"BOY I SAY- I SAY BOY WHAT IN TARNATION WERE YOU THINKING TAKING ON AN ENDBRINGER ALL BY YOUR LONESOME?!

"BOY I SAY- I SAY BOY WHAT IN TARNATION WERE YOU THINKING TAKING ON AN ENDBRINGER ALL BY YOUR LONESOME?! SHARP AS WET PAPER YOU ARE AND ABOUT AS USEFUL TOO! THEY CALL YA ARMSMASTER NOW THEY'LL BE CALLING YA ONE-ARMSMASTER, THAT WAS A JOKE BOY YA MISSED IT, WENT RIGHT PAST YA!"

She's spying on the Abomination from marvel comics

The biggest missed opportunity of the PHO format becoming the de-facto media board for wormfic is that it totally misses the mark for what a forum in the late 2000s early 2010s would look like due to canon Worm being a solely text medium.

You just know PHO would be a fucking eyesore of stacks of gaudy forum banners proclaiming that user's support for their local protectorate team, choppy 5 frame 80x80 pixel gifs from whatever anime survived Kyushu, ribbons declaring "This user ships villains," all stacked on top of forum signatures that are a mishmash of movie quotes, badass quotes superheroes have said*, and Scion-themed bible verses.

*mostly Alexandria or Legend. No Eidolon at all.

Those weird little dragons egg things people used to put in their forum signs that would like... hatch if enough people clicked on them? Those still happened, but it was a tinkertech virus event and ended up with sixty people being killed by computer dragons.

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.