Its Wild To Go Through My WIPs And Find Fully Finished Fics I Just Forgot To Post Or Fics That Are Only

It’s wild to go through my WIPs and find fully finished fics I just forgot to post or fics that are only a scene or two from being completed. This is what I get for working on 5 or more at once.

Are you a tiny orphan? I'm your dad now.

How about disowned? I'm your dad now.

Do your parents suck eggs? Cool, I'm your dad now.

Are you an adult having a bad time navigating the world? Neat! I'm your dad now.

I am now your huge dad. You can sit in my hand and I will ask you about your new hobby before we go get icecream. I will tell you puns and there is no escape. I will wear socks with sandals.

Congrats. You have a giant dad now.

giving the borrower who lives in my kitchen food, not in the way you’d give a neighbor cookies or casseroles, but moreso in the way when you have a feral stray cat living outside in your carport who definitely would give you diseases and scars if you tried to touch it and absolutely loathes both your existence and the concept of being in a loving home but regardless you like to throw boneless chicken wings near it to hear it purr (it’s growling)

HAPPY SANS SWEEP QUEEN DEATH DAY

Behold! Fanfic be upon ye!

I officially can’t call my g/t Ao3 my side account anymore. 100k+ total word count over 44 fics and all the stats are so much higher for this account. It’s really funny to me that this spiralled so far out of hand. I’m so proud of myself and it’s absolutely wild how quickly this eclipsed my ‘main’ work.