Hephaistion : Dont Overreact.

Hephaistion : Don’t overreact.

Alexander , already digging their own grave and shoveling the dirt back on themself : I’m not.

I hate Armand, and yet I know that if my best friend left his toxic ex for Armand, I would love Armand. But Armand is so bland compared to Lestat in his relationship with Louis. I just want him to be a toxic piece of shit to Daniel and for them to be together

Toji : To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

Toji : I think we should kiss.

Shiu : And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Toji : Do you know what the question I’m asked most often is?

Shiu : “Will you please leave the premises”?

Toji : Am I cool or what?

Shiu : What.

Toji : I said, am I cool or-

Shiu : Yeah, I heard you.