W-We haven’t even kissed yet.” In reality we’ve had multiple intense make-out sessions and tonight we’re going all the way. Hank looks a bit friendlier and offers me his big hand for a shake. I grin and shake it, but I wince as his light grasp on my hand turns into a vice grip. He’s now sneering down at me.

“You know what, you little punk? You’re so full of shit. You’ve earned this for lying to my face” He tosses his leg over our grasped hands, and turns around, pointing his big muscular ass at me. He tugs on my arm, pulling me of my chair and onto my knees, and my face meets his sweaty, shorts covered ass with a wet smack. I let out a surprised cry from the action, but my voice his muffled by his big ass. Sadly my mouth is open when…

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I’m stunned as he rips 3, 4 second farts into my nose and open mouth. The taste and smell of rotten eggs and garlic overloads my senses. I try to struggle and get away but the guy keeps a strong grasp on my arm and I can’t pull back. I hear the guy laugh.

“You’re going nowhere you piece of shit. And speaking of shit… UGH!”  I hear the guy grunt.

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I thrash with little success as 2 more of his noxious farts wreak havoc on my sense of smell. My muscular tormentor sighs in relief.

“Ah I hope that fart smelt as good for you as it did for me releasing it. But I don’t think you’ve gotten to smell the full brunt of my farts. I can fix that”

My huge tormentor lets go of my hand but I wince as he immediately and harshly grabs a handful of my hair. He roughly pulls my head away from his ass, and everything is kind of blurry from the tears. His farts and the sweat from his shorts are really burning my eyes. But I can make out him reaching back with his other hand and grasping the waistband of his compression shorts. He pulls the sweaty material down to his ankles, revealing his big and hard, muscle ass drenched in sweat. My tormentor’s next three words, makes me whimper.

“In you go” He roughly shoves my head into his ass, and my face sinks in between his big and sweaty ass cheeks. I hear him grunt and…

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2 wet sounding farts are fired out of his asshole and into my nostrils, only a few inches away. I start coughing as the eggy stench fills my lungs. I wiggle and try to get away but his strong grip is keeping me there, and I can hear him laughing.

“Ha-ha I’m starting to like you kid; I think I’ll start inviting you over for my own personal use. Usually my family exiles me from the house when I need to rip one of my notorious protein shake farts. But with you here I can rip them all I want and you’re the only one who’ll have to suffer. I hate to break my little girl’s heart, but I think you and my butt are a match made in heaven ha-ha. UGH!”  

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My tormentor rips three monster farts back to back, with my face still forced in between his big and sweaty ass cheeks. In a desperate struggle to get free, I smack his hard ass cheek and that turns out to be a big mistake. He pulls me out of his ass and glares down at my face covered in his butt sweat.

“You want to play rough with me kid? Then let’s play rough” he growls down at me and a feeling of dread washes over me.

I find myself thrown onto the ground with this muscle-bound titan falling on top of me. He manhandles me, as we’re both on the floor. I wind up trapped in his reverse head-scissor hold, with my face inches from his hard and sweaty ass.

“You nice and comfy down there kid?” He asks as he flexes his muscular thighs, making me wheeze, “Great to hear buddy. Now let’s get back to business”   He flexes his quads around my neck again and grunts. When he relaxes his hold I take a deep breath and at the same time…

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He rips a 30 second, mammoth of a fart in my face. The putrid smell is almost unbearable. I’m so busy coughing and gagging on his butt fumes, that I fail to realized that he has repositioned us, at least till I catch my breath. He’s now laying on his stomach, as am I, but I’m lying between his legs, and my face is in between his ass cheeks. And I feel his big and heavy paw on the back of my head.

“Oh man that was a big one, wasn’t it little buddy. Let’s see if I can top it. I’m sure we got a few more minutes before my husband and daughter, are finished with your car”

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He rips 2 short but loud farts in my face. I grimace at the powerful odor streaming up my nostrils. My muscular tormentor pulls me out of his ass and I take big gasps of fresh air. I then notice he’s looking back, over his shoulder, at me with a sneer.

“P-Please sir let me go. I promise from n-now on I’m going to treat your d-daughter like a p-princess” I stumble over my words as I try to say anything that will appease this overprotective and  gassy, bodybuilding father.

The sadistic bodybuilder feigns a sadden face, “Why would I let you go and stop this now? I can feel that my next fart is going to be one of the biggest of the night. And besides, you should be thanking me. With all these farts I’ve been feeding you, you’ll only need to buy my daughter’s meal since you’ll be full. Speaking of which I think it’s time for dessert. And what’s better than a face full of thick cake. And…”

He presses his hand on the back of my head and my face sinks back in between his sweaty, bulbous ass cheeks. The last thing I see is his devious smirk as everything goes dark.

“In you go. Ugh!” I hear him grunting again and a gurgling sound coming from his bowels.

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A 2 and a half minute fart roars out of his ass, bombarding my face. The fart blasts into my open mouth, ballooning my cheeks and echoing down my throat. The stench of rotten eggs and musk is overwhelming. On the 2 minute mark, things start to go fuzzy and my eyes roll back into my head. And I’m out like a light.

I wake up with a start as my face is splashed with a liquid. I’m still on the floor, on my back, looking up at my muscular tormentor. He’s standing over me, in just a towel, and he’s wrenching his sweaty compression shorts over my face. Another sheet of sweat rains on my face as he twists his sweaty shorts again. I spit and cough as a mouthful of sweat lands into my open mouth. As I sputter, he reaches down and pulls me up by the collar of my robe. He tosses me back into the lazy boy and lets his towel drop to the floor. I look away but for an instant I get an eye full of his big cock and bull balls. I hear my muscled tormentor nearing in on me.

“I think they’ll be back soon, so I want to make one thing clear. Tonight, whatever you do to my baby girl, I’m going to do to you. And since I’m pretty sure you’re going to kiss her tonight, pucker up buttercup” he says with a sinister chuckle.

Before I can make a move, I feel his big mit on the back of my head. He turns my head and I come face to face with his huge ass. He slams my face against his hard ass, lifts his leg slightly, and… pppssss

I hear nothing but a horrendous smell hits my nose and I realize he just ripped a sbd fart onto my face. The smell is far worse than any of the other ones I’ve smelt today. He let’s go of my head, and I fall back into the chair gagging and retching. Kira’s twisted, bodybuilding dad, walks away naked and laughing. He throws the towel he was using to cover up, at my face and tells me to clean myself up. I do, even though the towel reeks of his sweaty musk. And I see my dried clothes on an end table nearby.

I get dressed and not a moment too soon. Kira and her sane father enter the room. They both grimace at the smell but they don’t comment on it. I guess they’re used to it. Kira hugs me and says, “Sorry about leaving you alone with my father, but my parents are getting me a car next month and I never miss a chance to learn about car maintenance from my dad.”

Five minutes later, we’re driving off and Kira’s sane dad is waving goodbye to us from their front door. As we drive down the street, her other father’s words echo through my head and send a shiver down my spine. ‘Whatever you do to my baby girl, I’m going to do to you’

DAVIS’ P.O.V

I close the door as the kids drive out of view. I turn around and glare at my husband Hank, as he comes down the stairs in only a pair of tight grey underwear. He wears an innocent expression but I’m not buying it. I shake my head and sigh as he comes towards me.

“I smelt your farts in the room and that kid looked terrified every time your gaze fell on him. Do all of our daughter’s boyfriends have to endure your fart torture?” I sarcastically ask as I walk past him.

I don’t get too far before I feel his strong arms wrapping around my waist and pulling my back into his ripped abdomen. He walks backwards until he falls into the chair and I fall into his lap. He reaches down and grabs my bulge making me moan. With a rumble in his voice he asks, “Are you sure you’re mad at me for farting on that kid, or are you jealous of him? If you’re jealous, there’s no need to be” he says as he grinds his crotch into my ass, “With our daughter gone, I’ve reserved you some private time in my swamp crotch and then in my swamp ass. Afterward I’ll be treating you to a nice Dutch oven. And finally I’ll take you up to the bedroom and fuck you until you pass out. What do you say to that babe?” He asks me as he slowly grinds against my ass one last time.

I say nothing. I instead slide onto my knees and bury my nose into his crotch. I take a deep breath enveloping myself in his sweaty, manly musk. Hank moans over me and says, “Yeah, that’s it, breathe in that scent. This big fella is going to have you limping tomorrow morning” He says cockily as he pushes my face into his crotch. I take in a few more deep breaths of his swamp crotch, as his cock hardens while pressed against the side of my face. Hank soon pulls me away from his crotch.

“Enough of that, time for you to get into my swamp ass. I just need to get it ready for you” He lifts his ass off the chair and pulls his underwear down. He’s now bare-ass in all his muscular glory, “In you go” he says as he shoves my face into his taint with a wet splat. His potent and foul aroma immediately hits me. Hank then gets my attention as he says, “Lets kick this up a notch and keep you in my swamp ass, as I turn this in to a Dutch oven” He grabs a quilt off the arm of a couch nearby. He throws it over his lower half and me, with my nose in his taint. He wraps his muscular quads around my head and says, “I hope you can handle this babe”

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“Ah that felt good”

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“Have some of that”

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“That’s it babe, breathe in the stink of your man”

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“Oh you enjoyed that butt bomb? Well have another”

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“mmmm I love the sound of you gagging on my butt fumes”

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Hank’s ripping one fart after another and I’m huffing it all up. I’m sniffing the full brunt of it as my nose is buried in his swamp ass. And in this Dutch oven, under the quilt, the stench isn’t dissipating anytime soon. He’s become a farting machine with the amount of gas he’s releasing. And with every fart he rips, the air around me becomes more and more toxic. It’s a labor just to breathe and I’m starting to see black spots. I hear a gurgling sound coming from Hank’s stomach, and him groaning.

“Uh-oh babe I feel the mother of all farts coming. You better brace yourself for this one… UGH!”

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Hank blasts my face with a 3 minute long fart. If his thighs weren’t squeezing my head, I think his fart would blow me across the room. It’s like my face is trapped in a never ending hurricane of methane. As his fart comes to a sputtering end so does my conscious state.

I come to a few moments later, to an upside view of Hank’s muscular, big, bare ass, as he walks up the steps with me thrown over his shoulder.

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With every step he takes he rips a small poot in my face. I let out a groan making Hank laugh.

“Ha-ha I was hoping one of my mini-farts would wake you up. I still have one more promise to keep, but no worries. Me and Hank Jr here, are going to put you right back to sleep ha-ha” he tells me in an arrogant tone.

We enter the bedroom and Hank successfully knocks me out with another body part. What a man.

Could you imagine how much Alam Wernik farts throughout the day. I would just love for him to sit on my face and stay there for the entire day. Also shaved holes have sloppier farts so he must have loud gas.

I would pay anything to have that boy to rip hot, rank farts in my face and dick him down afterward

Overpowered

You two got into it very quick. "I love this bed. It's so big and the sheets are so clean..." Joel then glared right at you and finished his sentence, "can't wait to ruin it," he ripped a large fart with an evil smile on his face. His fart smelled like rotten eggs and it left a mark in his shorts. "Ooooh, that stank!" He yelled while laughing. He jumped on the bed and said, "You want this ass and farts? Then prove it," he rolled onto his back and lifted his legs up. The stain was very obvious in his gray cargo shorts. It seemed his ass was going to rip them. It was so fat and bulging that it seemed to jump out at you. "What? Does this ass scare you?" Joel asked in his gruff voice groping his cheeks. Joel had just turned 18, but that didn't stop his voice from sounding so sexy and attractive.

You remained still in awe of this wonderful man. "Okay, you're starting to piss me off!" He reached and grabbed your hair and pulled you into his ass. "Sniff it bitch!" He yelled and ripped an enormous, hissing fart right into your nose that burned your nostril hairs. It didn't even seem like it smelled, it just burned. "How do you like that? Huh?" He yelled while shoving your face deeper into his ass, ripping another long, hissing fart. "I love it! I want more," you said in between breaths. "Well get ready then! RAAAAAAAAHHH!!" Joel didn't fart. He sharted. So much diarrhea filled his shorts. "Aww, shit. That burns bad. I knew I shouldn't have had that leftover milk..." he was grunting in pain. "... frijoles... and...," He was panting hard, "Tacos!" He screamed. And a ton of gas and diarrhea left his ass. It ripped through his shorts and landed in your face. Most of it was already dripping so you turned over and he was flooding your face.

It was a beautiful sight. A helpless face under a gassy, dominant man. The man's ass squirting out far, shooting diarrhea all over submissive's body and sheets. The silky, white sheets of the bed were now permanantly stained with the watery shit of a hot, Hispanic man. It seemed never ending. The diarrhea now hitting the wall with the sound of thunder trailing behind it.

You began to suck on the hole aggressively, and pulled Joel lower on the bed. "Wow, you really do like this ass. Able to move me; a six foot two man with a pudgy body," he said admiring you. "Yeah! You like that shit don't you," Joel said while grinding his ass onto your face.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRPLPLPLOLPOPLOLPOLPOLPLOPLOLLLOPLOP!!! Joel had his biggest fart of the night. Although, he was confused on why you had stopped eating his ass out. He looked down and you had passed out from the gas. Joel knew he couldn't let a slave like you go to waste, so he put you into the bed and laid down next to you. But he did had some gas left so he just decided to sleep with the sheets over your head and his ass in your face.

Later you woke up and looked into his ass. It was disgusting. You could see the dry diarrhea still on his ass cheeks, and clinging onto his butt hairs. It smelled like something had died and you still wanted a bite out of his hot, smelly, and extra huge cake. You went in for a lick and a ginormous fart comes out of his ass. You were still dumbfounded on how his ass can produce these huge blasts, even in his sleep. You really wanted to eat him out now.

You placed your mouth in between his cheeks and began to lick Joel's hole. His hole was tight and it felt like you wouldn't even to be able to fit a finger in until he farted. His opened up wide like it was a black hole, and a large fart flew out of Joel's ass. The raw sewage smell sent you into a frenzy. You kept eating and smelling his ass, going deeper and deeper into his crack.

Ryan's thick ass just beckoned you, and you always wanted to answer the call, but the chance never came. It just sat there. Waiting for you to come penetrate it and sniff all its farts. Whenever you thought about it, your dick rose. All you wanted was to cum inside him and smell all his gas. You want him to moan and fart so loud the whole world hears it. You wanted the world to know that you fucked him. That's all you want in life and you know nothing will stand in the way.

The opportunity came when you visited his home state on a business trip. You were in a big city and you knew he lived more out in the country. So, you took every chance to go out and find him. You also kept track of his instagram and snapchat just in case he said where he was. Days went by until you finally found him. He was shopping for groceries and you finally laid your eyes on his magnificent ass in real life. It was ginormous. Seemed even bigger than the photos and you were ready to pounce. But blindly going at him in public isn't smart, so what you decided to do was play safe now, but get him later. He was shopping for sugary snacks as you snuck up behind him, pretending to be getting some too. But you were standing right behind him when he squatted and farted. It was loud and wet and gave you a boner immediately. It smelled like shit and he probably did since there was now a noticable lump in his jean shorts. "Damn it! Not again!" Ryan yelled angrily. He stood up and looked around to see you. "Oh my God! I'm sorry," he said all red and embarrassed. "For what? That was great!" You replied. He was shocked and looked down to see your ginormous boner and licked his lips. "You need someone to help you clean up that mess?" You asked while grabbing his huge ass. Your hands were below his underwear and you could feel his turd. It was slimy and gooey and his soft cheeks felt great. He gave you a smirk and said, "Yeah and the ones I'll make later."

With that you could no longer wait. You licked your fingers clean, and bought his groceries for him, mostly because there would be less judgement for someone who has a boner rather than someone who pooped themselves. Outside you gave him your number and you guys decided you'd meet up in your huge hotel room. It was all white and you loved the idea that you guys would get it all dirty.

You cleaned the room to be as clean as it could possibly be. The white was radiant and beautiful. The purest white you had ever seen and you were cover it with your future husband's shit and ass.

You told Ryan to come on an empty stomach, so you could feed him chili. The chili was your own recipe to make anyone a farting machine. Filled to the brim with beans, onions, red peppers, etc. If this chili makes Ryan kill you with his farts and poop, then this was the best death you could ask for.

Soon you heard knocking at the door and you opened it to Ryan. He was sweaty and leaning against the door frame with his eyes closed shut. "Oh! Hey, Ryan your here early," You greeted him. His eyes shot open and he yelled, "I'm going blow and nuke everyone in this hotel, get into my ass!!!" He turned around and took off his shorts and underwear. He fell back onto me and closed the door. I was completely submerged into his ass and his messy hole. I heard him scream in pain and it happened.

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An hour long fart shot of his ass and into my face. It was rank, but it changed in smells as it went on. First it was eggy, next it was cheesy, then it smelled like sewage and hot garbage, and finished with a mix of sweat, shit, and his own B.O. I was in complete heaven and I was cumming throughout the entire hour. When it finished he lifted his ass and it made a squishy sound. "Thanks for enduring all of that," he told me and helped me stand up. My legs were jelly and I fell over multiple times. Each time Ryan taking advantage and using his butt as my cushion and every time putting my face in between his cheeks and farting.

Wow, this guy will never run out of gas. "You can eat the chili in the counter if you want to," I said while lying on the floor. Ryan looked at it and dragged me along with my face in his crack. He grabbed the chili and began eating. "Oh, hell yeah!! Eat my ass!!!" He moaned loudly. BBBBRRRRTTTT!!! He ripped another large fart and continued eating. He was blowing both threw the bowls he ate and farts he gave. I loved to watch his hole flap open and close. "Know something," he said in between mouth-fulls, "I got very lucky when it came to genetics. I got this fat ass and something very rare. My digestive track turns my food into gas pretty..." he grunted and pushed out a heavy fart, "quick," he finished. "So you're basically the perfect man for me?" You said, dazed from the gas. Ryan stopped eating and it became extremely quiet except for the grumbling of his stomach. "Only sexual-wise," he said. It tone was depressed and he put the bowl full of chili down. It felt like hours. You decided to continue eating his ass until Ryan spoke.

"Lets just get this over with," Ryan said blatantly and let go of me. When I got up he asked, "where's the bed?" He didn't even make eye contact. We made our way to the bedroon and I showed him the bed and he just crawled in. "Come on. Get in," he said bored with his ass in the air. I dove in and ate him out but it didn't feel so good knowing he wasn't into it. I asked him to fart but he didn't respond. Instead he moved down and rubbed his ass against my dick. I understood what he meant and began to pound him in hoping this would cheer him up, but all I got at most was a few moans here and there. After I came (for the twentieth time today) I laid beside him.

