Its Understandable How Youd Think It Was Geese Tho. I Keep Leaving Feathers In The Shower Drains
It’s understandable how you’d think it was geese tho. I keep leaving feathers in the shower drains…
vivian are you making werewolf geese
What? No, I’ve just been feeding them ticks. And Eren’s not even really a werewolf anyways
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