Werda Be *haran,* Sun Found Another Car

Werda be *haran,* Sun found another car

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to-

Post cancelled I just saw a car run over a trash can going probably like 40 miles an hour down my street wtf

Wait, wait- wait. I’ve been living with a werewolf this whole time!?

oh my god EREN DEBUUUT no im not a werewolf but uh. there is currently a debate as to whether i am or not and it's kinda funny moral of the story is: dont tell your friends you eat cat food sometimes

Well, it’s more a shapeshifter than a werewolf, but “my werewolf housemate” just flows better

Wait, wait- wait. I’ve been living with a werewolf this whole time!?

The troll has recited, to my face, entirely deadpan (well. His normal mischievous face, which is his version of deadpan), the entirety of Man Door Hand Hook Car Door, followed by an incredibly precise and detailed description of the Loss webcomic. Which did not exist on the holonet at the time. “Groundcar” was a word found on maybe two planets *ever* during his lifetime

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here