"I got to go," Ryan finally said getting up and putting on his underwear. "But why," I asked. "Nothing," he told me. "That means there is something," I concluded, "What was it? Was it something I did or said? Am I not long enough for you?" I questioned him. "Know something! Yeah it was something you said! 'So you're the perfect man for me?' Are you serious! I'm a person not a peice of meat! You didn't even know me except for that I had a big ass and nasty farts!" Ryan scolded and threw a pillow at me. I felt ashamed and embarrassed, because it was true. I planned to have an entire life with him, but I barely knew him. I was so blinded by my lust for him that I didn't think straight and rationally about this. I slapped my for forehead in disbelief and Ryan could tell he was right. "I knew it. You guys are all the same," He said disappointed. "No! I'm not!" I yelled standing on the bed. "We can get to know each other now! I like to cook and eat food, go cycling, and to dance in clubs!" You spatted out. You were in such a panic you weren't even sure if that was true or not. "Oh my gosh, now I love you forever!" He said sarcastically. He had put his shirt and underwear on. "Is there anything I can say to make you stay?" I asked. "No, there isn't!" Ryan responded with, struggling to put his pants on. "Please, at least one more fart," I pleaded. It was then Ryan's gut started to gurgle. His entire stomach as been inflated, and it looks as if he is about to pop. "I think something bad is going to happen," I said scared. Ryan then looked up at me and said, "Tell you what. I'll give you a chance and date you for a little bit if you can handle this fart. It's going to be my biggest one in life and is going to stink. It might last hours, or days, or even weeks," I looked at his ass and told him, "Get that ass onto my face," Ryan took off his pants and underwear and sat down on my face. And he let it rip.

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1 entire week inside Ryan's ass. It was dark and humid in there with the absolute rotten smells that would come out of his ass. It felt as if the world was shaking from his fart. How I survived was incredible. I didn't get dehydrated because of Ryan's fart being so wet at some points I was able lick up all the moisture and not to mention I devoured his turds. My boner was so hard it felt as if was going to fall off. I was also dragged around on my knees, stuck inside Ryan's ass. Ryan tried to work out with me in his ass, but that didn't work, and since he kept eating, the fart went on for far longer than it should have. But not complaining about that for sure.

When it was over Ryan didn't get up. "I know you want to stay in there, so I'll give you a choice. Either you stay in my ass forever and we live happily ever after, or we just part ways and we don't talk ever again," He lifted my head out of his ass. It felt so weird to see light and smell fresh air again. I looked at him and saw a bowl of chili in his hand. I looked down at his stomach and it looked bigger than when the fart started. I smiled at him and he smiled back at me. "I'll stay with you forever," I said excitedly. "Then French kiss my ass like you mean it," he told me. I went back in and I felt his hole and stomach shake from the pent up gas he had inside him and I kissed his hole. With that his hole pulsed and the whole same week, started right back up again.

And it happened again, and again, and again, and again.

Reblog if you want a boyfriend with a fart fetish!

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Mason's farts

You looked at him, with a desire in your eyes. You started at his face, then your eyes followed down to his torso, and lastly you ended at his nice round ass. His name was Mason, your cute, handsome, and muscular friend. You guys were teammates on the basketball team, and you were currently in the locker room. Mason was close with the rest of the team, but you were shy and more reserved to yourself. Truth be told, you weren’t close with the rest of the team because you were gay, and shared no common interest with them. Nobody on the team knows your secret, except for Mason. When he walked in on you watching gay porn last summer all he said was, “Dude I don’t care, in fact I’ll still give you same fart treatment I give everyone else!”. Mason’s “fart treatment” was him bending his ass in your face, while you’re sitting down, and letting a nice one rip. This worked out great, because the secret Mason still doesn’t know about you, is that you have a raging fart fetish. Every time Mason farts in your face you have to hide your gigantic boner, because how would you explain that? “Everyone,” Mason yelled, “ I have a very important announcement”. Mason waited for everyone to gather and stood on top of a bench. While he was standing, you could see the outline of the tip of his dick, through his towel. “Now that I have everyone’s attention,” Mason said, “I’d like to congratulate Travis on his first Bank Shot!” Some of the team started laughing, this isn’t the first time Mason did this to a freshman on the team. Before Travis could do anything, Mason unwrapped his towel from his waist, and in one swift motion he turned, squatted and parked his ass in front of Travis’ face. Mason’s stomach grumbled, and within half-a-second his asshole opened up and he let loose. PSHFJJJFJJGJGJGJGJGJJKKSLLSOSOXLKDKDKKFKKKKKVKKVK Travis nose wrinkled in disgust, and you could tell he was on the verge of vomiting. That is the power of Mason’s farts. You envied Travis, if you were in his position, you’d have sniffed every waft that had come out by now. You were spending the night at Mason’s so you had to wait for him to get ready. While you were waiting, you wondered what would have happened if you were in the position of Travis. What would you do with you throbbing dick in front of 30 people? Odds are one of them is bound to notice you cupping your hand around your dick. ‘Whatever,’ you thought, ‘it won’t actually happen so don’t worry about it’ You heard the stall door open and hit the wall, and Mason came out, all 6 feet and 5 inches of him. That’s another reason why you’re attracted to him, his great height. When Mason walks by you get a nice big whiff, and you can’t help notice he smells a little- musty. Fuck, you love the scent of masculinity, you just hope he doesn’t fart, otherwise you’re definitely screwed. You grab your phone out of your pocket, and click it on to see the time. It reads “11:05”. “How late does Taco Bell stay open?” Mason asks. “I don’t know, but I know for sure they’re still open” You reply. “Can we stop and get some food? I need some bean burritos to refuel if you get my drift.” He turns to you, winks, and chuckles. “Sure, but you’re paying for my food.” At Taco Bell, you’re checking this guy out, and Mason notices. “Dude go ask him out!” Mason says “He’s probably not gay.” You say dismissively. “You’ll never know unless you ask.” He doesn’t know it, but he’s the only one you want. While at Taco Bell, he orders 3 bean burritos, as expected, a crunchwrap supreme, and a nacho, but you only order 2 hard-shell tacos. “Fuck dude,” Mason says and his stomach growls, “it’s gonna be a long night for you.” You guys get in his car and you start driving along, and you start listening to music. You take the aux cord and start playing Lady Gaga. The music is so loud you can’t hear Mason fart underneath the music. It’s 20 seconds before the scent enters your nostrils, but as soon as it hits you reach for the window opener. It’s locked, by Mason. Your dick is starting to throb, you start to panic. Mason is laughing hysterically, so hard he has to pull of to the side of the road. In all the panic you aren’t even paying attention to your boner. Mason sees it throbbing in your pants. “So you like my gas? Huh?” Mason asks “Why didn’t you ever tell me you were a fag?” “Wh-What are you talking about?” “I see your boner. I knew you were gay, but I didn’t know you were a fag! You’ll get to sniff my gas all night now! Don’t worry buddy, your secret is still safe with me.” He turns and winks. You can’t take this, How did this happen? This is the most mortifying thing to ever happen in your life. You think you’re gonna pass out. *** You wake up in Mason’s driveway. “Come on, we’re going straight to my room.” You follow him, up his stairs down the hall, to the left, and now you’re in his room. The second you enter his room he shuts the door locks it, and then- PSHSJJSJJKCKKCKCKDKKCKFKKDNFMKEOAOOWLSKSOSLLS “I’ve been holding that in for 20 minutes, special for you faggot! go ahead, sniff!” You hesitate “Dude, I don’t care, I’m not gay, but I have a secret too, I’m totally turned on by domination. I have been since 9th grade, isn’t this perfect? You can be my slave, and I can be your master. Of course we can still maintain a friendship.” “Sure, but don’t you think this will make things awkward between us?” “Only if you make it awkward.” “Okay, yeah this sounds great to me.” “Then strip down and get on your knees.” You do so, and listen to your newfound master. This all just seems so surreal to you… Mason comes out of his bathroom, and he commands you over to him. Once over there he tells you to plant your face in his ass. Your nose is no parallel with his asshole. His asshole puckers and kisses your nose and then it explodes. PSODKKCKKFJCJFJKDKFKFKDKFKDKFMFKMFKFMFKKDKCKDKXKSKKAKZKSKSKKSKSKKS It lasted for 20 seconds, and it was the most rancid, pleasant thing you have ever smelt. “Lick my asshole.” He commanded. You opened your mouth slowly slithered your tongue out, and caressed the tip of your tongue on his anus. The first taste you got was sweat, then it happened- SLDLFKLFLDLDKKDKKDKLWLPPDPPHPGPLFLFLFLLSDRDPDPRDPRPDPDGHPPP You pulled your mouth away and began coughing up Mason’s fart. “You regretting letting me go to Taco Bell yet?” Mason laughed. He farted again, and again, and again. You sniffed it all, every last waft. You could get used to this on a weekly basis…………………… ************************************************************* Let me know what you all thought of my first story, I really enjoyed writing it, I hope you all enjoy reading it. If you think I should continue this story let me know

