When You're Reading A Fic That's So Filled With Metaphors That You Can't Tell If Someone Ate A Regular

when you're reading a fic that's so filled with metaphors that you can't tell if someone ate a regular piece of meat or committed cannibalism

A summary of my vacation: I went to america with 5 books, there was Christmas, there were thrift shops, there was a Barnes and Nobles, I went home with 53 books

plot twist: netta is having a tubbo moment.

HOLY FUCK I JUST FINISHED SHADOW AND BONE SEASON 2 AND IT IS SO SO GOOD!!!!! I WANNA RANT ABOUT IT SO BADLY BUT I CANT SPOIL STUFF FOR OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!1111

honestly, I think the IB system is like everyone telling you that if you cross the road you’ll get hit by a bus, still crossing the road but being very carefull and looking around, making it to the other side without having seen a bus, being extremely happy that you managed to avoid the bus, and then the bus falling from the sky and crushing you.

I love how I can always tell when something HAPPENED on tumblr, cause in literally any other site I’d have to look for it, but I’m not in the spn fandom, I know nothing practically about it, but I do know that misha collins came out as straight and wb told him to stay bi. I love our hellsite with absolutely no algorithm. keep telling me the randomest stuff.