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Its Understandable How Youd Think It Was Geese Tho. I Keep Leaving Feathers In The Shower Drains

It’s understandable how you’d think it was geese tho. I keep leaving feathers in the shower drains…

vivian are you making werewolf geese

What? No, I’ve just been feeding them ticks. And Eren’s not even really a werewolf anyways

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1. Area 51 is the base in Nevada where the United States government allegedly contains extraterrestrial technology and specimens. Really, the government tried to make it into that but it was just too easy to escape and steal from so everyone just treats it as a combination escape room/heist simulator (it’s true! There’s galacnet ads and everything!)

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1 year ago

Gotta love the dough smoosher

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE


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