The Counselor

Lately school had gotten to be too much for you, so you decided you’d set up an appointment with your counselor. You walked into the office, and were immediately in awe. You could see the outline of you counselor’s biceps through his dress shirt, as he was typing on the computer. You’d never met your counselor before, which you were currently regretting. “Hello, It’s great to meet you, I love meeting my students!” He said enthusiastically. “Yeah, thanks for meeting with me.” You reply. He got up to put some papers in his cabinet. When he got out of his chair, and stood up, you saw it. He had the smoothest, roundest, and cutest butt ever. Yeah, you were definitely regretting not meeting with your counselor before now. “So what seems to be the problem, bud?” He said. “I’ve just been so stressed about getting into a good college, and I can’t stop thinking about how I can raise my GPA.” “Mmhmm, I get it, sometimes you just need a break. What is your current GPA?” He asked. “I don’t know, let me check.” You pull out your MacBook from your backpack, and go to your grades, you check and it says your GPA is a 4.1. “It’s a 4.1” you say, feeling silly for stressing about it. “May I see it?” “Sure” You hand over your laptop. He looks at it thoroughly,me even starts scrolling, which you find odd, considering all your grade information was on one page…. He hands you the laptop back, and you close it and put it in your backpack. “Honestly, I think you just need to take it easier on yourself, you’re doing exceptionally well academically, there’s no need to stress.” He says reassuringly. “Yeah you’re right, I just want the best future for myself.” “Do you know what a career you want to pursue?” “Yeah, probably a lawyer, or a politician.” You say, showing off a bit of confidence. “Really, I could think of a career better suit for you!“He says. “And what would that be?” “A full-time fart sniffer!” “Excuse me?” You start to sweat profusely, is it possible he knows of your fart fetish? But how would he know, you’d only just met him? “Check the open tabs in your browser….” He says while chuckling. You frantically grab out you MacBook, and type in the password. It unlocks and the browser is already open. The tab with your grades is still open, but so are 2 others. Another tab contains Netflix, but the other one contains your Tumblr account “Fart_Sniffer719”. You must have overlooked the other tabs when you handed your laptop over. You are mortified. “Listen kid, you do you, in fact I could help you… relieve some stress!” You hear a low audible fart from under the counsellors desk. He just laughs. “Please don’t tell anyone about this!” “Don’t worry kid, this is confidential” “Thank you.” He gets up, and closes the blinds. “Now about me helping you relieve some stress, I’m fucking full of some powerful farts, and I need to let them go NOW! I could let you sniff them, or they could go to waste. What do you say kid?” “Get that ass over here!” You say excitedly. “Pants, or no pants?” “No pants!” you say, practically drooling. He unzips his dress pants, pulls them down, along with his underwear. Oh my god, his ass was even better outside of those pants. “Get over here kid, I’m gonna need you to place your nostril right over my asshole, so it muffles the sound.” Immediately you get out there and do it, and then it happens…. PSHDJKFKKFJKTLFLGLFLFFKKFKFLFLFLFLCLLLLCLLCL You pull away and your eyes are watering, it’s so rancid, yet so delightful. Is this actually happening? “Oh kid, I need you to put it back over my asshole, I’m gonna explode!” As soon as you do he lets loose- PDOLDLRBSHPHRSBPRHSBPHRSBSPBHPRSBSPHPSHRPHSRB At this point you’re coughing up green clouds. “How much more you got left?” “Oh baby, I’ve barely started.” “Well let’s continue then!” You plant your face back in his ass, and he starts again. “If you were my student,” PHDNFBCDJCMMCMMCMCKCKCKLFKCKKCDKDKFKCKKCPHRBS “you’d have an A+,” PHRBSBPHRTSPBRTPHSRBSTPHRSBTPHRBSRTBHRBST “in my class!” The farting lasted for the rest of the period. “What class do you have next, I’ll write you a pass.” “P.E.” “Good, you definitely need a shower.” He winked at you. You would definitely start making trips to the counselor’s office on a weekly basis now…

"You sure you want me to fart on you baby? I've got to warn you, I'm pretty rank," Matt asks you. You nod in submission and you laid down. You were at his heels when you see his ass around in his cute underwear.

"Are you really sure? I once made a guy throw up," Matt said. "I'm sure babe," you tell him. "But what if I shit on your face? I don't want to do this," he pleaded you. "Matt! Just please do this," you scold him. "Okay," He said defeatedly. You heard his stomach gurgle,"Get ready!" He groaned.

PFFF. A tiny fart came out of Matt. It didn't even smelled like anything. "Come on Matt! Push it all out!" You told Matt. He let out a sigh of defeat and fixed his underwear. "I'm sorry," he whispered. BBBRRRTTTTTT!!!! He farted very loudly. This one smelled like complete shit and you asked him if he did. "Nope," he replied. "Just the way they smell," he finished. PPPPPPPRRRSSSSSSS!!! Another huge hissing fart came out of Matt's ass. You begged for more and moved his underwear so you could see his hole. PPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!! Matt groaned from the pain of pushing that one out. You then see his hole open and a smell assaults your nose. It was a nice SBD. You can tell Matt was enjoying this. "Something is stuck in there, can you help me?" Matt asked seductively. You looked at him and he has a smirk on his face. You smiled and abliged. Your lips met his hole and you began to blow air up his butt. He thanked you and said to be ready. BBBBBBBRRRRRRRPLOPLLPLOPLOP!!!!! A ginormous poop flew out of his ass and he collapsed onto it. All of it was on your face and you began to eat away at it. "Oh, hell yeah!!! I could get used to this," Matt laughed grinding his ass onto your face.

You loved Antonio and his ass. You guys had great sex but it could be so much better if he would do one thing. You want him to fart on you, but you were too nervous to ask him.

But soon you had gotten the chance when he was sleeping and began to sniff his ass. It smelled bad. You kept sniffing it, until he finally farted. It sounded like a firecracker and smelled like eggs. You began to eat at his underwear as he kept farting. Each one smelled like a mix of eggs and skunk.

Eventually you wanted more so you pulled down his underwear and began to eat his ass. His hole was clean, but still smelled bad. Your boner begged for relief, but you didn't want to remove your hands from his ass. But then Antonio let out a monster fart. It lasted 10 seconds and it was juicy. It was your biggest cumshot in forever.

You decided that was enough, and began to pull your head out of Antonio's crack. But you felt something on the back of your head. "No, stay in there. It feels nice," Antonio told you and ripped another huge fart. You were shocked but decided to stay and keep eating and smelling. "Uh, I could get used to this, BBBBRRRRRTTTTT" Antonio said.

"Good slave boy. Very good," he moaned. You were happy with that title, and your guys' new lifestyle.

José's Party

"Hey, u ready 4 my party 2night? Its at my house," José texted me. I was in complete in shock that someone as cool as José would invite to a party. At his house too! José was one of the best people in the world! He was nice and generous, along with kind and loving. He had a huge future ahead of him and rich parents that spoil him, but he is still humble and thoughtful of other people. Not to mention he had the biggest ass in the world and all I want is for him to just sit down on my face and let it rip! He was my total crush, but he had a girlfriend(stupid Vanessa) and was a senior! He would never date me; a boy; a freshman. "Uh, sure. I'm coming," I replied back to him with. Did I really just say "uh," in a text? I'm absolutely hopeless. "Great! C u there. ;)," José said back. Wait, he went a winky face! What does it mean though? Does he like me? Was he hoping I would say yes?

"Dinner's ready!" My mom yelled. "Coming!" I yelled back. There is no way she's going to let me go to a party, I'm going to have to sneak out.

Later that night, I said good night to my mom and snuck out my window. I put a bunch of pillows as a decoy, just in case she comes to check up on me. It also was a hassle getting down the roof outside my window, because I had to carry my swimsuit for the pool I knew José had.

I walked over to his house, since he just lived up the mountain. Usually you could hear everything from the top of its peak and the entire town would be able to hear it. As I made my way up the mountain I heard music and people screaming and shouting, along with loud splashes. I soon turned the corner to the front of José's house and the utter chaos of this party.

As I walked up the driveway I texted José asking where he was. "I'm in the back," he texted me. So I made my way to his backyard and I could already people were judging me, and looking down at me (literally). I could tell right away that I didn't belong.

As I made my way into the backyard, I heard someone call me, "Hey, over here!" I turned my head and saw José in the hot tub with Vanessa, another two girls and a guy. "Come on over," he yelled and I went over to him and the gang. "Guys, this is my freshmen friend," they all waved with smiles (except for Vanessa) and said "Hi." I waved back and smiled, being polite to everyone. "Hey, this is, Becky, Grace, and Benjamin," he paused and Vanessa gave him a nasty look. "And my girlfriend, Vanessa that you should already know." Actually we haven't formally met, José only had talked about each other to the both of us. "Nice to finally meet you, Vanessa," I said as she glared at José. It was very awkward as there was no conversation and it was just listening to the mayhem happening around us. "Hey, you can join us if you want to," José said breaking the silence. I said sure and left to go change. When I got back and sat down in the hot tub we all began to talk and laugh. It turns out that the group really got along with each other. The only problem is that Vanessa didn't talk at all, and rather just stared at José with a deep hatred in her eyes.

But that changes when Benjamin ripped a fart with bubbles coming up. "Ewww," Most of us yelled out in digust, except for José who was laughing. "Stop It José, it's not funny," Vanessa finally said. "So, she does speak," I replied with, but ended up with Vanessa death staring at me. "Oh, come on Ness. You know your boyfriend can rip louder ones," Benjamin spoke out against Vanessa. I had got an idea. "I highly doubt that," I said. "He doesn't strike me as a gassy dude," I finished. Everyone looked at me as if I was crazy. "Is that a challenge?" José asked me. "Yes," I replied with. "Oh no, we're doomed," Benjamin said. I laughed while the others quaked in fear as José scrunched up his face. Some time went by and nothing happened, so we all relaxed until a ton of bubbles came up around José. The smell was horrendous and it chased us all out of the jacuzzi and grabbing our towels because we were cold. Well I grabbed mine to hide my boner from sight.

After that we all changed into our clothes with Grace and Benjamin leaving. "Hey lets all go up into the peak," José suggested. We all agreed, but Vanessa was still not having it. After we made our way up to the peak, José's stomach was hurting and he said everyone to get in front of him. We all knew why, so we did. As we got to the top of the mountain José asked how many people we think he could wake up from here. We all said he that he couldn't and we found out why his stomach was growling so much. He ran over to the tip of the cliff and ripped an ungodly fart that sounded like an explosion. We were all mutually disgusted. "That's it José! We need to talk alone," Vanessa screamed out.

