ghostwaffleheimer

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Glad We Can All Agree Law Needs To Get Knocked Up

Bepo: What're you doing, Cap'n?
Law, rolling up a piece of paper before summoning a Room: Sending something to Blackleg-ya.
Law shambles the paper away. He asks: Hey Bepo, how do you feel about children?
Bepo responds: Oh! Uh... They're cute, I guess.
Elsewhere, Sanji recieves the item, thinking to himself: That's not my lighter... Could only be one person...
Sanji opens it to reveal a note that says "Have fun paying child support" with Law's initials, and a positive pregnancy test. He yells: WTF LAW!?
Luffy's head extends from offscreen to his left, asks: What's wrong, Sanji?
Sanji, looking drained and limply holding the paper: I'm gonna be a dad...
Luffy: Oh, cool.
Usopp, now on Sanji's right: Y'know, I was a dad once.
Sanji, yelling: No you weren't!! That doesn't even help!
One of Robin's arms comes from the railing where Luffy had been, holding a book titled "So you had sex. Uh oh!" Offscreen, she says: What about this book on childcare?
Sanji, looking pathetic and like he's going to cry: Thank you, Robin-chan...

Glad we can all agree Law needs to get knocked up

(this is old/messy/inconsistent and never got finished but I liked some of the expressions on it)

And here is a more recent followup:

Sanji, with his hands up and distressed: WHY did you think it was a good idea to shamble a note about child support and a USED pregnancy test into my hands? Do you know how awkward that was to explain?
Law is sitting in front of him, seemingly more interested in a coin than the conversation: Oh no, YOU had to tell YOUR crew what YOU did. (there is an emphasis on all the 'you's in that sentence)
Sanji: What I did?? It was both of us!
The next image is a text bubble from Law (who in present is not seen), saying: Would you rather I explained it?
Sanji is standing facing forward, mortified, as he imagines this scenario playing out:
Law is talking to Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper (the latter two have their mouths agape and appear traumatized). Some of his words are scribbled out, represented here in text by [REDACTED]: So Sanji put his [REDACTED] in my [REDACTED] and then he [REDACTED], and because I was [REDACTED] that means-- the text cuts off here.
Luffy: Wow! Gross!
Off to the side are Nami and Zoro, expressing varying degrees of disgust.
Nami: Great, now that's burned into my mind...
Zoro, thinking to himself: Sanji had sex??
After imagining this, Sanji simply says: ...No.

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