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Ranch Dressing

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Update: Yormp Is Not Fine With The Blood

Update: Yormp is not fine with the blood

PSA don't feed the geese !!!

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getranched

1 year ago

warning sign that says do not pet or feed the wolf men in the woods

caution sign that says the wolf men in the woods are dangerous creatures sometimes

danger sign that says do not try to stroke their soft fluffy ears

notice sign that says that might be dale from the hardware store during the day, but right now it's a seven foot tall creature built of muscle and hunger

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Eren moodboard has Eren even logged into this account yet? i don’t think so 😌 unfortunate mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

The troll has recited, to my face, entirely deadpan (well. His normal mischievous face, which is his version of deadpan), the entirety of Man Door Hand Hook Car Door, followed by an incredibly precise and detailed description of the Loss webcomic. Which did not exist on the holonet at the time. “Groundcar” was a word found on maybe two planets *ever* during his lifetime

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

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he has all that power in the Force and most of what he uses it for is to steal memes from other universes in his dreams this is why I chose to help the Mando’ade first justmultiversaltravelerthings mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

UGH. That annoying moment when your sapient spaceship (which you created after becoming immortal but before becoming a god/dess) ditches you for a millennia to go romance that one artificial moon and you have to teleport like some sort of *emissary*

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I don’t even think it noticed em it was moving like. a lot and blowing up a planet and a half and then *it* blew up like. three days after xe met it and he spends the next 362 days and 999 years just moping before coming back to spend time with you inconsiderate prick (affectionate) eir taste in partners does leave something to be desired though see: the ignoring and blowing up planets mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

Well, it’s more a shapeshifter than a werewolf, but “my werewolf housemate” just flows better

Wait, wait- wait. I’ve been living with a werewolf this whole time!?

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look I *did* say not really a werewolf mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

"Sorry, but blinking is for people who have eyes and emotions. "

- Brain 2021

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the neighbors dog can cry blinking is for the weak mod Moon

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