With that Grace and I went down the mountain, but we could still hear Vanessa arguing with José. "First it was this party, where I just wanted it to be simply the two of us. Then, you invite a freshmen over, because you two are 'just friends'. And I already told you that this fart fetish thing is just way too far. That's it we are through!" Grace and I were in complete shock at that last statement and agreed that we will never talk about it.

"Yeah, I have to go. See you later," Grace said as she crossed the street down to her house. And than it was just me. My own lonely self walking down a mountain at 1:30 am in the morning. "Hey! Wait!" A voice yelled from up the street. It was José. "I'm sorry that you heard all that. Vanessa can be a little much," he was obviously depressed and was about losing Vanessa. But I really needed to know about the fetish. "So, is it true. Your... fart thing," I carefully asked him. "Um... yeah I guess so," he began, "I enjoy farting on people, it turns me on... so... yeah?" José finished. I stopped and looked back up the mountain. "Hey, I know a way I can cheer you up," I said to seductively and nudged him back up the mountain. I smacked his ass and he was pleased with it and we ran up the mountain. I had to stop a few times because José's stomach was hurting, but that just made me even more excited.

We broke into his house and ran upstairs as quickly as we could. And as soon as we got into his bed, he pulled down his pants and sat down on me with all his force, bare ass. It was hairless but was a dark brown from his shits. "Get ready!" José yelled as his stomach gurgled. I felt his cheeks clench around my face and BBBBBBBRRRRRRHHHTTTT a monstrous fart left his ass and went into my mouth. "Aw, fuck yeah!" José yelled out. He was moaning and laughing loudly. "Vanessa would have never let me to this!" PPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTT. I was ready to cum without him touching my dick at all! "Oh, I see you need some relief," José said as he took off my pants. He began sucking my dick and kept fart in my face, causing me to shoot my load into his mouth. BBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPTTTTTTTTT José ripped a large airy fart in my face that lasted for about 15 seconds and smelled as if he was about to crap himself. This made me shoot my second load. "Hey, are you okay with shit?" He asked me. I gave him a thumbs up and BBBBBRRRRRRPPLPLTTTTTT a smooth brown turd came out with a ginormous fart.

We soon became to tired to carry on, and I had to leave him. José was passed out on the bed, but it still didn't stop him from farting. How farts sounded different when he slept. They used to have a high pitch and sputtered a lot, but now they sound like deep rolls of thunder with a sloppy/wet sound at the end. I decided to take a few whiffs before I left.

As I inhaled his last fart, I got up and walked home. It was still dark and I wasn't sure if I still had shit on my face. I had to get in through the front door using the spare key on the front porch. I went into the bathroom and washed my face and went to bed. I fell asleep immediately and that completed the best day of my life.

After constant asking and begging I had finally convinced my idol Rimo to go on a date with me. He had the best ass in the world and was pretty cute to go along with it. I can just imagine my face completely submerged in his ass, and blowing air up into it to help him produce massive farts.

He asked me about going to eat Taco Bell, but I decided not to. I instead took him to a diner. I could tell he didn't want to be there. He kept looking around and not listening to me. "So, what's your favorite food?" I asked him to get a conversation started. "Nothing really. I mean I eat a lot of beans, because of my diet so maybe that," Rimo replied lazily. He really didn't to be there, but his diet interested me. "Wait, what else can you eat in your diet?" I questioned him. He looked at me with a bored face, but still answered, "Onions mainly. Along with cabbage, apples, cauliflower, broccoli, and other kinds of fruits and vegetables with fish. I also have to eat the majority of that list raw," he finished with. This made my eyes light up. He must be gassy all the time and it must be awful smelling.

Our waitress handed us our food and we finished them quickly. Rimo had a three-bean and cheese burrito and some beer, while I had a hamburger with some fries. I asked him if he wanted anything more, and he told me that he wanted a milkshake. So, I ordered the drink and I went to the bathroom. When I got back Rimo was already half way through his shake and asked me to finish it. I took the offer and chugged it down. After that, we had left the restaurant I began to feel light headed and nauseous. I began to lose my balance and Rimo caught me. "Woah, you okay dude?" Rimo asked me, "Don't worry I'll take you somewhere, so you can rest," Rimo assured me as I fell asleep in his arms.

I was still partially awake, but I couldn't tell what was going on around me. My eyes remained closed and I couldn't move at all, but I still could sense what was going on. The car soon stopped, and Rimo dragged me out of my seat. I couldn't do anything as he pulled me up his drive way and into his house. As we went inside, the smell and air pressure was immensely different from outside. It smelled like rotten eggs mixed with hot garbage, shit, and sweat. The air was also thick and humid, and I heard Rimo take a deep breath and say, "Aww, home sweet home," he proudly boasted. "Come on, slave," Rimo yelled and dragged me by my hair.

While Rimo was dragging me I could hear keys and locks shake and doors open. In each new room it would smell worse and worse. Soon I felt us going down the stairs and the smell intensified to an astronomical state. It felt as if I was about to be suffocated in gas. I then felt Rimo stop and pick me up and strap me into a chair. He plugged my mouth shut and put a gas mask on me. "Now just wait until you wake up my little fart sniffer," he whispered into my ear.

I lied there for what seemed like hours, until I was able to open my eyes and look around. The gas mask made it hard because it was foggy, but I could still make out some things. The room had a single light that was one and it seemed as if I could see the smell. There was a window in the top corner of the room, but it was too foggy to see outside. There was hole at the bottom of my mask and a tube running from it on the floor. I could only imagine what Rimo was going to do to me.

"Finally! You're awake," Rimo exclaimed. I jumped in fear and turned towards him. He was fully naked with a bowl of some food. "I have been holding these farts in for what seemed like years," Rimo said as he walked towards me. "I honestly thought it was going be hard to get you in here, but guess not," He continued, "My stomach has been fucking with me all day! I mean what do you expect when your diet is specifically made for causing the worst possible farts? But soon I can let them loose, and I can't wait for you to sniff every last one of them," He began to gorge on the food on his plate as he walked over to where I was sitting. He grabbed the tube and stuck it up his ass and grabbed a chair. The smell just coming from his asshole was already strong and he hasn't even passed any gas. He sat backwards in it with his ass sticking out to me. His hole and ass were huge, so I could tell he has been doing this for a while. I began to get an erection while staring at his hole and ass because they were so big. Rimo then finished his bowl and yelled," Get ready!"

With that he contorted his face and grunted; BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! A large fart left his body and entered my gas mask. The smell was absolutely wretched and disgusting. It smelled like eggs and sweat with rotting fruit. PPPPPPPPPLOLPPLOPLOLLPPPLOP!!! He released another fart get smelled like hot garbage and skunk. I hated it at first, but I could feel my erection getting even harder. "Oh, your still hard?" Rimo said observing my dick. "Guess that means you like it and want more," and he grunted pushing out another fart. It was really humid and it fogged up the gas mask. I couldn't see outside the mask anymore. BBBBBPPPPPPPPRRRTTT!!!! Rimo ripped another fart and it felt as if I was on drugs; the smell was making me nauseous. I'm pretty sure the lack of oxygen was getting to me. But then I realized I was hard and that the smell wasn't so bad. If anything I began to find them attractive and soothing. But I guess Rimo noticed this and began to fart more into the tube. BBBBBRRRRRRPPPPPPTTT!! Another fart flies out of his ass and I really began to enjoy them. PPPPPRRRRRRTTTTT!!!! Rimo is definitely not holding back. He's pushing farts out at an all-time high and I was enjoying sniffing them up. My boner was now aching for release and I could feel this would be my biggest cumshot in forever.

"Damn it! You shouldn't be enjoying this!" Rimo yelled at me, "It's suppose to be torture!" He screamed at me in what sounded like a demonic voice. I spat out my gag and, "It is torture that your not letting me fuck that giant hole of yours while you fart." I said to him while laughing. I could tell he was shocked at my response, and there was an awkward silence between us. "Be right back," Rimo said as ran up the stairs. I waited for a while and the air from outside the mask began to flow in. It was less strong and was thinner than the one I was breathing. I despised it! I just wanted more of Rimo's smell, not the cleaner air. I heard footsteps coming back down and Rimo laughing. "This should get you to go down!" He said maniacally. I then heard him chug something and I gained a boner in anticipation to what will happen. I heard Rimo drop the jug and laugh. "This is my bomb. You sure you want to take this on?" He asked me. "Yes, but sit on my dick while you do it please," I responded with. "Deal," Rimo said back. And so Rimo sat down on my dick and put the tube up there with it. My giant cumshot was ready. I heard his stomach gurgle and his grunt and...

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Rimo let out a full, straight hour of gas. Not once did he falter in his steady expulsion. The smell was so bad it was indescribable. It was like his own unique smell, that was worse than all the the rest. It felt as if the entire world was rattling from the magnitude of his fart. My dick was cumming for a solid minute, just pumping more and more into him. I could tell that Rimo was having the time of his life. My dick felt nice inside him and he was moaning so loud that all I could here was his fart and moaning.

After the hour, I was still living and sniffing it up. Rimo turned around at me in shock. His eyes were wide with delight and confusion. "You survived My signature Fart!?" He yelled amazed. "Hell, yeah. And I'll do it again." I whispered to him seductively.

