Toji : Ive Got An Appetite For Destruction.

Toji : I’ve got an appetite for destruction.

Shiu : If you cut out our cookies to spell “DESTRUCTION,” I’m kicking you out of the house.

Toji, nibbles on a crudely-cut “R”-shaped cookie: ...

Toji : You know archaic Latin?

Shiu : I got bored with classical Latin.

Toji : You know normal Latin?

Shiu : Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Toji : YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Shiu : You don't know everything about me Replacement. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

I hate Armand, and yet I know that if my best friend left his toxic ex for Armand, I would love Armand. But Armand is so bland compared to Lestat in his relationship with Louis. I just want him to be a toxic piece of shit to Daniel and for them to be together

Toji : Am I cool or what?

Shiu : What.

Toji : I said, am I cool or-

Shiu : Yeah, I heard you.

Toji : This date is boring.

Shiu : This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Toji : Then why did you invite me?

Shiu : I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me", and you said, "Fuck you, Shiu, I do whatever I want", and followed me here.

Toji : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Shiu : This is a lie.

Shiu : I'm literally dating you. This is a lie.

Shiu : YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.