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So I wrote one line... guess this is actually gonna be a thing that happens. Time will tell but I do have a lot of ideas, the only hard part is making them actually coherent lol. Here is said line:
Sure he knew, he remembered, what they all had been like at the beginning of this journey... at least for the most part. Sure he didn’t know what they were like before they all met but one thing’s for certain, he did not expect this.
...do I have any idea where this will go? Absolutely not. Does it sound neat and fitting? I sure hope so. Hopefully I’ll have an actual first chapter up within a weeks time (but no promises)
Might make a impulsive decision and write an atla fic...
Is this the tower of Oppositeshippin?? Wtf😂
![What Hath Science Wrought](https://64.media.tumblr.com/56689bbc5ac38d4cb714b0100bec15d0/592e61033098c3f4-3d/s500x750/4ae10d3f2e4db04346609179f099c3a1e86aafdc.jpg)
What hath science wrought
![Bepo: What're you doing, Cap'n?
Law, rolling up a piece of paper before summoning a Room: Sending something to Blackleg-ya.
Law shambles the paper away. He asks: Hey Bepo, how do you feel about children?
Bepo responds: Oh! Uh... They're cute, I guess.
Elsewhere, Sanji recieves the item, thinking to himself: That's not my lighter... Could only be one person...
Sanji opens it to reveal a note that says "Have fun paying child support" with Law's initials, and a positive pregnancy test. He yells: WTF LAW!?
Luffy's head extends from offscreen to his left, asks: What's wrong, Sanji?
Sanji, looking drained and limply holding the paper: I'm gonna be a dad...
Luffy: Oh, cool.
Usopp, now on Sanji's right: Y'know, I was a dad once.
Sanji, yelling: No you weren't!! That doesn't even help!
One of Robin's arms comes from the railing where Luffy had been, holding a book titled "So you had sex. Uh oh!" Offscreen, she says: What about this book on childcare?
Sanji, looking pathetic and like he's going to cry: Thank you, Robin-chan...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2f8cf368b8d086c11c0651779e32f16c/0e3f837b18672073-63/s500x750/6d27756a6f667afc3dd6cda457ec18a01eeb1902.png)
Glad we can all agree Law needs to get knocked up
(this is old/messy/inconsistent and never got finished but I liked some of the expressions on it)
And here is a more recent followup:
![Sanji, with his hands up and distressed: WHY did you think it was a good idea to shamble a note about child support and a USED pregnancy test into my hands? Do you know how awkward that was to explain?
Law is sitting in front of him, seemingly more interested in a coin than the conversation: Oh no, YOU had to tell YOUR crew what YOU did. (there is an emphasis on all the 'you's in that sentence)
Sanji: What I did?? It was both of us!
The next image is a text bubble from Law (who in present is not seen), saying: Would you rather I explained it?
Sanji is standing facing forward, mortified, as he imagines this scenario playing out:
Law is talking to Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper (the latter two have their mouths agape and appear traumatized). Some of his words are scribbled out, represented here in text by [REDACTED]: So Sanji put his [REDACTED] in my [REDACTED] and then he [REDACTED], and because I was [REDACTED] that means-- the text cuts off here.
Luffy: Wow! Gross!
Off to the side are Nami and Zoro, expressing varying degrees of disgust.
Nami: Great, now that's burned into my mind...
Zoro, thinking to himself: Sanji had sex??
After imagining this, Sanji simply says: ...No.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f9b94a0d0506f1d445a42360739fd556/0e3f837b18672073-ef/s500x750/c164265547a3739ef371229aa9b5d70b5b6d024c.png)