Rimo took of my mask and began to kiss me ferociously, while sitting on my lap. I began to breathe in the normal house air, and I began to gag. "Uh, I hate this regular air. It's not thick, humid, or smelly enough. I need more of you," I told Rimo. "Then let me fix that," he replied. He stood up and farted even more. PPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!! BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! PLOPLOPLOPPLOPPPLOPHHHHHHH!!!! Each one filled my lungs and I was addicted. I couldn't stop sniffing them. "Here I have an idea," Rimo said as he started to release me from his chair. As he freed me he put his hand on the back of my head and began to move. We went upstairs and he got a belt lying around and strapped my head to his ass. He released farts all day long and it felt like my boner was going to fall off.

This lasted for years. I even had an ass supply whenever he had to leave the house. He got an oxygen tank and filled it with his own gas, so I could sniff and lick that when he wasn't home. He fed me real food, but I mostly relied on his ass to supply those needs. He never uses his bathroom, and rather just goes where ever he must in the house.

And for me, this was paradise. Being in Rimo's ass all day is a dream. It's absolutely magical, but sniffing and eating whatever he has to offer me. Nothing and I mean nothing! Can be better than this.

Leston Fart FanFiction

"Hey, Preston you almost done yet?" I asked him. "No, sorry man," He replied back. Preston was working very hard to get videos out today, since we needed to catch a flight in a few days. He also had to edit them since his editors are unable to get the raw footage. So, ever since he woke up and had breakfast, he had been making videos non-stop. All he has been eating are snacks like chips, candy, and even popcorn. He told me he wanted popcorn even though we both know that it destroys his digestive system.

"Are you done now?" I sounded like an impatient toddler. "Lachlan ask me that one more time. I dare you," Preston responded with. "Are you done yeeeeeeet?" I groaned the entire sentence while hitting the side of the doorway. "Know something Lachlan get over here!" Preston said that we if he was Scorpion. He offered the chair and I sat on it, with him sitting on me. Preston's ass felt great, with it being so round and muscular, yet soft. "Woah, dude this is a PG channel," I said to him. He shushed me, and said to be quiet. When all of a sudden, Preston released a powerful fifteen second right onto my dick. The smell was bad, but I wanted more. Unannounced to Preston I had a fart fetish, and out of all the pack, I wanted him the most. His farts were loud and powerful and sounded bass-like. Not to mention he had the best ass in the world to deliver said farts. I quickly got up and ran to the doorway, trying to hide my growing erection. Preston laughed and said, "Those chips are evil."

I still stood at the doorway looking at Preston and his huge ass. I wanted to eat, sniff, and fuck it all at once. But I was so busy staring at Preston's ass that I didn't realize he was doing the outro to his last video before his dinner break. I quickly ran down the hall and into the bathroom to hide that I was staring at him all this time. I soon heard footsteps, come closer, and the door knob shake and rattle. "Lachlan, you in there?" He asked. "Uh yeah, Preston. Just fixing up my... face," I awkardly responded with. "Well, hurry up! I'm about to nuke that bathroom," He yelled at me. I wanted to see what I would be missing so I set up my phone to record behind the toilet. I then opened the door, and Preston came bursting through, cropdusting, and stripped down and sat down on the toilet. PPPPPPPRRRRPLOPLPLOPPLP!!! A huge wet fart came out Preston's ass and shook the toilet and filled the entire room. His ass was so big that it covered the whole toilet and kept most of the smell from escaping, but it still smelled awful. I ran out, with a boner and with proper air still in my lungs.

After that near-death experience I went and got some Chipotlè. Yes, I was basically asking for death at this point, but I so badly wanted to smell Preston's farts. When I got back Preston went back to recording one more video, and said he'll be done soon. With no time waste I went into the bathroom and smelled the toilet. It smelled bad even though Preston could have left a while ago. I then reached behind the toilet to find that Preston was only on the toilet for three minutes. Sure I had gotten some nasty farts, but I wanted more. I also locked the bathroom door and masturbated to the smell and video. His farts were loud and sloppy on the toilet, with loud plops that sounded like bombs just in between the large farts. Preston's loud grunting leading up to the earthquake-like farts was also a huge turn on if mine.

After I had climaxed, I cleaned it up and went back to Preston's office, staring at his ass. It was really sweaty since he was in such an intense game and then... "Just gotta get these emeralds and..." He released a monster of a fart that went on for around thirty seconds. "Not going to be able to edit that one out, and Oh My Gosh that smell!!! Someone crack open a window or something." He said while coughing. "Don't worry I got you mate," I said to him as I walked over to his office window. The smell was rancid, way worse than the toilet's. I began to get an erection and I opened the window, where the fart ran out of. "Well, there goes the ozone layer," I said trying to get a reaction from Preston. But nothing.

I kept staring at his sweaty crack all the way until the last outro. We then went and ate dinner with Preston having some of my share. After I had gotten up to throw my garbage away, Preston released a one second fart that sounded like an explosion. Its smell was the worse one yet with it making me throw up. But it still turned me on and I had a boner by the time I was done vomitting. Preston was also over at the couch laying down and I cleaned up the trash he left behind trying to hide my boner.

When I sat down on the couch I had grabbed a pillow to hide my boner. But while we were watching the movie Preston kept in glancing over to me. He was up to something as he crawled over to me slowly. He was basically on top of me when he threw away my pillow, and asked seductively, "Is there something in your pocket of are you just happy to smell me?" I couldn't answer out of pure shock. "You really think you're good at hiding things? I saw you staring at my ass all day, and you trying to record me on the toilet. If you wanted me you could've just asked," he finished. "But you're... m-m-married and I didn't... uh... want to ruin that..." Preston cut me off by kissing me and said, "This may be wrong, but a little wrong never hurt anyone." When he finished he leaned in for another kiss and I accepted it. Closed eyes and all. "Keep your eyes closed," he whispered to me and that I did. But I soon opened my eyes when I felt him moving and I opened them to a faceful of Preston's underwear. It was wet and stained with sweat and farts that had sputtered. "I can feel the popcorn kicking in," Preston said to me and as he sat on my face. It was a short fart, but it was juicy and smelled awful. Mixed in with the sweat and his musk, it smelled worse than the ones before. My boner got harder and he started to play with it. "It's nice and thick, just the way I like them," he said. Now, not to toot my own horn, but I do have a very girthy dick that would stretch anyone's hole. "And just the way I like you," I said in between sniffing his ass. "Shut up, Lachy," and Preston sat down with all his force and pushed out a large fart. It filled me up fully and was really wet and rank.

"More!" I began to beg him. "Don't worry, more is on its way," he reassured me as he ripped a bassy fart into my nose. But it still wasn't enough and so I began to rip open his underwear. *RIIIIIIP* I tore the backside of his underwear, making it into a jockstrap. His ass was even bigger out of his underwear and was perfectly smooth. Not to mention it was as hairy as any hole could be with it looking like a complete forest of hair and shit. "How dare you! These were mildly expensive," Preston said, "Now you're gonna have to pay," he finished with a sinister voice. He grabbed me and pulled me to the bathroom where he stood over the toilet with his ass stretched out. I knew what he wanted me to do, so I went under him as he sat down onto my mouth and nose and he let out the worst smelling fart that night. "That's just my baby one, get ready for my big daddies," This made me cum all over the floor as he ripped a deep sounding fart. He kept letting them out without any hesitation with some even coming out as a turd or with sputter. "I still have more, time for your dick to get in on some of the action," Preston said. With that he got up and sat next to my dick stroking it with his ass cheeks still farting on my dick as we made out. I was covered in shit and he still kissed me. I then stuck my dick up his ass without him realizing it and Preston ended up moaning loudly while still farting. I was now the dominant one fucking him up in the ass, breaking it. "Faster! *moan* Faster! *Moan* Faster Daddy!" He pleaded me. It was a dream come true that he called me "daddy". It felt as if I was growing inside of him, and I pounded him faster with stretching out his hole to the limit. "UUUHUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! Harder!!! UUUUUUHHHUUUUHHHHHH" Preston moaning at the top of his lung is what really made me cum. His jockstrap was soaked in his own cum as I was still going strong and Preston farted all my cum back onto my dick as I put it back in his hole. Him farting out my cum onto my dick and me putting it back in, went on for a while, with him moaning each time. It felt like forever we were doing this, but that's because we just wanted more and more of each other. Tired, my dick became too sore and his ass became too tired from being stretched out. He still had loads of cum in him and it took him a while to shoot it all out. Preston let it all out into my pubes and said, "Good luck cleaning that," he kept bouncing the cum in. He then let out an SBD and it reeked. "Please don't make me cum anymore." He glared at me and then PPPPRRRHHHHHHHTTT!!!! He ripped another large fart and I stuck my new erection back into his ass and he said he'll stop after one more fart on my face. I agreed to this and Preston moved onto my face and let a rip. FFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH! A ten minute long fart shot out of his ass into my face. I didn't have the energy to fight it and I soon passed out.

