Oh Most Of Us Ranchers (not Ranchers, Ranchers) Are Immune To Most Of Those!

Oh most of us Ranchers (not ranchers, Ranchers) are immune to most of those!

“i’m a fearsome indestructible monster of lore whose one shocking weakness is fire” buddy everyone’s weakness is fire

They are all friends

CLOSE UP PICS OF MOTHS ARE SO CUTE AAA😭💖

HOW DO PPL HATE THESE BABBIES?!!??😭💖

THE CUTENESS AGGRESSIVE AAAA

Anything smarter than the dumbest printer we can find tends to become a mimic anyways

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

Well, it’s more a shapeshifter than a werewolf, but “my werewolf housemate” just flows better

Wait, wait- wait. I’ve been living with a werewolf this whole time!?

i am not limited by human range HAHA GET FUCKING STYLED ON LOSER

i love echolalia so much i truly do but i am so sadly limited by the range of my human voice. i wanna mimic cars and kettles and microwave beeps and chirping birds and computer keys and rushing water. making cat noises isn’t enough i wanna sound like a fucking synth.

"Sorry, but blinking is for people who have eyes and emotions. "

- Brain 2021