The Royal Brothers.

The royal brothers.

rational part of brain: we already know that Aaravos is a master manipulator, so it makes total sense for him to be lying about Leola

very not rational part of brain: I'M GOING TO KILL THE STAR COUNCIL RIGHT NOW

rational brain: he's actively manipulating Claudia right now, and we already know that Claudia would do anything for her father and that she thinks doing horrible things for family is perfectly justified. by positioning himself as a loving father who had his daughter ruthlessly stolen by him, Aaravos stands to gain a lot of sympathy and trust

not rational brain: THEY MURDERED A CHILD FOR THE CRIME OF SHARING!!!! HOW COULD THEY

rational brain: they could have used shrinking magic to make a home on earth, but it's a weird thing to just not mention at all, especially when it's reveal he's a giant two seconds later. that could be a clue

not rational brain: I AM OFFICIALLY TEAM AARAVOS!!! LETS BURN SOMETHING

rational brain: sure, we have Leola's star, the Sea of the Outcast, and the corpse in the ocean, but that doesn't mean the whole story is true. we don't know she was his daughter. we don't know he made that sea. the corpse is probably her, but that doesn't mean the story he told was true. maybe part of it was but probably not all of it

not rational brain: JUSTICE FOR LEOLA!!!!!!!!

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

The success of the Mystery Shack is proof positive that if Stan had entered adulthood with a place to live and the ability to plan without focusing solely on survival, there's no limit to what he might have accomplished.

Turning a creaky old house into a bustling local hotspot while splitting your time between struggling to teach yourself physics, fixing a nearly incomprehensible machine and searching the area for meticulously hidden objects is no mean feat. And all this while getting no sleep, having zero emotional support, and stewing in guilt and worry.

Honestly it's no wonder he aged faster than Ford. I'm aging faster just thinking about it.

the miracle job tells us so much about what nate was like as a young man. this priest sees a miracle in his church a few days after telling his old friend from the catholicism factory that there's nothing to be done about his troubles and immediately goes "nathan ford you wiley coyote-ass bitch you stop helping me right the fuck now"