When I awoke, it was dark, humid, rancid, and shit was everywhere. I couldn't move my head at all. "Help!" I screamed, "Help!". "No one can hear you Lachlan," It was Preston. I knew I was in his ass. "You have been out for two months, and you missed a lot," He began. "My wife found me asleep with you and she divorced me. The court ruled a half and half split, with me keeping the house. However, I live here alone now with everyone thinking I'm a dirty scumbag. Also, no one knows you are alive. Everyone thought that my nuclear fart killed you, but it didn't. I paid the hospital to pronounce that you died from an unfixable ruptured lung and lack of oxygen. But that means you live here with me alone. I still make YouTube videos but people now barely watch them, because of my controversy. Everything in my life changed, because you couldn't take a simple fart. And because of that I thought I should help you build up a resistance to them. So, you are going to be stuck in my ass whenever I'm in this house, and you are going to like it!" PPPPPPRRRRRRRRHHHHH!!!!!!! He ripped a ginormous, bassy fart directly into my face. I sniffed it all up. It smelled bad, but I knew it could be worse. "Hey get used to that, because whether you like it or not you are stuck with it. Oh by the way I don't need use the toilet anymore for shits, cause I have you for that too." He finished with. "But do I still get to break your ass?" I asked him. "Yeah but you are gonna need a bigger dick to make up for what you did, so be expecting pills and toys that will help you with that." Preston responded with. PPPPPPPRRRRRRHHHHHTTTTT!!!! He ripped another large bassy fart that left some skidmarks. It felt as if I could feel his whole ass shake and rumble from it. "Also I have started a new diet that makes me gives more gas and gas relief pills. So, be prepared for hell," PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!! He interrupted himself with a large thunder sounding fart. "Okay nice warm up now time for the big boys," He said when his fart finished. PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!!! A turd came out with that one and he bounced on my face. I began to gulp it down while Preston kept farting. BBBBBRRRRRFRRFRFFRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHTTTT!!!! Another bassy fart that sounded a jet engine made me and his ass shake. "Oh, hell yeah!!! I can smell that from here," Preston said to me while laughing and grinding his ass against my face. "Aww yes!!! I'm gonna ride your face forever!" BRRRRRRT! "And it feels so fucking good!" Preston screamed. PPPPRESLSPSLSPSLSPSLSPSPSLRRRRRRRRRRTTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!! It was so hot and steamy inside his ass, it really began to suffocate me and deprive me of oxygen. "Your new air is now whatever I give you!!!!!" BBRRRRRRRRT!!! "Good night, Lachlan," He laughed and PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRLIPLOOOPLPLLPLOPLOOLOPLO LOPPOPSSSLSLSPLOSPSLSOLSLSOSSPSLOSPSPSOSLSLOSP!!!!!!!

This was all I could ask for. No responsibilities, only smelling Preston's ass and pounding him with my larger dick?! And best of all I didn't do anything, he did everything. This was truly a dream come true.

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Josh in my Life

Disclaimer: This is a continuation of my first story A Faceful at Vidcon. You don't need to read it to understand this story, but it will be appreciated.

After Vidcon, I decided to move into Josh's house and live with him. This was one of the best decisions I have ever made in my entire life. Me and him are a perfect match. Josh is funny, kind, loyal, and even has a good paying job. But best of all, he has the best ass in the history of the world and the worst smelling farts and shits of any human. Whenever we fuck, I always enjoy putting my face in between Josh's beautiful, round ass cheeks. The sex was so amazing the first time we fucked, I went from eleven inches to sixteen. Josh's ass is just flawless in every possible direction.

Since I'm retired from the agency and Josh is a youtuber at home, we do crazy, sexual things at home. At times we would tape my head into his ass and stay like that for the entire day. Him sharting in my mouth; me as his own personal diaper (except for pee). Another thing is him just sitting on my face whenever he records videos without underwear and pants. But the best thing is when we play games.

I don't mean video games, even though we do play those together, I mean our own games. My favorite is a different version of hide and seek. I hide and he seeks. Whenever Josh finds me, it's another fart in my face the next time we fuck. I will often hide badly on purpose just so he can fart in my face. However one time a game of hide and seek went too far...

I was hiding and so I decided to hide in the master bathroom. It's absolutely disgusting in there: shit on the counters and walls, toilet unflushed, and tub stained with semen and ass-prints. I decided to hide in the tub because that was the only place big enough.

I hid there for a few minutes until I heard footsteps coming towards the bathroom. The doorbell rattled and twisted and the door flew open. "The one day I don't have Drake as a diaper is the day I drink milk," Josh angrily muttered to himself. I could here his stomach growling in aching pain when he stepped in. I don't know why Josh had milk today. He usually does that just to prank me with diarrhea when we are fucking and we agreed we are not doing it tonight. I then heard him sit down on the toilet with his stomach growling and him groaning from the pain. "Aww, fuck!" He yelled. It must be taking a while for the diarrhea to pass through his ass cheeks since they always block the way normally. But then he exploded with diarrhea blasting out of his ass. He then screamed in pain. It splashed the curtain and walls. Even hitting the ceiling and dowsing me with diarrhea. But then the smell hit me. It was the worst one to come out of his ass ever since the first night he suffocated me in an hour long fart. It have me an instant erection and gagged me. I hated it, yet loved it. Large farts could be heard coming out of his ass. They were deep rolls of thunder and I could here the gas in the pipes of the house. I could hear Josh panting and screaming in pain. "No not more!" He would often scream. This went on for a long time until I heard the toilet begin to overflow. And then I got an idea. And so I moved in the tub banging my dick against it.

Josh then instantly opened the shower curtain and saw me covered in diarrhea, with a smile on my face. He then grew a sinister smile and held in the diarrhea. He then stood up and walked over into the tub shakingly and said, "I found you," he then looked over to the over flowing toilet and said, "This toilet has over-flowed, I guess I'll just use my back up one," he said as he turned towards me with a huge grin on his face. He then sat down and covered my face completely. I could see his closed hole with diarrhea leaking out of it. Josh then said, "Get ready," and then the diarrhea came out with 10x the force, filling my mouth and nose, and shooting from the sides of my head. Josh screamed in pain from his asshole seeming to be splitting open from the diarrhea. He then started farting and they were long and sounded bubbly and wet. I could literally see Josh's hole flap open and close whenever he farted.

It had been about twenty minutes of this loved torture until I decided I wanted Josh ass on my dick. "Josh, get on my dick!" I yelled at him. "Did you just command me?" Josh asked me. The one thing Josh can't stand is someone bossing him around, especially during sex, so I knew I was in big trouble. "I think you did. And I think you will need to be punished," he said and sat down onto my face and released an ungodly fart. It was bubbly, raunchy, and sputtered and it lasted for a solid five minutes. It had me coughing, but even more horny and turned on.

Josh then got up and said to my dick, "Aww, I was hoping you would had already came, even though I hadn't touched your dick, " and that sat down. It was cowgirl style and began to bounce on it. I had already immediately came as soon as he went down the first time. He started farting again but since his asshole so loose, they were low and sounded bass-like. He also began to have more diarrhea except think one was chunky and looked delicious. I asked Josh if I could eat his ass afterward and he said, "Of course. Anything for my big, brawly man," he then grunted and more chunky diarrhea came out and I couldn't stop cumming inside him. He then got up and sat back down onto my face. His hole was stretched so much that it was the same size as my mouth and so I covered it completely. And so I ate his chunky diarrhea and I could taste my own cum. There was a lot of gas still left in Josh, so big and loud one minute farts would come out of him. Each one was rancid and filled my cheeks and mouth. "Let me practice my dancing in your face," He maniacally laughed out. I felt his great ass shake and the clapping of his cheeks on the side of my head. I took my face out of his ass and I was mesmerized. All I could see was a ginormous ass clapping, browned out by all his shit. Clumps still clinging on to the insides of his cheeks. "I'm gonna lick that ass clean!" I cheerfully yelled. "I'll like to see you try!" Josh quipped back laughing. He grunted and BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!!! A huge shart messing his ass that I just tried to clean, but challenge accepted.

This had gone on for a while until we got tired. We then just lied in the tub full of diarrhea and cum.

"Drake. Last fart," Josh said to me and I crawled over to his ass, exhausted. I then opened my mouth over Josh's hole and a very bass-like fart left his anus. It was brief but still packed a punch.

"Drake," Josh said to me. "Yeah, Josh," I responded with. "We should do this again," he whispered to me. "Oh, fuck yeah," I finally said.

A Faceful at Vidcon

Entry 1

Dear Diary,

Hi, I'm Drake Smith. I'm a tall and muscular black man that has a few secrets. One, is that I'm a shape-shifter who can change his appearance whenever I feel like it(except for my natural appearance, and I can only stay as someone for so long, I will get excruciating cramps and pains). Two, is that I have a certain crush on a youtuber with a big ass and three is that I have a fart fetish. The only problem is that the youtuber(Josh) is straight, so I will have to transform into a female to get him. And that is if I get a chance to even talk with him. Anyways wish me luck.

Entry 2

Dear Diary,

It was the first day of Vidcon and I transformed into the woman. I became short with the classic hourglass figure. I have big ol' tits and a hot ass with a tiny was waist. I didn't get to see him actually. He apparently wasn't here today, but I did get to meet some of his friends, Tyrone, Elliot, Elijah, and Moses. I think they will soon hook me up with him, since they know I'm interested.

Entry 3

Dear Diary,

It was day two of vidcon and today I finally got to meet Josh! He was shorter that I imagined, only 5' 7" and he had bad acne, but he said it only lasts a little bit. Elliot then commented "If your whole life is just a little bit; then yeah, I would say that's accurate,". We all laughed but I saw that Josh blushed out of embarrassment. I think he blushed because of me because we were in an empty corner of vidcon, so I was the only odd-ball. Regardless, tomorrow is the last day to sleep with Josh and I say that I have a pretty good chance.

Entry 4

Dear Diary,

I have to write this quick, because I invited Josh over to my place and he will be here in ten minutes! So, what happened today was just regular "at vidcon stuff" but it was just me and Josh. It wasn't grew because he made me walk in front of him. Probably checking out my ass, but I wanted to look at his, but getting a day with him wasn't all that had either. We bought merch, went to panels, and we went to Chipotle afterwards. He asked me what I wanted, but I needed him to eat foods that would make him gassy. So, I ordered two burritos with extra beans. At first they denied but I swayed the cashier a little bit and he made it happen. After we got out food I took a bite and said that it wasn't good and passed it to Josh and he ate one and saved the other for later. My plan was going perfectly, so I made my move and invited him to my hotel room. He agreed and he is now on his way!

