Ive Seen So Many Versions Of The Tma Finale Where Jon Is A Distorted Thing With A Bunch Of Eyes Floating

I’ve seen so many versions of the tma finale where Jon is a distorted thing with a bunch of eyes floating above the ground but hear me out:

The moment Jon becomes the pupil of the eye, he looks even more like himself than he’s looked in years.

I dunno I feel like the implications are kinda sick.

cant have one normal conversation in this city

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

My Fancasts for Uber and Leet but they getprogressively more cursed

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye

Smosh

Rhett and Link

Nice Peter and Epiclloyd

Game Grumps

Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack

The Fine Bros

Jon tron and projared

Justin Roiland

The biggest missed opportunity of the PHO format becoming the de-facto media board for wormfic is that it totally misses the mark for what a forum in the late 2000s early 2010s would look like due to canon Worm being a solely text medium.

You just know PHO would be a fucking eyesore of stacks of gaudy forum banners proclaiming that user's support for their local protectorate team, choppy 5 frame 80x80 pixel gifs from whatever anime survived Kyushu, ribbons declaring "This user ships villains," all stacked on top of forum signatures that are a mishmash of movie quotes, badass quotes superheroes have said*, and Scion-themed bible verses.

*mostly Alexandria or Legend. No Eidolon at all.

Those weird little dragons egg things people used to put in their forum signs that would like... hatch if enough people clicked on them? Those still happened, but it was a tinkertech virus event and ended up with sixty people being killed by computer dragons.

Sometimes I think about how much of my modern music taste was defined indirectly by The Magnus Archives. I thought it would be cool to make a playlist for each of The Entities and for inspiration raided other people's TMA playlists.

From there I discovered Mother Mother, Oingo Boingo, Will Wood, Billie Eilish, MISSIO, I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME and so many others.

So thanks Jonny and Alex, if it weren't for you I would have been condemned to listen to Nerdcore for the rest of my life