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1. Area 51 Is The Base In Nevada Where The United States Government Allegedly Contains Extraterrestrial

1. Area 51 is the base in Nevada where the United States government allegedly contains extraterrestrial technology and specimens. Really, the government tried to make it into that but it was just too easy to escape and steal from so everyone just treats it as a combination escape room/heist simulator (it’s true! There’s galacnet ads and everything!)

2. The internet explorer is on its way to raid Area 51 because there was a meme about it some years ago (don’t ask me how many, I don’t know how to count)

3. It’s funny the longer it takes to see it because the internet explorer is notorious for being a slow browser, jokes about it being late to something are commonplace

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i’ve been to Area 51 a few times for fun and they really are shit at keeping folks in there even the SCP foundation does better and they’ve never once managed to stop me from refining up some just *delectable* hot chocolate mod vivian
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