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I hate Armand, and yet I know that if my best friend left his toxic ex for Armand, I would love Armand. But Armand is so bland compared to Lestat in his relationship with Louis. I just want him to be a toxic piece of shit to Daniel and for them to be together

I don't know how it's possible, but Lestat in the teaser managed to be even more whore than possible

Sam Reid has to say every possible insult that exists in French in season 3, I need that. He has the best French accent I've ever heard. And I AM French

Lestat could kill my entire family in front of my eyes and I would thank him. Actually, no... I would kiss this rockstar's four inch leather boot.

Hephaestion, holding Craterus by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t end you where you stand!

Craterus, visibly afraid: U-uh… Alexander told me to have a good day!

Hephaestion, lowering their fist: You make a good point…

Alexander : How’re you feeling?

Hephaestion : Not good. I have this headache that comes and goes.

Stateira, walks into the room : ...

Hephaestion : There it is.

Toji : Do you know what the question I’m asked most often is?

Shiu : “Will you please leave the premises”?

Shiu : You’d do that for me?

Toji : I’d do a lot of things to you.

Shiu : ... You mean ‘for me’?

Toji : That too.

Toji : You know archaic Latin?

Shiu : I got bored with classical Latin.

Toji : You know normal Latin?

Shiu : Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Toji : YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Shiu : You don't know everything about me Replacement. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

Toji : I’ve got an appetite for destruction.

Shiu : If you cut out our cookies to spell “DESTRUCTION,” I’m kicking you out of the house.

Toji, nibbles on a crudely-cut “R”-shaped cookie: ...

Hephaistion : Don’t overreact.

Alexander , already digging their own grave and shoveling the dirt back on themself : I’m not.

Toji : Am I cool or what?

Shiu : What.

Toji : I said, am I cool or-

Shiu : Yeah, I heard you.

Philip II : For the last time, Alexander, you cannot be a part of this family if you are a satanist!

Alexander : ...

Alexander : I was literally just eating a salad.

Toji : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Shiu : This is a lie.

Shiu : I'm literally dating you. This is a lie.

Shiu : YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Toji : I think we should kiss.

Shiu : And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Toji : To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

Toji : One time I was with a friend and- oh wait, that was you.

Shiu : Yeah, I figured. You don’t have any other friends.

Toji : This date is boring.

Shiu : This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Toji : Then why did you invite me?

Shiu : I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me", and you said, "Fuck you, Shiu, I do whatever I want", and followed me here.

Toji : Someone needs to take me out.

Shiu : Like, on a date, or with a sniper?

Toji : Surprise me.

Suguru : Sometimes I feel like dying.

Satoru : Wha-

Suguru : And then I remember that I won't be able to see you if I do.

Satoru, blushes:

________

Toji : Sometimes I feel like dying.

Shiu : Good for you.

Toji : We're great together because we're so different.

Shiu : True, I'm always right and you're always wrong.

Shiu : You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Toji : Thank you!

Shiu : I didn't say that was a good thing.

Toji : What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

Shiu : Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Toji do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Toji : Shiu, I think you should play the role of my father.

Shiu : I don't want to be your father.

Toji : That's perfect. You already know your lines.