*Out of diary*

After I finished the passage I began to have cramps, "Shit! Why now body," I said to myself. The cramps meant I will have to transform back, but they weren't suppose to come up until tommorrow. Then the worst happened. I heard a knock at my door and look through the peephole and it was Josh! "Hello, is anyone in there?" He said excitedly while the finishing the burrito from earlier. I began to run around and panic but he could hear me. "Hello, I can hear you running around in there," he said. I had no choice but to open the door.

"Hi," he said and hugged me. I quickly reached down and grabbed his cheeks. They were so soft and squishy and felt like a water bed. He was suprised when I did that but I looked at him and smiled. "Come on in," I said. He walked in and his butt just jiggled so beautifully and elegantly. Sliding in between each other.

"Wow! Nice room!" He said to me. "Unlike me. The guys pulled a prank on me and I was booked in a 1-star hotel that was complete shit. I couldn't even go in the bathroom cause the water was broken. I haven't taken a shit in a while, and I poop like twice a day!" He turned around at me with his gorgeous sea blue eyes. We stared at each other for a little bit until cramps hit me. "Uh, I'm sorry," I said trying to hide my cramps. "Don't be, it wasn't your fault," he said back to me. "So, you want to start?" I said to quickly get it over with. "Sure," Josh eagerly said back to me.

He was fast at taking off his clothes. He had his underwear off by the time I was just taking off my pants. I still had my make up on so I asked if I could take it off real quick. He said, "Go on ahead. I can wait," I really wasn't taking off my make up I was looking for my pain killer medicine perscribed to me by the agency I work for. They weren't there and I could see in the mirror that Josh was looking at me stroking at his already hard cock. It was bigger than I expected, probably around eight inches, but his ass was the real star of the show with me being able to see his perfectly smooth ass making a butt groove into the bed sheets.

This is where I thought I should make my deal. "Josh, I want you to do something for me while we are... doing it." I started off with. "What? I will do... a lot of things for you," he replied with. "I have a fart fetish and I want you to fart in my face," I said that while looking down and when I looked up at him his face was pure confusion yet excitement. "Oh, okay," he finally said after thinking about it for a minute or two. "Just warning you I haven't shit in a few days, so whatever comes out, comes out." He finished with and I was so excited.

Then all of a sudden a huge cramp hit me rendering me paralyzed for a second and falling to the floor. I screamed in pain and Josh came over to aid me. "What's happening?!" He yelled at me. "My medication is in the drawer on the right of the bed," I told him and he went to look for it, but it was too late.

I transformed slowly back into my normal self and I stood up holding the thong that I was using, to cover up my now-present dick. Josh was still around looking for the medication and his ass was so sweaty from panicking. I then stood up, all 6' 4" of muscular, me. I quickly for an erection from seeing Josh's ass. It was so hot and thick, even when bending over I still can't see his hole.

"Hey, I think I got them," Josh said as he turned around. He looked up and was me in all my glory and bolted towards the door. I caught before he could reach it and threw him on to the bed. "Who are you?!" He questioned. "I'm Drake. The girl you were dating. I'm a shapeshifter I diguises myself as her, so I could fuck you." Josh looked extremely confused and tried to get pass me, but it failed. He then ran into the bathroom and told me stay quiet for a while.

I then admitted defeat and sat on the bed next to Josh's butt groove and began to smell it. It was musky and smelled awful, but I loved it and I began to get hard again except for my cock looked longer. It was once eleven inches but now it looked more like twelve.

Josh than stepped out and saw my face in his butt groove and how big my cock was. "Hey, even though you lied. You are still pretty hot as a boy." He said. "I thought you were straight," I replied to him with. "Want to find out for sure?" He said back to me.

I quickly scooted on to the bed and he turned around and backed his ass on to me. "You ready?" He asked. "Yes," I said. His ass was only an inch away from my face and the smell was already bad. I still could not see his asshole, and it smelled as if he never cleaned his ass in his life. And then it began.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

Josh let out the worst smelling fart in history, and it was loud too. The gas had immediately filled my lungs with toxins that I loved. He began to blow me and me cock seemed to be growing. It now felt like thirteen inches and he was going pass the mid-point of my dick and he kept farting with me blowing through a load every time he does.

"Here comes a big one," he said to me with my dick in his mouth.

FFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPLOLOPLOP

It sounded wet and disgusting, like bubbles were coming out of his ass. Ten whole minutes of pure delight.

"Watch out this might be a turd," Josh warned me. He then grunted.

And he was right. The biggest shit I've ever seen come out of a human being, has left his ass. It seemed to split his ass right down the center and was soft and mushy with some consistency to stay solid. It was propelled by large amounts of gas behind it and it landed directly on my face. It was completely covering my face. My penis grew even more to fourteen inches and I decided to pay there eating at the pudding-like shit for a while until moving the shit to the side. "Josh get your ass on my dick now!" I ordered him. "Okay." He sounded as if he was up to something. Josh lifted his ass and then sat down with all his force straight on to my face, completely submerging me in his ass. And he let out the most rancid, raunchy, and toxic fart into my face suffocating me in it. The fart lasted for three minutes, and was solid expulsion into my nose, mouth, and eyes. It felt like I was about to pass out and my dick grew to fifteen inches. And he got up and squatted over my dick and sat down.

My dick was five inches pass his cheeks until it finally reached the asshole. And then Josh sat down all the way, and I was balls deep in him and he let out the biggest moan I have ever heard. I soon felt something deep within him. I told him about this and he replied with, "You really thought I was done with the shits?" And Josh started bouncing up and down on my dick and soon the poop was at his hole and he was at the top of my dick and as soon as he started sitting, he covered my dick. Wow, Josh is on my dick and covered it all with shit and began to bounce again. I think I grew again to sixteen inches inside him and I told, "Let's do doggie style. I want to do the work," and Josh obeyed staying balls deep and I began to break his ass and Josh's low moaning became huge, loud and frequent. All I could here was Josh moaning, his ass clapping, and me grunting after going through my twelfth load of the night. Josh said he began to shit again and I felt it and it came out around my dick again.

This went on until dawn and when we were finally too tired to carry on. Josh said "Last one," and I dove for his ass completely blocking everything out and getting to his hole. It was dark, humid and full of shit and I heard him grunt and it was smelliest, loudest, and longest one yet.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSPLPLPPOOOLPLPPOLPLOP

Lasting for a whole hour and all I saw in his stretched out hole was a big, brown turd. When it hit me, the thing went everywhere in me. It went into my mouth and nose and I could hear the muffled laughing of Josh. The smell was too much and I passed out. When I awoke Josh was gone, but there was a note in my hand. It was a number and it said, "Call me."

First Time With Him

“Hey babe you ready for tonight?” Your new boyfriend Tony texts you.

You and Tony have been waiting for tonight, because tonight is the night that Tony and you would finally have sex with him. But the only thing you could think about was trying to hide your secret fetish from him. Your secret fart fetish. All you wanted was for him plow his giant ass on your face and fart. They probably smelled like rotten eggs or even hot garbage that had been left out in the hot sun for days. But you wouldn’t know cause he never seemed to fart around you.

“Yeah, I am,” you finally text back to him. “Got any ideas of what’s going to happen? Like if you want to be adventurous and try new things?” You text him trying to see if Tony was interested in trying farting in your face.

“Nah, it’s just our first time. No need to be adventurous. We will have loads of next times to try stuff.” He quickly replied to you with.

Disappointed you decided to just lie in bed and nap, but even just the remote thought of Tony farting kept you awake with an aching boner.

You finally fall asleep, but you’re woken up by something.

PRRRRRRT

A fart had been laid right on top of your face with an ass suffocating the entirety of your head.

PPPPPRRRRRRRRT

An even larger one erupted out of the stranger’s ass; with this fart packing even more of a kick.

You decide to finally stop enjoying this and buck whoever this is off of you. But as you start, you can hear them laughing and you the person say, “Aww, baby you don’t like that? Too bad!!! There’s a hell of a lot more coming!” He grinds again and

PPPPPPRRRRRRRRRT

The longest one yet and even more smelly than the earlier ones. It soothed you but you still needed to get him off of you. So you keep bucking but than the man says, “Come on babe, you never could never beat me wrestling, what makes you think you can win now?”

That’s when you recognized his voice. The man was Tony, and the discovery of this soothes you, but it also turns you on.

You push his ass off of your face, finally, and you look at him. He also turns back and looks at you over his huge shoulder. You then look slowly down Tony’s hot, muscular, sweaty back and you come down to the prize. His ass was colassol and his hole was beautiful.

You look back up at him and he asks “Ready for more?” His stomach than gurgled with pain, he was holding in some bad gas.

You nod.

And with that he grunts and releases help into your nose.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT

They were some of the loudest farts you have ever heard and the worst ones you have ever smelled. And the best part was that they were all going into your nose and mouth.

PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTT

Each one followed with his own loud grunt and panting. It took a lot of energy to push out those farts, so he is probably going to have to fill up on beans later so you guys can do this all over again tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and so on til he runs out of gas (which is never happening).

“Last one of the night. I promise to make it good,” He groaned loudly and a while minute of horrid, putrid, rancid ass fart came from his glorious butt. And he fell over to his side.

Oh boy, can't wait to that tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and so on.