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Ok So To Clarify What My Hobbies Are Bc I Suddenly Feel Like I Need To Do That Uh I Just Hunt People

ok so to clarify what my hobbies are bc i suddenly feel like i need to do that Uh i just hunt people or animals either one idc it's fun and if i win i get a yummy treat (their meat) other than that i just gorge my brain on sonic bullshit

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1 year ago

It’s because you grow really good drugs. You know this

The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.


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1 year ago

Did you not see the sign?????

I very clearly wrote down that this was Mimic starter and to stay at least 10 feet away.

your sourdough starter fucking bit me


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1 year ago

The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.


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1 year ago

Pro tip: Talking Words Factory makes your horns shiny.

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.


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1 year ago

Real life images I took of Moon in her Carmen Sandiego cosplay when she thinks she's alone.

Bug Lady
Bug Lady
Bug Lady
Bug Lady

Bug lady


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