Every Once In A While, I Give Myself A Functional Nervous System Again Specifically To Experience Ibuprofen

Every once in a while, I give myself a functional nervous system again specifically to experience ibuprofen

Ibuprofen

guys theyre literally in love oh my god WAIT HAHA I COULD TOTALLY COSPLAY SHADOW ACTUALLY HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS

was looking thru old photos and thought these guys were silly

Can confirm. I have seen rolling pins rolling down the hallways in an attempt to escape. Id call them a tripping hazard but I don't want to anger them

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

Don’t worry Yormp, weevils do have leg insurance

hear me out

1. Area 51 is the base in Nevada where the United States government allegedly contains extraterrestrial technology and specimens. Really, the government tried to make it into that but it was just too easy to escape and steal from so everyone just treats it as a combination escape room/heist simulator (it’s true! There’s galacnet ads and everything!)

2. The internet explorer is on its way to raid Area 51 because there was a meme about it some years ago (don’t ask me how many, I don’t know how to count)

3. It’s funny the longer it takes to see it because the internet explorer is notorious for being a slow browser, jokes about it being late to something are commonplace

Sun’s worse about it

the transition im crying