Duck Tape Makes The World Go Around. No. I Will Not Elaborate.

Duck tape makes the world go around. No. I will not elaborate.

i want a fingergun emoji so badly

I feel really bad about it but am I the only one whose a tiiiiny bit hung up on how they keep pronouncing stroopwafels, I’m fluent in dutch and it just hurts my soul

The pure confusion when you stop maladaptive daydreaming and you fing the room your in considerably darker with the noises of a car chase, an alarm, the movie matilda, a blender, and your sister lauguing with her friend, all at once

honestly, I think the IB system is like everyone telling you that if you cross the road you’ll get hit by a bus, still crossing the road but being very carefull and looking around, making it to the other side without having seen a bus, being extremely happy that you managed to avoid the bus, and then the bus falling from the sky and crushing you.

here's the thing about being an older sister, would I kill and die for my younger sister? yes. would I stand up to my parents in important discussions for her? yes.

but if there's a small argument between my sister and my parents, would I defend my parents just to be a little shit? yes. at those times it's not a question of whose right, it's just a question of who I want to annoy.