Shiu : Youd Do That For Me?

Shiu : You’d do that for me?

Toji : I’d do a lot of things to you.

Shiu : ... You mean ‘for me’?

Toji : That too.

I hate Armand, and yet I know that if my best friend left his toxic ex for Armand, I would love Armand. But Armand is so bland compared to Lestat in his relationship with Louis. I just want him to be a toxic piece of shit to Daniel and for them to be together

Suguru : Sometimes I feel like dying.

Satoru : Wha-

Suguru : And then I remember that I won't be able to see you if I do.

Satoru, blushes:

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Toji : Sometimes I feel like dying.

Shiu : Good for you.

Shiu : You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Toji : Thank you!

Shiu : I didn't say that was a good thing.

Toji : What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

Toji : This date is boring.

Shiu : This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Toji : Then why did you invite me?

Shiu : I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me", and you said, "Fuck you, Shiu, I do whatever I want", and followed me here.

Toji : To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.