Reblog And Put In The Tags Your Favourite Horror Or Spooky Animation! Can Be Any Type.

Reblog and put in the tags your favourite horror or “spooky” animation! Can be any type.

i love how the narrators of the locked tomb series are like:

gideon: is not paying attention

harrowhark: has brain damage

nona: was born six months ago

we love variety in our unreliable narrators

Sometimes a family is a gentlewoman academic who can see dead people, the head of the civil service, and the two child soldiers whose planet they're annexing.

Sometimes a family is a bunch of guys who used to work in a lab together who've now become amnesiac fascist demigods in a complicated polycule with their lab manager/god, a skeletal princess, and a haunted teenager.

Sometimes a family is half a fascist demigod, second cousins timesharing a body, and the feral soul of planet earth (who is very upset that family doesn't include more dogs).

Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

i do find it hilarious that for most of gideon the ninth harrow is like “sextus your megatheorem idea is stupid. you’re jumping to conclusions. you have no evidence. your premises are flawed and your conclusion is both invalid and unsound. bitch.” and then when ianthe reveals the lyctoral process at the end of the book harrowhark is the FIRST PERSON to go “oh fuck. the megatheorem”