Anything Smarter Than The Dumbest Printer We Can Find Tends To Become A Mimic Anyways

Anything smarter than the dumbest printer we can find tends to become a mimic anyways

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

vivian are you making werewolf geese

What? No, I’ve just been feeding them ticks. And Eren’s not even really a werewolf anyways

Oh most of us Ranchers (not ranchers, Ranchers) are immune to most of those!

“i’m a fearsome indestructible monster of lore whose one shocking weakness is fire” buddy everyone’s weakness is fire

We should start sexualizing full armor, specialized for each wearer’s life, actually!

we do need to start sexualising kneepads and helmets i think it's the only way to go in terms of promoting skate safety to tumblr users. if people are already doing this good work keep it up

Oh winter cocoons are the BEST sleep

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

We may not own any rolling pins, but that’s not for lack of trying! They just kept turning into mimics and then the mimic rolling pins would eat the bread dough and it just ended up easier to use our copy of… hm, tumblr doesn’t have that text option. Unfortunate. Our copy of a certain grimoire which stays pristine as part of its construction to press the dough out

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE