Yeah Im A Writer

yeah I’m a writer

help

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

OT3s are just like, “You know the thing where one character pushes another one up against a wall? But the wall…is Jeff.”

found family dynamics i adore:

the entire gang shares 1 (one) braincell which they takes turns passing around

unwilling teammates gradually grow on each other

Area Man Forcibly Adopted by Several Children

bonded over shared trauma

none of us have actual families or homes to go back to anymore, but at least we have each other

“every single one of these guys has tried to kill me at least once, but we’re cool now and i’d trust them with my life”

redemption arc comes with bonus new family and friends (bonus feature is non-negotiable and eventual acceptance inevitable)

i WAS going to leave the group and go my own way as soon as this job was over - and i would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for my meddling heart!

villains with Feelings™

Officer I Swear I’ve Never Met Any Of These People In My Life (But If Anything Were To Happen To Them I Would Kill Everyone Here And Then Myself)

“We can’t make this character (aro)ace. If we strip them of their sexual attraction and love interest, what else would be left that motivates them?”

Oh geez, you are right. What other motivation could this person possibly have other than eventually getting laid.

You fool. You absolute buffoon.

(in)justice

Revenge

Fear of losing loved ones

Family/friends

Thirst for knowledge/curiosity

Call from a higher power

Boredom

“It’s a job, I’m getting paid for it.”

Spite

Guilt

Duty

A bet

“Maybe I want to save the planet BECAUSE I LIVE ON IT???”

Simply being a decent human being

misunderstandings

Fun

No one else is fucking qualified to get shit done

Pizza