I-I...FINE! Now I Gotta Stop Procrastinating And Go Fucking Study I Guess ()

I-I...FINE! Now I gotta stop procrastinating and go fucking study I guess (￢‸￢)

You

you specifically who's seeing this

Y O U

I KNOW UOU SEE THIS

you know what you did

JJK's Hidden MVP

I think Megumama is the true MVP of JJK, period.

Cause just imagine JJK verse if she were still alive. Toji wouldn't have spiraled down to his self destructive lifestyle, he wouldn't have left Megumi, wouldn't have returned to being the sorcerer killer, wouldn't have taken the commission to kill Riko, Riko wouldn't have died, Gojo wouldn't have awakened early, Geto wouldn't have a midlife crisis at 16 and become a racist mass murderer, Megumi would've grown up with a complete happy family because you bet Megumama would keep Toji tame, Toji would've given up on gambling and fucking around because he'd be too smitten with her and maybe that way he'd have a better relationship with Megumi, Riko could've enjoyed her youth a bit longer before assimilating with Tengen so Tengen's state would've been more stable, Geto wouldn't be killed, Kenny wouldn't have gotten his hands on his technique, and if still by sheer shit luck shibuya still happened we could've had Daddy Toji making a bitch out of every curse user/curse, Geto wiping the floor with Mahibitch - so NO mass Idle Transfiguration and NO culling games AND GOJO WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN SEALED! And there's SO much more!

We don't even know Megumama's name, but SHE is a BIG catalyst of JJK and people don't talk about this enough. We could've had it all if only Gege was a bit less of a sadistic kitty... *sigh*

Rest in power, Megumama. Throughout heaven and earth, you truly did no wrong.

Friend: "Hey you read a lot right? Do you also read poems?"

Me: "...uh... sometimes, why...?"

Friend: "Cool! What sort of poetry do you read? Can you recommend some?"

The poetry I read:

'Kenjaku went up and down so Yuuji could go left and right.'

'Kenjaku gripped the sheets so Yuuji could be a beast on the streets.'

'Kenjaku took the white splash so Yuuji could hit the black flash.'

'Kenjaku tightened the hole so Yuuji could hit Mahito's soul.'

'Kenjaku rode so Yuuji could be the GOAT.'

'Kenjaku went to pound town so Yuuji could pound curses to the ground.'

'Kenjaku drained the pipe so Yuuji could hit left right goodnight.'

'Kenjaku bounced so Yuuji could pounce.'

'Kenjaku schemed and (s)creamed so Yuuji could jump his enemies.'

... ... ...

Friend: *expectant stare*

Me: "......"

"...you know 'Twinkle twinkle little star'?"

My smoky beefy tiddylicious hubby I ♡ u sm

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toji knee pad

“So what? Is that any reason not to put my life on the line for my little brother?”

“Whether they’re superior or inferior, older brothers are role models for their younger brothers. If the older brother takes the wrong path, the younger brothers can avoid it. And if I take the right path, my little brothers can follow behind.”

"Why don't you try saying it once, for starters? Call me "Onii- chan."

- Choso Kamo, Best Big Brother in the World

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Art Source: Mwikyy

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