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Azure-Blue: You!

Azure-Blue: YOU-!!!!

Azure-Blue: Hff- huff- 

Azure-Blue: me. 

Azure-Blue: I said you’d be okay. 

Azure-Blue: I’m so-

BOOM!

Azure-Blue: Quiznak. 

Azure-Blue: Blue! 

Azure-Blue: Blue, come on-! C’mon girl, respond!

Azure-Blue: Please Blue- 

Azure-Blue: Please...

Sunlit Honey:  We barely felt that at all! What you lack in speed you more that make up for in armour. Neat!

Sunlit Honey: That was easier than expected! I shouldn’t have worried so m-

Sunlit Honey: Azure??

Azure-Blue: H-Honey? 

Sunlit Honey: Oh, jeeze, Azure, what happened?

Azure-Blue: You’re okay. Thank Celestia.

Sunlit Honey: Aw, Bud.

Princess Allura: Paladins.

Princess Allura: I cannot hold the Teleduv any longer. Please return immediately.

Sunlit Honey: Sure thing, Princess.

Sunlit Honey: Copy that.

Prince Silverwing: Did you help at all?

Luxfite: What do you take me for? 

Azure-Blue: That was awful!

Sunlit Honey: Terrible.

Prince Silverwing: ...

Pigeon Catcher: ... 

Prince Silverwing: Are you okay? Are you hurt?

Pigeon Catcher: We had a rough time of it too.

Azure-Blue: What? No kiss better?

Prince Silverwing: Those are for Emergencies. Don’t push your luck.

Azure-Blue: Aw. 

Azure-Blue: What about you, Princess? Any healing kisses for your Brave, Blue Paladin?

Pigeon Catcher: How’re the castle defenses? 

Sunlit Honey: Have you had any luck finding the Red Lion?

Princess Allura: Oh- 

Coran: Allura just located it.

Coran: There's a bit of good news, and bad news.

Coran: The good news is, the Red Lion's nearby.

Coran: The bad news is, it's on board that Galra ship now orbiting Arus.

Coran: But wait, good news again. We're Arus!

Prince Silverwing: They're here already?

Coran: Yes... Guess my calculations were a bit... off.

Coran: Finger counting - It's more of an art than a science.

Pigeon Catcher: It was only like 2 hours, not two days; that’s a pretty big error margin-

BEEP BEEP BEEP

???: Princess Allura.

???: I am Commander Sendak, of the Galran Empire.

[Disconnect]

Prince Silverwing: All right, nopony panic.

Sunlit Honey: Not panic?

Sunlit Honey: Not panic?

Sunlit Honey: The scary purple alien thing is driving his battleship toward us. Right Now. 

Sunlit Honey: We only have four Lions.

Pigeon Catcher: Technically, only three working Lions.

Sunlit Honey: That's right. Thank you, Pidge. Three working Lions and a Castle that's, like, 10,000 years old.

Coran: Actually, it's 10,600; You see, it was built by my grandfather— 

Sunlit Honey: Thanks, Coran. 

Sunlit Honey: Thank you for that. See? Now is the perfect time to panic!

Princess Allura: Wait!

Princess Allura: Hold on, this Castle has a particle barrier we can activate.

Azure-Blue: Girl, you’ve already activated my par—

Sunlit Honey: Azure...  

Prince Silverwing: —Azure!

Coran: The particle barrier won't hold Sendak's ion cannon forever. The Galra technology must have advanced since we fought them last.

Sunlit Honey: Panic now?

Prince Silverwing: No. We've just got to figure out our plan of action, aaand... figure it out quickly.

Azure-Blue: I say we pop through a Wormhole and live to fight another day.

Sunlit Honey: I second that. Yes. I mean, we tried to find all the Lions, right? We gave it the old college try. Couldn't do it.

Sunlit Honey: It’s a shame, but we can't form Voltron. Not with just three. I guess we could form a... snake?

Sunlit Honey: Or a worm! To go through that hole, Azure, that you were talking about.

Azure-Blue: Then, it's settled. Princess Allura, you ride with me. One of you take the old guy.

Silverwing: Dude, we gotta do something.

Silverwing : Y’know, say something? Anything?

Silverwing : But... GALRA. BigScaryBad RUN

Silverwing : C’mon, what would Twilight Sparkle do? 

Silverwing : No Books. No Magic. No Alicorns. No Elements of Harmony.

Silverwing : The Others?! 

Silverwing : HIDE UNDER THE BED.

Silverwing : COWARD.

Pigeon Catcher: We can't just abandon Arus. The Galra will keep destroying planets and capturing prisoners until we stop them.

Sunlit Honey: It’s Okay! If we run, then Sendak will follow us and leave this planet alone, just like when we left Terrein! We form the snake-worm thingamajig and we—hisss out of here! No Harm Done~!

Luxfite: Were you listening to a thing they said?! Sendak would destroy the planet then come after us anyway. What happened on Terrein was clearly a fluke. They destroy! It’s what they do!

Pigeon Catcher: Exactly! They are literally the Tirek of Space!

Luxfite: Staying is our only option.

Azure-Blue: Here’s an option:

Azure-Blue: How about you Shut Your Quiznack. 

Luxfite: Well I Don’t Think You’re Using That Word Correctly. 

Azure-Blue: Now Why would I listen to a Scruffy-Looking Dropout‽

Luxfite: And WHY should we listen to the BLANK FLANK‽

Prince Silverwing: [CV] Enough. 

Prince Silverwing: This is your castle, these are your lions. It’s your call.

Prince Silverwing: What would you have us do? 

Princess Allura: I- 

Princess Allura: I Don-

Coran: Princess...

Coran: Perhaps your father could help advise.

Princess Allura: My Father?

Prince Silverwing: Whatever the Princess chooses, we shall follow.  

Prince Silverwing: Which INCLUDES being “Ambassadors of Harmony”

Prince Silverwing: I understand that we are a new team; there are kinks to iron out, yes.

Prince Silverwing: But we do not devolve into playground insults and name calling. Am I Understood?

Azure-Blue & Luxfite: Yessir.